Lemme keep the ball rolling

**He's my HOD and also a lecturer, that man is just damn wicked**

During my first year, when our first semester result was pasted, I went straight to the board and after checking my grades, the not so tall ones who couldn't see the board due to height ish didn't allow me go thereby disturbing me to help them check theirs

# Fast-Farward#
My HOD came out of his office and saw students clustered around the result board, he went into his office and came back few minutes later. When he came out, he looked at me for a few seconds because I was the centre of the result checking stuff and he said " hey you get out of there! " Inwardly I was like, ahn ahn wetin happen ?, are you drunk? I was just looking at him as if it mistakenly slipped out of his tongue. He repeated the same thing and that was when I knew it wasn't a slip of tongue, he said " you are happy checking your result now abi ?, when second semester result is being pasted you will not be happy with your grades.. Woooooow !

I couldn't believe my ears, at that instance, it was as if I should move close to him and squeeze his ears but for where ? Only if I wan re-write JAMB

** Needless I say, when second semester was pasted, I dropped 32.5 points **

**Share yours**

Failed me just because I did not buy his textbook

K

Came to his class late. But he insisted I should leave. I then began to beg him that I couldn't struggle for bus from main gate to library like other students but my pleas felled on deft ears. And then he was advancing towards me. What exactly for? Well a fight. Had to run out of the class and he pursued me. As if that wasn't enough, he deployed spies to watch out for me anytime I enter his class. A close friend hinted me about it and I had to drop the course till the following year.
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samuelson06:
Came to his class late. But he insisted I should leave. I then began to beg him that I couldn't struggle for bus from main gate to library like other students but my pleas felled on deft hears. And then he was advancing towards me. What exactly for? Well a fight. Had to run out of the class and he pursued me . As if that wasn't enough, he deployed spies to watch out for me anytime I enter his class. A close friend hinted me about it and I had to drop the course till the following year.
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bwahahahahahahahahaha lwkmd I almost woke up people up in their room

tosyne2much:
bwahahahahahahahahaha lwkmd I almost woke up people up in their room

Mehn no be small thing o

There was this strict lecturer, he dare not set his eyes on your phone and if your phone go as far as ringing, there's no point begging, hurriedly obtain another form for automatic carry over

There was a day he was lecturing and I was really carried away, I didn't know when I brought out my phone and quickly replied my whatsapp msg Make una no bash me oooooo, let any student who has neva done this cast the first stone except those using 1900BC phones , not knowing he was looking towards my direction

He ordered me out of his class at once and i started begging him but all my pleas fell to deaf ears. I packed my books and was heading towards the door that was when called me back and asked for my full name, eeeeehway !!! My own don finish! Na there I know say I don enter serious wahala.. I was just looking like someone who just received a sack letter. After so much pressure on me, I told him my full name and he brought out his attendance sheet, striked my name and me I was done for the semester

Ever since then, he always ordered me out of his class

*spreading mat*

Sometimes,you just feel like commenting,even though you have nothing to contribute.

Booked, will be back to comment at Dawn

Physics lecturers are sadists.... Agree?

IN CASE

booked jare

some lecturers can just be a pain in the a_ss.

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Kachisbarbie:
This will be sweet

oya come talk your own

was trying to write my matric number on all my script due to people who do remove part of script to add to there's .......I was doing that after he told us to stop.....he saw me and removed 10marks......beg but was pushed away by him......it was painful......... got 40E eventually

mesoade:
Sometimes,you just feel like commenting,even though you have nothing to contribute.

As in ehn

Kachisbarbie:
This will be sweet

hmmmm shey na food nii all this space bookers sef

It was during a test in my final year, there had been this beautiful girl I hoped we would date but later just became friends, it was fin 413(finance), this girl seem to forget her formula and she began fretting, I knew the question only too much because I practiced that particular question very well, we were given 1hr, I finished under 30mins and resorted to helping people out, naturally the girl came to mind first, I started telling her the formulas (and did not realize the main lecturer of the course had walked in and was seeing everything I was doing), he motioned the invigillator who later realized what I was doing, na so this invigilator carry am for head o, he took my paper, tore it, and said he would make sure that I never graduate that year,(he was taking us agric finance,a prerequisite) that I will fail his course (even the lecturer that owns the course was like;wat da?, you dey beef this boy before?),he walked me out, (and me no send, I no even beg am) he later chased after me, said I would face dept panel, he said as long as he was living, I would not graduate, (funny part was I did not finch, I was just staring at him like I was watching a movie, all I needed was popcorn),even the owner of the course was pleading on my behalf ( I was one of his best students). He later even cancelled that test (because there was mass failure) and did anoda which I was the highest.

Then alas

His (the invigilator) course was removed from prerequisite and was made optional, he had accident and he was changed, I still went ahead and did his course (we were only 4 students and another lecturer took the lecture) and guess what? I conquered the dude!

Just came to read comments

When I was busying copying a fellow classmate during an exam,one wicked lecturer took me from there,and directed me to go sit at the podium all alone..

Thank God I have copied enough to give me "C" in the course.

the worst thn a lecturer did to me was fail me because i refused to heed to his stupid advances...as God will hav it, he also has not gotten hs phd after many yrs.dt was my curse on hm.

hmmm....

He gave me C.O

Yomieluv:
When I was busying copying a fellow classmate during an exam,one wicked lecturer took me from there,and directed me to go sit at the podium all alone..

Thank God I have copied enough to give me "C" in the course.

he suppose carry you go vc's office...

*modified*

We were about starting exams during my 200l, was busy gisting with my friend, mr obi okonkwo a.k.a O.O (baddest lect in the dept) walked in and told me to stand on top of the desk for a whole 20mins (omo c disgrace for multi-purpose hall)....had to comply instantly cos begging him is increasing ur punishment. A class of over 300.....very embarrassing
Great nacoss....Unizik04

missdebs:
the worst thn a lecturer did to me was fail me because i refused to heed to his stupid advances...as God will hav it, he also has not gotten hs phd after many yrs.dt was my curse on hm.

hmmm,try refuse his advances in some schl and kiss ur Bsc goodbye

tosyne2much:
Lemme share this.. Pls pardon me cos it might just be in correlation with the topic

This actually happened to a dude who was caught with an expo written on his palm. After series of pleading, all his pleas fell to deft ears.. The boy was codedly try to the rub off the whole expo written on him palm so that there would not be any evidence to prove the authenticity of the ishh and next thing tin, the lecturer grabbed his hand and held him close to his. He thought of what to do for a few minutes

** next thing, he took the boy out of the hall and took him to one of the offices in the faulty, went to the printing room, told him to place his hand on a photocopy machine, lo and behold, it printed oooooo and it was attached to his documents

Few weeks later, a panel was set for expo carriers and the rest is history

na you joor, walahi na you!!!