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Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by obainojazz(m): 8:32pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
lol...just saw this...dont know if its true...u can tell me #9jaFacts: Nigeria’s president has the highest vehicle convoy in the world. #9jaFacts: 90% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between their teeth. #9jaFacts: Adele @officialadele hails from Ede Osun state. Full name Adeleye Adetokunbo #9jaFacts: Only 18 people out of 18000 who registered passed NECO and WAEC in Gombe state. #9jaFacts: Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than the males. #9jaFacts: The cost of living in Abuja, is more expensive than the cost of living in London. #9jaFacts: Ibadan girls don’t shave their P***y. #9jaFacts: Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world. #9jaFacts: Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap. #9jaFacts: Beware of Edo girls #9jaFacts: Maiduguri girls have the longest hair. #9jaFacts: Ijebu people fart all the time. Even while having sex. #9jaFacts: Fulani girls have the longest tongue. #9jaFacts: PH girls like it in the A** #9jaFacts: Benue girls have the deepest *****… #9jaFacts: There’s a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria. #9jaFacts: Gwagwalada is the hottest place in Nigeria #9jaFacts: Nigeria has the highest number of police officers in Africa #9jaFacts: Osun state has the highest number of Yahoo boys in the country. #9jaFacts: 4 out of every 5 Edo girls has a connect in Italy. #9jaFacts: Calabar girls don’t want your money, all they need is your energy. #9jaFacts: Nigerians make up 1/8 of the population of Malaysia. #9jaFacts: China’s best market is Nigeria. #9jaFacts: A man was recently sentenced to death by hanging for stealing a car radio,While Cecila Ibru was sentenced to 6 months for moving 150 billion #9jaFacts: An average lagosian has his bath by 5:00am. #9jaFacts: An average Ibo man can smell money that is 100 meters away. #9jaFacts: Nigerians are the highest users of slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world. #9jaFacts: The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is “How far ?”… #9jaFacts: Nigeria is the only country where everybody looks forward to hearing the First Lady speak. |
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by kestolove95(m): 8:49pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Niger state have the ugliest governor.. |
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by LOC1(m): 8:56pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by fittoux: 9:06pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Expecting to see something like;highest number of marijuana smokers,generator users... |
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by obainojazz(m): 9:17pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
fittoux:Lol Jamaica Na highest for marijuana generator ....true |
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by obainojazz(m): 9:19pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
kestolove95:buhaha
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Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by Nobody: 9:22pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
9ja has the highest number of corrupt politicians in d world |
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by naturally: 9:36pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Lol, naija has the highest num of checkpoints, yet the road is still not safe |
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by yuncka: 9:55pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Naija boasts of d highest number of bleached skin, and brazillian hair users. |
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by obainojazz(m): 10:10pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
daresma93:u never c india |
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by obainojazz(m): 10:10pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
yuncka:hehe who wan drag am with us |
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by obainojazz(m): 10:11pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
naturally:maybe maybe not |
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by Nobody: 10:15pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
obainojazz:Tell me another one but india |
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by obainojazz(m): 10:26pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
daresma93:Nigeria |
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by obainojazz(m): 10:26pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
daresma93:mexico |
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by fittoux: 2:18pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
obainojazz:you sure say Jamaica high pass us?men they burn hay for naija oo only say na code things plenty pass,we no dey carry am put for head like wyclef |
Re: Funny Facts About Our Great Country Nigeria (enjoy) by obainojazz(m): 2:57pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
fittoux:we fit carry like second |
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