handie:
few minutes later, I come in looking really stressed out and see this cute guy sitting in my seat and drinking garri with honey. Got angry for wanting to steal my women and later joined him in drinking the garri before I called on my CSO @ onemansquad to guide this guy to a backseat

hmmmmm see this man oooo after drinking my garri he still have the liver to tell his cso to walk me to the back seat...............if not that you are the boss here i would have shown you why they call me emmykul4love.

Emmykul4love:
hmmmmm see this man oooo after drinking my garri he still have the liver to tell his cso to walk me to the back seat...............if not that you are the boss here i would have shown you why they call me emmykul4love.

onemansquad, if this guy utters one more word, pls throw him out of the thread....... He's disturbing the peace

Emmykul4love , I can help you get to front seat, just give me small garri, and go to awosika cinema to watch 'The Adjacent' when you come back, we would have gone and you will have this cinema to yourself

BTW Handie, great episode, expecting the Grand Finale, more butter to your elbow (grease dey stain cloth)

handie:
onemansquad, if this guy utters one more word, pls throw him out of the thread....... He's disturbing the peace

hmmmmmm.............went out and jump over the fence of mr ayo compound,sneaks into the room where they kept those guns and bomb........steals two guns and two bombs...........went back to my seat and sat gently like i have always does.........thinking on the next line of action......

SMALLPENIS:
Emmykul4love , I can help you get to front seat, just give me small garri, and go to awosika cinema to watch 'The Adjacent' when you come back, we would have gone and you will have this cinema to yourself

BTW Handie, great episode, expecting the Grand Finale, more butter to your elbow (grease dey stain cloth)

ok you need some garri abi.........<saying to myself>hmmmmm see this guy oooo he think say i no no him plan ba,if i poison this garri and gave it to him,that beautiful damsel with longer throat will join him,i only want him alone to die,no this guy no offend me let me free him........hey....... you come and take the garri but i dot need your help to get to the front seat,am ok here....

Handie no update today ni, waiting 4 it ooo.

@handle if any tin happens to dis thread I will hold u responsible

Belive u me

Still following....

My people, Abeg make una no vex for me o. Stress ain't an apt way of expressing what I've been through this week. I'll try my utmost best to update THE SEASON FINALE OF 17 AWOSIKA.

If na vex me don para scatter buh no p sha.. U b my guy.. I no go 2 vex 4 u.. Hw far d adjacent na? U don finish am lyk dat so?

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Hameenat94:
If na vex me don para scatter buh no p sha.. U b my guy.. I no go 2 vex 4 u.. Hw far d adjacent na? U don finish am lyk dat so?

my love, no too vex. If you see stress wey I pass through these past few days, ahswear you go offer to dey give me breakfast for bed for one month

hi everybody..tomao is my bday!!! yipee...

labaski:
hi everybody..tomao is my bday!!! yipee...

Happy bufday in advance....wish u LLNP, I will be expecting my cake 2morro ooo.

labaski:
hi everybody..tomao is my bday!!! yipee...

aww! my baby is plus one today. Happy birthday darling. May your future be better than your past.

labaski:
hi everybody..tomao is my bday!!! yipee...

Happy birthday to u sweetie. May all ur dreams come true..

labaski:
hi everybody..tomao is my bday!!! yipee...

