Onemansquad:

whr is d bouncer!!!
giv me dat gun ah wnt blow psn head

Well.. M the bouncer..
*Corks the Gun*

handie:
Labaski is causing a commotion here. To avert crises, I as the CEO of this thread in collaboration with the director of operations @ Mention has decided to evict Labaski from the thread unless she comes and seat by my side. THIS IS THE VERDICT! No appeals allowed

I thought we agreed that it was gonna be me??
She seats by my side or else??

Hmmn... Your bosses? Me? abeg no whining oh. Weldone, I'LL get bak to read by night.

weldone once again.

I greet everyone here:
Hameenat, Labaski and many others. !

handie:
Aww! Tescoleps darling, how far na? it's been awhile o.... hope you've been good. Me missed you plenty sha. Abeg labaski u fit go one corner. tescoleps is my new seatmate jare.... abeg tescoleps make we go that dark corner for back jare

I'm gud o. I've been 'ghosting' all dis while. I bind and cast all d spirit of dark corner... *running back to ghost mode*

Mention:

I thought we agreed that it was gonna be me??
She seats by my side or else??

or else what? see, u no fit do anything. na me dey here, na me get am

handie:
hmmmmm. i'm sensing a conspiracy.... na so una dey talk if una wan switch camp o

Lols! Dis is not a matter of conspiracy, I and labaski are meant to be together afterall, isn't it darling...

tescoleps:


I'm gud o. I've been 'ghosting' all dis while. I bind and cast all d spirit of dark corner... *running back to ghost mode*

Well, I just wanted to test you. Na me and labaski jor. go back to your ghost mood..... but just know say, very soon, all the ghosts shall be pursued and eradicated from this thread. Mention, do u agree?

i no even know wetin wan happen again sef..it is well it is well it is well it is well

btw, wen next are u gonna update handie?

Fatalveli:
Lols! Dis is not a matter of conspiracy, I and labaski are meant to be together afterall, isn't it darling...

Ehen! It's squeaky bum time *in Randy Orton's voice* labaski, enough of all this coyness. oya come and choose one seatmate.... after she don choose, y'all should respect her decision o

labaski:
i no even know wetin wan happen again sef..it is well it is well it is well it is well

btw, wen next are u gonna update handie?

This evening by God's grace

Huz don over full... Choi I don miss sha

Hameenat94:
Huz don over full... Choi I don miss sha

Wlcm hameenat, maybe u shud go sit beside handie becos d guy is really para-ing 4 me becos I collected wats truly mine 4rm him! Make una help us settle d scores ooo

handie:
Well, I just wanted to test you. Na me and labaski jor. go back to your ghost mood..... but just know say, very soon, all the ghosts shall be pursued and eradicated from this thread. Mention, do u agree?

Lolz. Na owner's corner i dey for there.

Tescoleps the seat beside me is specially reserved for you.. Why don't you gracefully come over here!! *Winks*

TemitopeDaniel:
Hmmn... Your bosses? Me? abeg no whining oh. Weldone, I'LL get bak to read by night.

weldone once again.

I greet everyone here:
Hameenat, Labaski and many others. !

Na only girls name you fit remember abi Diaris God ooo!

handie:
or else what? see, u no fit do anything. na me dey here, na me get am

*Gives her a Peck*
Oya do your worst!

Mention:

*Gives her a Peck*
Oya do your worst!

*in a tearful voice* una dey see Mention so o. he don dey peck her for my presence o.... I go report you to our pastor for church

9 Things You didn’t know About Omonieme "Handie" Andrew (Junior)
1. Handie is the first Nigerian to walk on the
moon.
2. When NEPA takes light, Handie brings it
back.
3. Handie can make a U-Turn on 3rd Mainland
bridge
4. Handie once competed and finished first in 3
different marathons in 3 different Nigerian
states on the same day.
5. Handie assisted the doctors in his own
delivery.
6.Handie can neither confirm nor deny that he
was once the CIA, FBI, SSS, and Interpol’s most
deadly assassin.
7. Handie won the elections. All of them.
8. Handie was born too old for this shit.
9. Handie is the voice of Optimus Prime.

Mention:

Na only girls name you fit remember abi Diaris God ooo!

Lol! They are ma surest padis....

if u no knw make I tell u

[size=25pt]THERE IS DEVIL OH![/i]

