EINSTEINPG:
Engagement Ke? Even the most fearless man on Nland @yungchop dey afraid of doing 14 years.
How much more me---wey be fia fia boy.

Is it me or did anyone jus notice einstpeing post in pidgin...

This week must carry good news

1st to comment after Einstpenig speak pidgin


Space booked

1boylikevhis:
Ghen Ghen Leleyi Oh!! EINSTEINPG SO YORUBA OH!!! IT WILL FLOOD TODAY!!!

Oga mi, all dis one wey i dey do all dis days na igara Nland.
I be corret igboro boy o. If i cach u for shap corner u go yia winn.

khassy:


Is it me or did anyone jus notice einstpeing post in pidgin...

This week must carry good news

I swear confirm good news

wheesin:

of course you are the boss, infact you're a demi-god

its good you know that

yungchop:
I swear confirm good news its good you know that

Hehehhehhehehheh

EINSTEINPG:
Oga mi, all dis one wey i dey do all dis days na igara Nland.
I be corret igboro boy o. If i cach u for shap corner u go yia winn.

Lobatan!! . I see that your comment about fearless man stuff, why evils na?!

yungchop e b like say dis shitt no dey tire u

wheesin:
daddy yungchop, e b like say dis shitt no dey tire u

my son let's have fun while we can. But if you edit this post your own don gaan be that o, just try me and see

yungchop:
Lobatan!! . I see that your comment about fearless man stuff, why evils na?!

My Oga, no evil at all. Na d wey u dey frogobandy na him dey frik mi.
I beg forgiv your boy.

yungchop:
my lord let's have fun while we can. what am to you but a common fun servant.. But if you wish to eat soon enough,i will quit posting shitt and make you a donut..it will be delicious sir just try it and see

ok humble servant am waiting

Youngbankee:
sori pls et all, i knw dis is a veri stupid question especially at dis crucial time wen dey ve started clearance.... my question is afta uploadin d e facility card and waec scratch card, do we stil av to scan and upload the hard copies?? no insults pls

Your question isn't stupid, just funny. You cannot upload hard copies in the e-world. You scan hard copies then upload. Now to your question, except you are told to do so, then no you don't have to.

EINSTEINPG:
My Oga, no evil at all. Na d wey u dey frogobandy na him dey frik mi.
I beg forgiv your boy.

make I hear say i no dey fear but right from primary school na commando dem be dey call me, because I no dey follow person talk pass 5words before I enter the person I've ever beaten one of ma facebook friends like that in kaduna, he was bragadoing for me online, then I told him to meet me at so so place, the guy too get liver carry himself and hin brother come. As the guy see say I dey come na so e run enter mr. Biggs, he buy 1meatpie and 70naira fanta just to waste time for inside, him been think say I don find ma square root na so e commot, I allow am waka reach front small na so I enter the guy o, the brother don board bike shapaly dey go lol, as I dey jab the guy face he was like " abah brother, blessed are the peace makers for they shall be called sons of God" and I was like " you no know before you start curse ma papa before abi?? " As I wanted to do they guy upper cut na so he kick my fishing rod o . I became unconscious immediately . . . The next thing is that I found my self at emergency ward in iya kamaro harbal medcine centre to God be the Glory am alive, since then I use to fear pass fear

post=26890539:
let me pretend I didn't see this. . . If I should type what's on my mind you will hate me for life so the answer is NO, you don't need to upload hard copies, now say thank yo
u

tank u very much bro I rily appreciate it.... n tnx for not insulting me was jez frustrated DAT av not bin cleared since Aug

wheesin:


My lord, please I've been dreaming since I was 5yo that I wanna kiss your a$5 please let me kiss your ass

No servant, you have to work extra hard to kiss that nyash now go back to work

yungchop:
make I hear say i no dey fear but right from primary school na commando dem be dey call me, because I no dey follow person talk pass 5words before I enter the person I've ever beaten one of ma facebook friends like that in kaduna, he was bragadoing for me online, then I told him to meet me at so so place, the guy too get liver carry himself and hin brother come. As the guy see say I dey come na so e run enter mr. Biggs, he buy 1meatpie and 70naira fanta just to waste time for inside, him been think say I don find ma square root na so e commot, I allow am waka reach front small na so I enter the guy o, the brother don board bike shapaly dey go lol, as I dey jab the guy face he was like " abah brother, blessed are the peace makers for they shall be called sons of God" and I was like " you no know before you start curse ma papa before abi?? " As I wanted to do they guy upper cut na so he kick my fishing rod o . I became unconscious immediately . . . The next thing is that I found my self at emergency ward in iya kamaro harbal medcine centre to God be the Glory am alive, since then I use to fear pass fear

Ye!!! Mogbe!!!
Na him be sey u don cari sara pas sango-joint be dat o.

Youngbankee:
tank u very much bro I rily appreciate it.... n tnx for not insulting me was jez frustrated DAT av not bin cleared since Aug

UW bro, ask my servane wheesin to serve you anything you want. . . . . . . @einsteinpg, sango na my personal person jare, make I give you the ehn pin?

yungchop:
UW bro, ask my servane wheesin to serve you anything you want. . . . . . . @einsteinpg, sango na my personal person jare, make I give you the ehn pin?