Hbd 2 u, wullnp in health and wealth! GGMUB

17 AWOSIKA SEASON FINALE: SPECIALLY SPECIALLY DEDICATED TO LABASKI. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HON.
It has become an unusual day at the Palms, from
security people walking around to someone who
looked like the Vice President at the Palms, B.K
was saying to himself as he was exiting the
Palms with different Shoprite nylons of the
shopping he came to do, the thought of why a
lot of car alarms were going off was beyond
him, maybe another Shina Rambo is in town, he
made his way out to find out for himself.
If the V.P ever needed a body double, that guy
would play it, WOW…he was saying to himself.
As B.K was coming out of the Palms, he saw a
group of Soldiers who looked like an elite unit,
carrying a dead body, but wait a minute, the guy
in front of the people carrying the body looks
like their leader, and looks like SEYE, his elder
brother!!!!!!!
WTF………………………………….
BK couldn’t believe his eyes, so he moved to
where they were, he looked closely and saw it
was Seye, he saw that Seye was talking to
another man explaining what happened, people
were coming to this man, he could hear them
call the man Bernard, he was receiving phone
calls, yelling out instructions on cleaning up, but
his posture from the back was very very familiar.
He went to the place where Bernard and Seye
were, he couldn’t believe his eyes, this was Seye
and Nnamdi, it was Nnamdi that they were calling
Bernard….
Another guy was walking up to them, the
Bernard guy called him Lanre, he was walking to
Nnamdi.
The thing is BK never forgets a face, so he tried
his best to remember the face and BAM! he
remembered, He met him at Martins’ office.
Wole!! Wole!!! Martins’ colleague at the law firm,
BK was wondering what the heck was wrong with
today.
First of all, his own brother was part of what
looked like a military elite team and then Nnamdi
was also like a senior secret agent of some sort
and the craziest of all was Wole, the lily livered
colleague of Martins, Wole was also a special
agent of some sort.. Too weird a day today has
been
This day was getting too weird for B.K.
He approached them and they ignored him like
they didn’t know him, like he was out of his
mind, he knew he was right, his eyes weren’t
deceiving him.
As for Seye, wasn’t he supposed to be abroad,
working, how come he was here behaving like a
Special Agent or something.
After they ignored him, he went back to his car,
since it looked like they were packing up.
He trailed their car back to their bombed
command center
The HQ was down to ground, several
agents were dead but Kemi, Nkem and Malik were still
alive because the holding room and hospital
were underground and Nkem was there to check on Malik.
As the RPGs were launched into the huge
warehouse, the other agents weren’t
in the underground bunkers, they were killed
instantly, the impact of the RPGs were felt in the
underground but not so much as the warehouse
itself.
Zee and some of the area boys came in, to
dance over their victory over S.O.D, Malik went
to get a gun from the armoury in the
underground, a few rooms down where he was,
he took a shotgun, loaded it and put some
bullets in his pocket, took 2 9mm guns loaded
with bullets tucked them into his jeans and told
Kemi to stay where she was, she was looking
weak and feeble due to the news of her
mother’s death but this particular one was
scaring her shitless.
Malik took out shot gun, walked up the stairs
slowly, he saw the touts screaming all over the
place, the neighbours were scared out of their
minds, the whole neighbourhood was empty, theroads had been deserted, nobody would believe
that Kudirat Abiola way would be this dry by
6pm.
Malik did a count and found out there were just
3, as he climbed up the staircase, he saw one
pillar, hid behind shot at one of the touts; the
bullet lifted the tout off the ground and smashed
his head against another pillar.
The 2 left started shooting frantically at where
the shot came from, but Malik had already
moved to another pillar, the tout and Zee were
walking towards the pillar, the tout was shooting
sporadically again until he ran out of bullet, Zee
was already hiding behind pillar, as the bullets of
the tout ran out, Malik peeped out and hit the
second tout in the belly, killing him instantly.
Zee was more experienced, so he still hiding,
they were shooting at each other, diving for
cover, Zee was moving closer, shooting, Malik
was running out of bullets, the pillar Malik was
standing behind was weak, the sperkles of the
concrete pillar Malik was standing behind fell
into his eyes, blinding him.
The concrete was making him bleed, Malik
started shooting sporadically as well, but not at
anything, trying to scare Zee away but he ran
out of bullet.
Zee walked up to Malik as his bullets ran out and
as he was about to shoot him, someone shot
him from the back, it was Bernard’s shot that
killed Zee.
They just arrived and Zee was deaf to his
surrounding, Lanre went to bring Kemi out of
the holding back up.
Kemi saw Bernard and called out Nnamdi, also
seeing BK’s brother Seye was also here, she saw
a dead body on the floor who she identified as
Uzor, which was the body of Zee.
BK parked behind the S.O.D cars and also
entered the compound to see another surprise,
what was Kemi doing here and why is she
looking so sad, dejected and lean, there is a
second dead body which happens to be the body
of Uzor, Kemi’s friend, the one she brought
home some days ago.
The events of today has been of nothing short
of bizarre for BK and Kemi but no one will know
the truth of the whole situation, an official press
statement will be drafted for what happened at
the Palms, the statement will say an action film
was been shot and the cameras were hidden.
Kemi was allowed to go home, BK couldn’t
believe his eyes, as he was about to leave, Seye
and Nnamdi called him, and told him the truth
and more importantly, he mustn’t tell anyone.
BK sat on a fallen pillar, thinking hard about
everything and wondering why he has to keep
such a secret as big as this.
He was busy looking around and thinking how
weird the day was until he saw Nkem
who he just recognized as Susan…
THE END

THE END just like dat?

BTW handie it was an interesting ride with u all through
tnx for sharing this with us and mind u I'll be expecting ur nxt

labaski:
hi everybody..tomao is my bday!!! yipee...

Happy birthday dearie.. Wish you LLNP

kingphilip:
THE END just like dat?

BTW handie it was an interesting ride with u all through
tnx for sharing this with us and mind u I'll be expecting ur nxt

I've got plans for season 2 of this and the adjacent but that'll be after my degree exams that's slated for next month.

handie:
I've got plans for season 2 of this and the adjacent but that'll be after my degree exams that's slated for next month.

No qualms. Nice update anyways. #Mention how av u been?

handie:
I've got plans for season 2 of this and the adjacent but that'll be after my degree exams that's slated for next month.

No qualms. Good luck in ur exams.. Nice update anyways. #Mention how av u been?

handie:
I've got plans for season 2 of this and the adjacent but that'll be after my degree exams that's slated for next month.

all da best in ur exams boss

So this z where it all ends??

tescoleps:

No qualms. Nice update anyways. #Mention how av u been?

Have been great!! Where have you been?

Mehn its so gud 2 b bak mehn
handie, mention, fatalveli, tescoleps, mehn u guys ar 1daful
and 2 ma dear labaski wish u evrytin gud in lyf ,llnp *kisses*

Kul story.. But short

can u imagine i was banned by anti spot wateva yesterday?..its so annoying seeing u guys mention and i cudnt reply.. thanks to u all.. love you plenty..u all make me feel special..

kisses..

labaski:
can u imagine i was banned by anti spot wateva yesterday?..its so annoying seeing u guys mention and i cudnt reply.. thanks to u all.. love you plenty..u all make me feel special..

kisses..

Anti-Spam BOT abi?? I taya for that thrash..
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BTW its mention speaking!!

handie:
my love, no too vex. If you see stress wey I pass through these past few days, ahswear you go offer to dey give me breakfast for bed for one month

wow! I would gladly do dat.. My huz z big enuf dear

labaski:
hi everybody..tomao is my bday!!! yipee...

im xo sowie babe... I jst saw this nw... Happy buffday dear.... Hp Im nt 2 late nd pls 4give me

THE END!!! Jst lyk dat? Handie y nw? Y nw... Wit all d actions nd gud write up.. Y dis ending nw?