timawoku:
na you joor, walahi na you!!!

hahahahahaha lwkmd roflmao.. Na me oooo make I no lie jawe.. After the panel, na so them pursue me oooo

Mr Soroungbe. That man ehn na evil man. Well I was having an exam in his course I carried over in my finals and fortunately or unfortunately I forgot my ID card at home, after a couple of minutes he came into the exam hall and asked me to step out cos I didn't have my ID card on me. Come see beg o, The man didn't bulge, eventually I asked him if it would be his Joy to see me spill over because of his course, he was dumbfounded by my question the yeye man's reply was would i be happy if they sacked him but he still didn't let me in o. I just went upstairs told the HOD my plight, she came down and ordered him to allow me in. If u see as the man dey shake. I no fit forget that foolish man for my life.

Chai!!!

Mrs Tiokase

D day she slapped me twice because I checked d tym on my fone........Students were just shouting ' hanhan' ehn'...

I can Neva forget dat day o

Hmmmm...i'm here to learn

Yomieluv:
When I was busying copying a fellow classmate during an exam,one wicked lecturer took me from there,and directed me to go sit at the podium all alone..

Thank God I have copied enough to give me "C" in the course.

Hmmmm, how does this translate to wickedness? ? You were so wrong..... he was even kind enough to you.. some other lecturer would have torn your paper etc....

tosyne2much:
Lemme share this..

** Pls pardon me cos it might not be in correlation as the topic implies**

This actually happened to a dude who was caught with an expo written on his palm. After series of pleading, all his pleas fell to deft ears.. The boy was codedly try to the rub off the whole expo written on him palm so that there would be no evidence to prove the authenticity of the ishh.. Next tin, gbaaaaam the lecturer grabbed his hand and held him close like a thief. He thought of what to do for a few minutes while the boy was still pleading

** Next thing, he took the boy out of the hall and took him to one of the offices in the faulty, went straight to the printing room, told him to place his hand on a photocopy machine, eeeeehn WTF !!!! lo and behold, it printed oooooo and it was attached to his examination malpractice form

Few weeks later, a panel was set for the expo carriers and the rest is history

epic

Preciousjoz:
epic

heeeeey bro don't step on my toes.. you think this is a joke or waaaat ? What do I stand to gain telling an untrue story ?

Cheadiva:
Chai!!!

Mrs Tiokase

D day she slapped me twice because I checked d tym on my fone ........Students were just shouting ' hanhan' ehn'...

I can Neva forget dat day o

are you serious ?

tosyne2much:
you think this is a joke or waaaat ?

far from it.it was just funny.

Preciousjoz:
far from it.it was just funny.

you should knw this is Nigeria, some lecturers are even more wicked than the devil

tosyne2much:
are you serious ?

I swear

Myfriend reported her to d students affairs panel...She apologised * felt like a queen*

Cheadiva:
I swear

Myfriend reported her to d students affairs panel...She apologised * felt like a queen*

our so called lecturer like exhibiting this habit of " When your landlord snatch your wife, na you go commot for hin house, and if you snatch your landlord wife, na you go still commot for hin house lwkmd

Because he saw me as a threat to a lady he wanted to date.......the lady used to be my very close friend and she got emotionally attached to me at some point. He was my project supervisor he gave me 58/100. I knew it was intentional because the lady in question told me he actually advised her against me after he tried dating her to no avail.

Later, I intentionally went to request for letter of recommendation for masters program from him and he kept posting till I went to other lecturers who joyfully gave recommendation letters. One thing I know is it is really a small world and we are surely going to meet again. By then I hope I am in the position to remind him of his deeds....not at all I won't revenge if he needs my help I will gladly render The best revenge is to be extremely successful without their help.

tosyne2much:
our so called lecturer like exhibiting this habit of " When your landlord snatch your wife, na you go commot for hin house, and if you snatch your landlord wife, na you go still commot for hin house lwkmd

Lmao..Na she commot for house o...She just love slapping

Yomieluv:
When I was busying copying a fellow classmate during an exam,one wicked lecturer took me from there,and directed me to go sit at the podium all alone..

[/b]Thank God I have copied enough to give me "C" in the course[b].

My eyes don see so many things onto this sch tins

Another one

We had this lecturer named Mr. Eke, this man is just too wicked

There's this babe he wanted to bleep and unfortunately for me, this babe was my senior and was a carry over student who sat beside me during test and was copying my work

Na so this man turn lion inside hall oooooo
immediately he noticed the lady was writing from my booklet

** Fast-Fwd** this man came to me, grabbed my script and almost tore it.. He drove me out of the class without any reason ** shey na person wey dem dey copy hin work him suppose pursue ni abi na person wey dey giraff another person work? **

** The lady later came to me narrated the whole issssh and apologized for the pain she caused me**

**She told me the man wanted underskirt things and he denied him of it and that was why the man gave her CO the previous session and had threatened to fall her one more time so that was why he vented his anger on me as I was acting like a saviour**