Me I be Ogberi (uninitiated), I fit go dey do any how if i no sey sango dey ma bak digbi digbi.
anything ke? wey i neva get my long spoon.

Yungmilio2:

Yes

Thanks oga mi,1 more question but those courses are not included in the current charges for this session.

Ukalsman:

Pls wat is d name of computer science department HOD

Dr R. G Jimoh

yungchop:
No servant, you have to work extra hard to kiss that nyash now go back to work

are you gay.. wat the fuq

OFFICE OF THE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER(P.R.O),UNILORIN STUDENTS' UNION.After series of feasibility studies,coupled with pleas on the part of the Students' Union,it is now resolved that all payments(School fees,Hostel fees,Add and Drop forms fees,et.c) shall be made via the conventional ATM cards(Verve,MasterCard, and Visa),as against the earlier proposed School I.D card. As a responsible and responsive Students' Union, we regret all inconveniences that may arise owing to this development.We wish our members and the general public, joyous Sallah celebrations.

ADENIRAN,A Olaitan,signed:for the Union.

is this good news or bad stuff

yungchop:
No servant, you have to work extra hard to kiss that nyash now go back to work

abah there is GOD o o o

wheesin:


am gay.. !!! wat the fuq I just wanna kiss that ass!

No, you have to work extra hard to do that

joshua16:
abah there is GOD o o o. I wanna kiss that nyash too. Damn!

. You'll have to work harf too and obtain a Bsc. Houseboy science

Hi chisombenedicta

SUCCESS TONIC
I congratulate you all for your admission into the "better by far" institution. i want to implore you not to be carry away by your recent success, there is a popular saying in the Bible that i will love to quote in yoruba that says" ibere kin se onise eni ba fori ti dopin la o gbala" i.e He that begins the race is not the winner, except he finishes well. If care is not taken one can be carry away or misguided by the euphoria of success. please and plea

wheesin:
OFFICE OF THE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER(P.R.O),UNILORIN STUDENTS' UNION.After series of feasibility studies,coupled with pleas on the part of the Students' Union,it is now resolved that all payments(School fees,Hostel fees,Add and Drop forms fees,et.c) shall be made via the conventional ATM cards(Verve,MasterCard, and Visa),as against the earlier proposed School I.D card. As a responsible and responsive Students' Union, we regret all inconveniences that may arise owing to this development.We wish our members and the general public, joyous Sallah celebrations.

ADENIRAN,A Olaitan,signed:for the Union.

is this good news or bad stuff

What's on your mind?

yungchop:
. You'll have to work harf too and obtain a Bsc. Houseboy science

guy u gat 2 move 2 yaba posi 4 medical(mental) check up okay aiit

joshua16:
guy i gat 2 move 2 yaba posi 4 medical(mental) check up if I don't kiss that nyash, okay? aiit

obtain your Bsc. Houseboy science first man, even wheesin that is holding a phD in slavery and savantry science, is not kissing the precious ass yet .

SEYIKP:
SUCCESS TONIC
I congratulate you all for your admission into the "better by far" institution. i i want to implore you not to be carry away by your recent success, there is a popular saying in the Bible that i will love to quote in yoruba that says" ibere kin se onise eni ba fori ti dopin la o gbala" i.e He that begins the race is not the winner, except he finishes well. If care is not taken one can be carry away or misguided by the euphoria of success. please and please stay tune to your goal on campus. their are many things that can distract you while on campus, you have to be descipline for you not to stray. you can graduate with first class all boils down to your attitude towards your study. there is an accolade that is bestow on the best student in every department which is called scholar. you can become one if you get serious with your study. For christians among you that want to be serious with the spiritual life, that are not seeking funfare i recommend TACSFON for you. stay bless and God bless you.

Advice taken sir.
Thanks a whole lots.

SEYIKP:
SUCCESS TONIC
I congratulate you all for your admission into the "better by far" institution. i i want to implore you not to be carry away by your recent success, there is a popular saying in the Bible that i will love to quote in yoruba that says" ibere kin se onise eni ba fori ti dopin la o gbala" i.e He that begins the race is not the winner, except he finishes well. If care is not taken one can be carry away or misguided by the euphoria of success. please and please stay tune to your goal on campus. their are many things that can distract you while on campus, you have to be descipline for you not to stray. you can graduate with first class all boils down to your attitude towards your study. there is an accolade that is bestow on the best student in every department which is called scholar. you can become one if you get serious with your study. For christians among you that want to be serious with the spiritual life, that are not seeking funfare i recommend TACSFON for you. stay bless and God bless you.

Mo ti mu dongoyaro, dongoyaro, dongoyaro
And monkey tail, monkey tail, monkey tail
Aro bami gbe claro, claro o, claro o
I want to do sina today, sina today
She said she cannot wait o
She said its getting late o
She said she want to faint o
Ah, story for the gods
Now she saying mo r’ogo
O ti kan mi l’apa o
O ti kan mi l’eyin o
Story for the gods, the gods o