**

GRAB THE MOMENTS AS THEY COME. LIFE IS TOO SHORT AND DOESN'T DESERVE THE STRESS. #LIVE,LAUGH,LOVE.
17 AWOSIKA CONTD: I replied “Daddy now! Okay, I wanted
to play nice but you don’t, do u
remember at Ikoyi club, like 6 weeks
ago, that you and Chief Are were
having a meeting in that coded
room, I saw you and that girl winks,
she was sucking your dick under the
table, you and chief Are were having
a meeting while girls were d.....ick under the table, how do
you old people manage that sef,
she’s my mate you know”
He leans forward from the chair,
getting angry and whispering
“Bukunmi, how did you find out, plus
it was Chief Are that organized the
girls, everything was his idea,
everything ungodly”
I cut him short “Daddy, am not
interested in knowing how the girls
got there, mummy will hear all these
your escapades and I will be sure to
include that unilag girl that keeps
coming to your office at unholy
hours”
He cuts in “Bukunmi, shattap! She
isn’t ur mate, she is 26 and you’re
25, I will talk to Seye, but it’s still
with him to make up his mind, I
should do a DNA test to find out if
you’re truly mine”
I replied “Thanks Dad, your secret is
safe with me, one more request”
He cuts in “Bukunmi, you’re still not
done blackmailing your father? What
has this world turn into? ”
“Daddy, I want to change my car, I
can sell this one for 700k, but I need
like another 800 to 900 to buy the
new one.”
He cuts in “Bukunmi, shey I should
have sent you abroad,now I have to
pay for everything, get a regular job
like your brother and stop been a
parasite”
I replied ” Daddy!!!!! Mummy doesn’t
have to know o, whatever happens
at Ikoyi club stays there ”
He replied “Okay, I can give u 800k
next week”
Lastly Daddy, you need to stop
calling me Bukunmi and switch to BK
like everyone else.
He screamed “Is that all? Get out!!!”
I proceeded to my way out, speaking
to myself ; BK! Blady blackmailer, it
worked sha, now to go pleadingly to
Seye abt his car, that Seye guy no
go gree. Good thing I bargained a
new car or atlas tokunbo with daddy.
This friday definitely is looking
fantastic, its 6:30, lemme call this
mofo Niran, (Niran is my good friend,
we met in the university) let’s know
what’s going down tonight and
where.
Phone rings
Niran : hello, madman
BK : Baboon, how u dey? How na,
wetin dey happen today? Those lag
babes that wanted us to take them
out nko, na you get their controls
na.
Niran: Ogbeni, I no no jare, plus say I
no get money and dose girls dey look
for who go pop champagne for
them, dem fit go plenty, na like 6
girls o!
BK: 6 girls ke? Na orgy we wan
do? na just friday nite make we all
jolly na, simple, no anyting mega jo,
buh my own car go carry 3
depending on their size.
Niran : I know jo, but ur car suppose
fit carry 4 girls for back na, ur car na
maxima na, e dey spacious die
BK : You join money with me when I
wan buy the car? You don take your
drugs this evening so, bloody
idiot…..lolllz, u wan spoil my
shocks
Niran: You be fool o, instead make u
just talk say your shocks no good, u
com dey insult your guy! Ask Seye
for hin car na?
BK: Seye will rather sit on a hot coal
the whole night than gimme his
Range to take out, knowing fully well
that we’re going clubbing and we go
high come house!
Niran : Sha lemme know what ever
happens by 9pm, how abt sharon na,
Seye’s gf, saw her at rehab last
friday. Am I still moving in with you
when Seye travels?
BK: We will talk later about the
accomodation thing, if you wan do
Aproko, call me! Ehn, no use my
credit do am, moreover she was
there with Seye, bloody home
wrecker! Get out of my phone jo…
lolllz later bruv! Cheers
Now the problem is borrowing Seye’s
car tonight and asking him to leave
his properties for me when he’s
about to move abroad which is lesser
than a month away.
Heading back to Seye’s house, I just
hope Sharon isn’t with him yet.

Mention:
Tescoleps the seat beside me is specially reserved for you.. Why don't you gracefully come over here!! *Winks*

I'm right beside you.

FTC. Nice update by the way.

Fatalveli:
Wlcm hameenat, maybe u shud go sit beside handie becos d guy is really para-ing 4 me becos I collected wats truly mine 4rm him! Make una help us settle d scores ooo

which scores we wan settle... Who even tell u say Labaski na ur own? Abeg make Labaski choose by herself... Buh I prefer Handie side though cos of some favours*winks*

Dx one evrybdy jx dey drag partner nawah oooo....*.since I no get make I quitely sit at d extreme end* 9c job @handie

Hameenat94:

which scores we wan settle... Who even tell u say Labaski na ur own? Abeg make Labaski choose by herself... Buh I prefer Handie side though cos of some favours*winks*

Hameenat, come dey my side jare..... I go dey show you the story before I update am

iphie17:
Dx one evrybdy jx dey drag partner nawah oooo....*.since I no get make I quitely sit at d extreme end* 9c job @handie

. Noooo, I no fit allow you to sit alone. so, u go sit one side, Hameenat go sit for d oda side

mehn sumtin dy ball here oo i can see a new chick in d thread
#tescoleps waxup show na vacant sit dy my side

Oga handie weldon jare kip da updates flowin

Weldone handie, e remain small make I miss dis interesting story ooo. Dis thread is lively n interactive I love dat, whr everybody dey drag wentin no belong to them. Lols *laffing*

mariamferanmi:
Weldone handie, e remain small make I miss dis interesting story ooo. Dis thread is lively n interactive I love dat, whr everybody dey drag wentin no belong to them. Lols *laffing*

Welcome to the family dearie. Abeg come sit down for my side

handie:
Welcome to the family dearie. Abeg come sit down for my side

Alaye chill jare, wetin gan! U no call guy make him come sit by ur side since morwin, na only girls u dey call! Na how many sides u get self *lolz

Fatalveli:
Alaye chill jare, wetin gan! U no call guy make him come sit by ur side since morwin, na only girls u dey call! Na how many sides u get self *lolz

lolz.... y I go call guy come sit for my side? Ogbeni, calm down make God use you o

A GOOD MORNING TO YOU ALL. As you go to church today, may the Lord answer all your prayers. Have a wonderful Sunday.
17 Awosika Episode 3: Kemi is about to close but then her
line manager calls her that a
customer is having issues with his
account, so she needs to come
downstairs to talk to the man, Mr.
Uzoma is a new generation igbo
man, good-looking, probably 6ft 2
tall, light atlethic build, very
charming. Kemi was staring at his
lips when her subconscious woke her
up that she is married, as Kemi was
listening to Uzo, she found herself,
hiding her hand with the wedding
band, this was the first time,she was
feeling strange when talking to a
man, she was lost in thought when
Uzo tapped her by the hand, she
jumped out of her thought but
managed to say “Oh yes, Mr Uzor,
Let me get on that for you”.
Kemi is sensing trouble as it seems
Uzor is also flirting silently with her,
her subconscious kept screaming
“Martins will kill you” while she licks
her lips in front of Uzo and heads
down the hall..... this is just something for the morning. another update coming in the next 3 hours