Lwkm ooooooooooo

timawoku:
It was during a test in my final year, there had been this beautiful girl I hoped we would date but later just became friends, it was fin 413(finance), this girl seem to forget her formula and she began fretting, I knew the question only too much because I practiced that particular question very well, we were given 1hr, I finished under 30mins and resorted to helping people out, naturally the girl came to mind first, I started telling her the formulas (and did not realize the main lecturer of the course had walked in and was seeing everything I was doing), he motioned the invigillator who later realized what I was doing, na so this invigilator carry am for head o, he took my paper, tore it, and said he would make sure that I never graduate that year,(he was taking us agric finance,a prerequisite) that I will fail his course (even the lecturer that owns the course was like;wat da?, you dey beef this boy before?),he walked me out, (and me no send, I no even beg am) he later chased after me, said I would face dept panel, he said as long as he was living, I would not graduate, (funny part was I did not finch, I was just staring at him like I was watching a movie, all I needed was popcorn),even the owner of the course was pleading on my behalf ( I was one of his best students). He later even cancelled that test (because there was mass failure) and did anoda which I was the highest.

Then alas

His (the invigilator) course was removed from prerequisite and was made optional, he had accident and he was changed, I still went ahead and did his course (we were only 4 students and another lecturer took the lecture) and guess what? I conquered the dude!

Go and sin no more

As a DE students, signing of attendant list was compulsory 4 evry1. In a joint class whr diferent dept were present, the lecturer incharge immediately afta d class started readin out de names only 2 stop @ my name, askin me 2 stand up and point de next Acc student 2 dat sign after me. Since I cud nt point 2 d pson, de man cancel my name n promise 2 score me 0 @ d end of d semester.

timawoku:
It was during a test in my final year, there had been this beautiful girl I hoped we would date but later just became friends, it was fin 413(finance), this girl seem to forget her formula and she began fretting, I knew the question only too much because I practiced that particular question very well, we were given 1hr, I finished under 30mins and resorted to helping people out, naturally the girl came to mind first, I started telling her the formulas (and did not realize the main lecturer of the course had walked in and was seeing everything I was doing), he motioned the invigillator who later realized what I was doing, na so this invigilator carry am for head o, he took my paper, tore it, and said he would make sure that I never graduate that year,(he was taking us agric finance,a prerequisite) that I will fail his course (even the lecturer that owns the course was like;wat da?, you dey beef this boy before?),he walked me out, (and me no send, I no even beg am) he later chased after me, said I would face dept panel, he said as long as he was living, I would not graduate, (funny part was I did not finch, I was just staring at him like I was watching a movie, all I needed was popcorn),even the owner of the course was pleading on my behalf ( I was one of his best students). He later even cancelled that test (because there was mass failure) and did anoda which I was the highest.

Then alas

His (the invigilator) course was removed from prerequisite and was made optional, he had accident and he was changed, I still went ahead and did his course (we were only 4 students and another lecturer took the lecture) and guess what? I conquered the dude!

Sin no more... you might not be lucky next time

Darlene1:

Go and sin no more

Samakinr:

Sin no more... you might not be lucky next time

that was 8 years ago, I was lucky then...

timawoku:
that was 8 years ago, I was lucky then...

Darlene1:

Go and sin no more

you are here talking about "sin-no-more", when you suppose beg the guy to borrow you some balls?!

mine was when i was in part 1 second semester when 1 of my lecturer told me that i will never be able to speak french being a language student nd unfortunately for him, he was my project supervisor nd also make use of my project in 1 of his work.

Many many years ago, as a 100 lvl engineering student, i went 2 submit my philosophy & logic assignment, When I got there the place was jam packed, students from other depts also came to submit.(It was raining fine babes in that corridor that day) and the place was very rowdy.

Suddenly the young lecturer came out, screamed for some seconds asking us to b quite and then asked myself and two other guys to kneel down.

In my head I was like blood of JESUS !
This guy wan fall my hand

I said sir, I can't kneel down oh.
And I started walking away
He was lyk cm bk here..
Me I didn't even answer.

I didn't attend his classes for two weeks and wen I finally did, he walked up 2 me and told me to get out.
I was shocked.. Stupid as* talkatives looking for favors gave me out

Naso I take get my 1st CO for Uni.

Learning from other people's mistake.

Learning too....one tin ave learnt frm all d post is dat u shud try to be agreeable d best way u can wit some of dix lecturers nd deir rules...so as to avoid **stories dat touch d heart**

myn was during newsgathering class....our lecturer wanted 2 giv an assignment on the next news to write about.so as class comedian i whispered in a very low tune"interview a mad man".
This man was in front of d class...nd i was at d back,i gat no idea how he heard..e jst came to d back nd asked who said dat..a gurl jst ratted me out.That was how he told me to go and really interview a mad man ooo.


*fast foward*
i had 2 luk for a mad man sha...luckily i saw one at a brt station..i video am sha..buh me no near am.i showed d man in d next class..he jst gave me zero..na so God save ma ass

jossy1luv:
We were about starting exams during my 200l, was busy gisting with my friend, mr obi okonkwo a.k.a O.O (baddest lect in the dept) walked in and told me to stand on top of the desk for a whole 20mins (omo c disgrace for multi-purpose hall)....had to comply instantly cos begging him is increasing ur punishment. A class of over 300.....very embarrassing
Great nacoss....Unizik04

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Gave me A instead of C