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56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 7:37pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
When I read this, I just couldn't stop laughing even though some may be true, but seriously its very hilarious. Please point out the one you think is true. 1. Woman is the last thing God created and the only thing he did not plan to create. 2. Woman is the first creature to disobey God. 3. Woman is the cause of all the problems, troubles we are having in the world today. 4. Woman is easily used by the devil. 5. Woman is like alcohol, if you take it too much, it will destroy you. 6. Woman is like cell phone, any day you press the wrong number, you will not make calls. 7. For woman marriage is business. 8. Woman is naturally wicked. 9. Don't take it for granted when a woman threatens you. 10. Woman likes money more than anything. 11. For woman,marriage is for better for stay, for worse for run away. 12. Woman is like flower, today it blossoms, tomorrow it fades away. 13. If you became poor, woman will give you only one year to recover. 14. You will never know the true nature of a woman until you become broke. 15. Woman can smell money from 1000 miles away. 16. Woman is like chameleon, she brings different characters. 17. Woman thinks straight. 18. Woman is unreliable. 19. Woman is proud. 20. Woman doesn't want to hear that you will be rich tomorrow, she want to hear that you're already rich. 21. Women like reaping where they did not sow. 22. Most times her Yes is No and her No is Yes. 23. No matter what you tell a woman, if someone tells her something better than what you told her, she will abandon you. 24. If your vehicle breaks down woman will jump out, watch you repair it, then afterwards she will come in and enjoy the ride. 25. Woman enjoys retaliation and revenge. 26. Woman becomes wise @40 27. Ordinary animal, snake deceived woman in the Bible, some people say it was Satan that enter the snake, that's a big lie,read that chapter, Satan was not mention. 28. Woman likes jollying. 29. Woman is fashion conscious. 30. Woman is material conscious. 31. Woman wants you to marry her completely so she can have right over your property, when you divorce her, she will go with 30 or 50% of your wealth. There is no truly born again woman. 32. Woman cannot do anything perfectly without the help of a man. 33. Woman enjoys telling lies. 34. If you don't take rubbish, please learn to take rubbish before you get married, because woman is full of fun rubbish. 35. Woman like cheating. 36. Woman is a perfect pretender. 37. Bible says you should not give yourself to woman otherwise she will destroy you. ( proverbs 31 vs 3) 38. Woman is shameless. 39. Woman will cause problems between you and your blood relatives 40. Woman take things for granted. 41. Woman finds it difficult to say sorry. 42. Woman finds it difficult to say I love you. 43. Woman doesn't believe she has to love her husband. 44. Woman is easily angry. 45. Woman hardly forgives and forget. 46. Woman can store more than 200 phone numbers in her brain. 47. Woman likes attention. 48. Woman likes gift so much. 49. Woman has no respect. 50. Woman can be very insulting. 51. Woman has shallow understanding. 52. To woman visitation is a business, she expects package whenever she visit your house. 53. Woman is very greedy. 54. Woman likes public opinion. 55. Woman don't like an intelligent man, she likes a man she can cheat. 56. If woman cannot kill you, you are a strong man indeed. ( culled up from The Zion Nationale Newspaper ) Hope you found it hilarious like I did. From my opinion, I wouldn't say the writer is a sexist, but rather a fellow who just got his heart ripped out and so turns his anger on all women. |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by pussygotlips: 7:44pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
1 Like |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by briantext(m): 7:44pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by naturally: 7:52pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
Lol, so on point |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 8:03pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
Mtchwwwwwww Maganan banza kawai... Akuko iberibe... Stinking assertns. 3 Likes |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by Nobody: 8:06pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
All of them is true only no 6 |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by Nobody: 8:06pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
All of them is true only no 6. |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by Anyi3(m): 8:09pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
Total rubbish 1 Like |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 8:19pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
DLioness:. Nne abeg take am eazy. No tear ur pant oo |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by yungryce: 8:42pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
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Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by Mutuwa(m): 8:54pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
DLioness: Ur hausa sharppppp like razor.. |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by kbshow100(m): 8:58pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
You are so on point. |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 9:32pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
kbshow100:... Ihe n'ato uto n'egbu egbu ooo |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by Toyozzie(f): 9:58pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
lies 1 Like |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 10:59pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
Toyozzie:can u prove dat all d facts written there are lies?... Cos am sure dat almost 50 dia is TRUE |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 1:08am On Oct 22, 2014 |
