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Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by obainojazz(m): 8:32pm On Oct 08, 2014
lol...just saw this...dont know if its true...u can tell me


#9jaFacts: Nigeria’s president has the highest
vehicle convoy in the world.
#9jaFacts: 90% of people who are indigenes of
Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between
their teeth.
#9jaFacts: Adele @officialadele hails from Ede
Osun state. Full name Adeleye Adetokunbo
#9jaFacts: Only 18 people out of 18000 who
registered passed NECO and WAEC in Gombe state.
#9jaFacts: Females from Imo state Nigeria have
more hair on their chest than the males.
#9jaFacts: The cost of living in Abuja, is more
expensive than the cost of living in London.
#9jaFacts: Ibadan girls don’t shave their P***y.
#9jaFacts: Nigeria has the highest number of
musicians in the world.
#9jaFacts: Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive
but cheap.
#9jaFacts: Beware of Edo girls
#9jaFacts: Maiduguri girls have the longest hair.
#9jaFacts: Ijebu people fart all the time. Even while
having sex.
#9jaFacts: Fulani girls have the longest tongue.
#9jaFacts: PH girls like it in the A**
#9jaFacts: Benue girls have the deepest *****…
#9jaFacts: There’s a place called Sabo in every
state in Nigeria.
#9jaFacts: Gwagwalada is the hottest place in
Nigeria
#9jaFacts: Nigeria has the highest number of
police officers in Africa
#9jaFacts: Osun state has the highest number of
Yahoo boys in the country.
#9jaFacts: 4 out of every 5 Edo girls has a connect
in Italy.
#9jaFacts: Calabar girls don’t want your money, all
they need is your energy.
#9jaFacts: Nigerians make up 1/8 of the
population of Malaysia.
#9jaFacts: China’s best market is Nigeria.
#9jaFacts: A man was recently sentenced to death
by hanging for stealing a car radio,While
Cecila Ibru was sentenced to 6 months for moving
150 billion
#9jaFacts: An average lagosian has his bath by
5:00am.
#9jaFacts: An average Ibo man can smell money
that is 100 meters away.
#9jaFacts: Nigerians are the highest users of
slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world.
#9jaFacts: The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is
“How far ?”…
#9jaFacts: Nigeria is the only country where
everybody looks forward to hearing the First Lady
speak.
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by kestolove95(m): 8:49pm On Oct 08, 2014
Niger state have the ugliest governor..
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by LOC1(m): 8:56pm On Oct 08, 2014
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by fittoux: 9:06pm On Oct 08, 2014
Expecting to see something like;highest number of marijuana smokers,generator users...
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by obainojazz(m): 9:17pm On Oct 08, 2014
fittoux:
Expecting to see something like;highest number of marijuana smokers,generator users...
Lol
Jamaica Na highest for marijuana
generator ....true
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by obainojazz(m): 9:19pm On Oct 08, 2014
kestolove95:
Niger state have the ugliest governor..
buhaha

Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by Nobody: 9:22pm On Oct 08, 2014
9ja has the highest number of corrupt politicians in d world
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by naturally: 9:36pm On Oct 08, 2014
Lol, naija has the highest num of checkpoints, yet the road is still not safe
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by yuncka: 9:55pm On Oct 08, 2014
Naija boasts of d highest number of bleached skin, and brazillian hair users.
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by obainojazz(m): 10:10pm On Oct 08, 2014
daresma93:
9ja has the highest number of corrupt politicians in d world
u never c india
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by obainojazz(m): 10:10pm On Oct 08, 2014
yuncka:
Naija boasts of d highest number of bleached skin, and brazillian hair users.
hehe
who wan drag am with us
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by obainojazz(m): 10:11pm On Oct 08, 2014
naturally:
Lol, naija has the highest num of checkpoints, yet the road is still not safe
maybe
maybe not
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by Nobody: 10:15pm On Oct 08, 2014
obainojazz:
u never c india
Tell me another one but india
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by obainojazz(m): 10:26pm On Oct 08, 2014
daresma93:

Tell me another one but india
Nigeria
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by obainojazz(m): 10:26pm On Oct 08, 2014
daresma93:

Tell me another one but india
mexico
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by fittoux: 2:18pm On Oct 10, 2014
obainojazz:
Lol
Jamaica Na highest for marijuana
generator ....true
you sure say Jamaica high pass us?men they burn hay for naija oo only say na code things plenty pass,we no dey carry am put for head like wyclef
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by obainojazz(m): 2:57pm On Oct 10, 2014
fittoux:
you sure say Jamaica high pass us?men they burn hay for naija oo only say na code things plenty pass,we no dey carry am put for head like wyclef
we fit carry like second

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