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A Piece On Terrorism by tobiboss(m): 4:22pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
Table of Contents 1. Terrorism 2. Confused Vandalism 3. Pro Terrorist Movies . . “Tourism? Yes, we are doing all we can to help with that.” ~ Barack Obama on terrorists “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” ~ Goodluck Jonathan on terrorists . . . Terrorism is the art of getting people to do what you want by scaring the shìt out of them. It is practised in many forms, by many different groups, including the government of other countries, large multi-national companies, ones own government, and very occasionally the people the television said it was. Terrorism should not be confused with Terrellism, which is a movement that initially began in France. Terrorism is not usually considered as kindhearted acts of affection, though its believers appear to have a good time with it. Terrorism shouldn't be confused with Tourism, although many government now consider tourists equally a threat and treat them in the same manner. Terrorists are typically also far eaiser to negotiate with than tourists. Tourists are usually easily recognized, as they all wear socks and often can be seen with a pink sun-hat and a camera. If you see a tourist in your neighborhood, there is no time to call the police, organize your neighbors into a militia and deal with the threat immediately. Confused Vandalism Another very famous -ism, vandalism is not to be confused with terrorism. Confused vandalism is the meaningless degradation of an otherwise important or significant confused Shukran. What is known as cyber-terrorism is not to be confused with Bdoun Sokkar. Confused? Terrorism. Confusion. Do not. It is. Michael Jacksons music is a confusing example of confused vandalism. If this had confused Sa'adni in you, it might be confused misconstrued as a terror campaign. Some say that Hector Meyer is Hammam Sabah El- Khair Sa'adni, but really he isn't. Are you confused now? Good. You are is. While all of us in the "civilized" world are driving excessively large SUVs and stuffing ourselves with sharwama and esiewu, and creating a TV show that tests the contestant’s ability to survive(look at fear factor). Thinner members of Al-Qaeda are trapped in tents in the middle of nowhere encircled by sand and AK-47s. They bang anything they can get their hands on including mountain goats, Jonathan's pics or Justin Bieber everything that resembles Omar Shariff. For excitement they see how long they can grow their beards and they know Seyyara like none other. Talks are presently being held between terrorists and the government on the release of the chibok girls, with them arsking the government to release some of their top members, call a ceasefire and reward all of their members with 10million each for the work they have done. If such proposals are approved the terrorists have requested to be re- branded as Mat'am Sab'aeen and release some of the girls. |
Re: A Piece On Terrorism by tobiboss(m): 4:24pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
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Re: A Piece On Terrorism by tobiboss(m): 4:28pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
I'll be back with how to spot a terrorist |
Re: A Piece On Terrorism by tobiboss(m): 9:53pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
Hilarious thread, op. |
Re: A Piece On Terrorism by tobiboss(m): 9:53pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
tobiboss:thanks |
Re: A Piece On Terrorism by tobiboss(m): 9:54pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
tobiboss:don't knw peeps are nt commenting, they probably don't understand the humor |
Re: A Piece On Terrorism by bolaino(m): 10:23pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
tobiboss:you're one hell of a funny mad man, I'll give you that. Lol |
Re: A Piece On Terrorism by Nobody: 12:06pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
hehe, that is one hell of a confusing piece |
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