Eplazza wat can u say to dis 1) man can like 2) man is cheat 3) man kills 4) man is ritualist 5) man is heartless 6) man is foolish 7) man is proud man allow dick contrl hm 9) man act lik busybody e.g eplazza 10) man mak bad ruler 11) heart of man is evil continually(Bibl) 12) man is jealous 13) man is selfish 14) man is weak 15) man hates his father 16) man cnt cook 17) man pee lik animal 18) man is controversial 19) man is nt patienc 20) man lik to fight ova land and can murder a blood broda bcs of inheritanc. 3 Likes |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 1:17am On Oct 22, 2014 |
21) man go afta sugar mummies 22) man dnt cater 4 their kids 23) man waste sperm 24) man die youngr dan wman 25) man hate woman 26) man get charmed by footbal 27) man is nt intellignt 28) man is nt spiritual 29) man lik sex more dan food 30) man oppress wman 31) man is ova ambitious 32) man beat wife/wman 33) man accus wman of childlesnes dat is hs fault 34) man cnt be trustd 35) man is rebellious 36) wn man tells wman I lov u he means I adore ur toto 37) man is greedy dats y he says 'dis is a man's world' 38) man is cruel 39) It 'repentd' God dat He creatd man (Bible) 40) man rapes wman. 2 Likes |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 1:26am On Oct 22, 2014 |
41) man cnt do without a wman 42) man can easily be manipulatd 43) man dnt lik to work hard 44) man invent evil things lik Ak47 45) man hate to acpt fault 46) man is slow to learn 47) man steal money as politicians 48) man find it dificult to apologise 49) man dnt lik peac 50) man perpetuat violenc e.g bokoharam, militants 51) man is beastlik 52) man is crazy 53) man is intimidatd by a succesful wman 54)man tinks all starts and end in marriag 55) man cnt be trust 56) MAN LIKES TO BLAME WOMAN EVN IF HE HAS CATARRH. 3 Likes |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 1:29am On Oct 22, 2014 |
Eplazza I cnt tear pant that I used money to buy. Bsids if u wear torn pants me I dnt wear torn ones. 1 Like |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 2:27pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
All i can say is dat all the fatcs u wrote are baseless nd it hz ntin to do wit man as in nwoke but man as in mammal(includin man nd woman) |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 6:24pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
There u go lying lik d man u are. Look at doz points d 56 of dm and tell me up2 50 is nt true? Infact 57) man is troublemaker. |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 7:42pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
NO 57: Woman would alwayz try nd defend herself even if it means making up stuffs eg |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by ajebuter(f): 10:33pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
Ori e buru oh! Omo eran! Omo ale jatijati!! I'm happy sha that you were not born of the so called 'perfect and squeaky-clean man' Whatever your view or opinion, you cannot erase the face that NA WOMAN BORN YOU! Omo ale! 1 Like |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by Kimikazi2: 11:50am On Oct 23, 2014 |
Chai! You are a chauvinist! Don't you have sisters? 1 Like |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 11:59am On Oct 23, 2014 |
Kimikazi2:. Nope!. Only son/child |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by danbrowndmf(m): 3:27pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Toyozzie:u jus lied |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by danbrowndmf(m): 3:31pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
[quote author=DLioness post=27344347]Eplazza wat can u say to dis 1) man can like 2) man is cheat 3) man kills 4) man is ritualist 5) man is heartless 6) man is foolish 7) man is proud man allow dick contrl hm 9) man act lik busybody e.g eplazza 10) man mak bad ruler 11) heart of man is evil continually(Bibl) 12) man is jealous 13) man is selfish 14) man is weak 15) man hates his father 16) man cnt cook 17) man pee lik animal 18) man is controversial 19) man is nt patienc 20) man lik to fight ova land and can murder a blood broda bcs of inheritanc.[/quote] women are the one who push men to do all this things so therefore WOMEN IS EVEIL |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 7:21pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Danbrown only COWARDS apportn blames 4 their inability. Anyway am glad u ve one way or d oda acptd doz flaws I enumeratd 1 -56/57. |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 10:46am On Oct 24, 2014 |
Dtigress. Sorry dlioness. What my broda is tryin 2 elaborate is dat. U Galz/Ladies are the reason why those flaws exist in us or even happen. We arent aportioning any blame... Even if we did aportion, we are only following ADAMS behaviour as the bible tells us why u galz are following EVES footstep nd waiting for a serpent(common snake) to mislead u Again! |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 3:16pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
I see nw u ve confessd wer u got ur COWARDISE frm. U got it frm Adam haha kp apportning blame. Anyway we ar followin Mary who surrendrd herslf 2 b used of God. Nd hr womb carried d SAVIOUR. We belng to God dats y it ws Mary(d moda of Jesus), mary mandalene and Mary first saw d risen SAVIOUR. |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 7:33pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
DLioness:. Is it our womb datz supposed to be used? |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by johnslick2: 8:05pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
I hardly comment on this site but i concur to all dat d OP has written. So, stop defending or twisting d aforementioned list ladies. Ladies are found wanting in all... Actually, ladies are mens' flaws. |
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