My experience was with some woman, an administrative staff in the school. At one point i thought she was dissing me cause she knew i know she wasn't my type.

Ok I go into her office to submit a file, she opened the file, and she screamed at me: don't i know i was supposed to come with the original copies. I collected my file and left her office. I didn't feel bad and i knew was to blame. I didn't have those original copies on me which meant i had to return the next day.

Second day, i walked into her office; she said you with the umbrella again: I had an umbrella in my pocket the last time. She asked why i had to return and i answered i didn't have the original copies of my docs. I gave her my file, she scanned through my documents back and forth twice and said three documents are missing. Today i didn't even know where to get those documents which meant i had to return the next day, again.

Third day, as a sharp guy i had manage to get those 3 docs she requested for. Today she already knew my face. She asked why i had to return and replied. I gave her my file, she scanned back and forth, again and again, as if to find an inadequacy. She didn't find any , so she closed the file i was going to breathe a sigh of relief when she asked don't i know i was supposed to attach a photocopy of one particular doc. on the front cover of my file to ease categorization. I was like what the...!!! I was going to say "you said i didn't need photocopies" when she shouted at me to leave. I just stood staring at her. She had a female visitor who gestured for me to leave. She reacted, saying in yoruba, "leave him, let him be staring at me". I had to return the next day.

Fourth day, i went very early to her office. When we met, she said to come back later in the day; she didn't have time to attend to me, she was very busy. 2 hours later i returned, gave her my file, she scanned back and forth and threw the file at me. She said the documents are not in order. I went outside her office and rearrange my documents. I was going in when i realised i forgot to insert two other documents. I had to unloose the whole thing(the file was perforated) to insert those two documents in order. I went in, she scanned my documents back and forth, she hissed and accepted my file. I told her she was a nice person and she said 9ice ko 2face ni. Then i left.

Zico0:
My experience was with some woman, an administrative staff in the school. At one point i thought she was dissing me cause she knew i know she wasn't my type.

Ok I go into her office to submit a file, she opened the file, and she screamed at me: don't i know i was supposed to come with the original copies. I collected my file and left her office. I didn't feel bad and i knew was to blame. I didn't have those original copies on me which meant i had to return the next day.

Second day, i walked into her office; she said you with the umbrella again: I had an umbrella in my pocket the last time. She asked why i had to return and i answered i didn't have the original copies of my docs. I gave her my file, she scanned through my documents back and forth twice and said three documents are missing. Today i didn't even know where to get those documents which meant i had to return the next day, again.

Third day, as a sharp guy i had manage to get those 3 docs she requested for. Today she already knew my face. She asked why i had to return and replied. I gave her my file, she scanned back and forth, again and again, as if to find an inadequacy. She didn't find any , so she closed the file i was going to breathe a sigh of relief when she asked don't i know i was supposed to attach a photocopy of one particular doc. on the front cover of my file to ease categorization. I was like what the...!!! I was going to say "you said i didn't need photocopies" when she shouted at me to leave. I just stood staring at her. She had a female visitor who gestured for me to leave. She reacted, saying in yoruba, "leave him, let him be staring at me". I had to return the next day.

Fourth day, i went very early to her office. When we met, she said to come back later in the day; she didn't have time to attend to me, she was very busy. 2 hours later i returned, gave her my file, she scanned back and forth and threw the file at me. She said the documents are not in order. I went outside her office and rearrange my documents. I was going in when i realised i forgot to insert two other documents. I had to unloose the whole thing(the file was perforated) to insert those two documents in order. I went in, she scanned my documents back and forth, she hissed and accepted my file. I told her she was a nice person and she said 9ice ko 2face ni. Then i left.

hmmmmm omo d woman rili suffer you ooooo.. Ahnn ahnn !

Had missing script , went to the lecturer to inquire about it, the man started toasting me, I went to my HOD to complain that one started touching my breast.i left and carried the course over.

Ilovenigeria:
Had missing script , went to the lecturer to inquire about it, the man started toasting me, I went to my HOD to complain that one started touching my breast.i left and carried the course over.

bwahahahahahahaha lwkmd, falls from 15 story building

tosyne2much:
hmmmmm omo d woman rili suffer you ooooo.. Ahnn ahnn !

do you know how i got through it? I kept telling myself no one is out to get you and in the end she would have to accept it. And so i kept going to her office and my anger pacified, instead i felt superior to her.

Funny posts

Back in school, I registered for this 1 unit course but never attended the lectures.

So one day, a friend called me and told me to rush down to the lab, his tone was really desperate and scary. I threw my meal aside, and rushed down.

I entered the lab and I saw my mates sitting with exam scripts and question papers
And the lecturer grinning from ear to ear and feeling cool.
My mates were sweating like kilode.
Even the chronic chukuli carriers were caught unawares We did not know what to make of it.
That wicked man set his exams without exams time-table. I have never heard of a thing like that.

Anyway, I sat in front of a guy who is the Electronics guru in the class. I copied his work upside-down

He was writing really fast out of anxiety, but I relaxed and copied him very well without stress. No one would even guess that I was copying cos our sitting arrangement was irregular. But with nothing in my head that day, my neck elongated and my senses transcribed the guys rough handwriting perfectly. In short, I completed some sentences before he wrote them down.

And I passed

Funny thing is I don't know what that course is all about even till now. I didn't attend lectures, I had nothing to study with and a lot of people failed woefully.

The lecturers excuse was that we had up to 80 students in the class and not up to 20 attends his lectures.
Back then, I usually don't pay too much attention to 1 unit courses especially those that are just theoretical cos I know I can cram very well. So, I thought I was going to get notes as usual and cram a few days to exam.
The lecturer taught us a lesson sha.
Chaii, a lot a people had to re-take the course.

standd:
Funny posts

Back in school, I registered for this 1 unit course but never attended the lectures.

So one day, a friend called me and told me to rush down to the lab, his tone was really desperate and scary. I threw my meal aside, and rushed down.

I entered the lab and I saw my mates sitting with exam scripts and question papers
And the lecturer grinning from ear to ear.
That wicked man set his exams without exams time-table. I have never heard of a thing like that.

Anyway, I sat in front of a guy who is the Electronics guru in the class. I copied his work upside-down
He was writing really fast out of anxiety, but I relaxed and copied him very well without stress. No one would even guess that I was copying cos our sitting arrangement was irregular. But with nothing in my head that day, my neck elongated and my senses transcribed the guys rough handwriting perfectly. In short, I completed some sentences before he wrote them down.

And I passed

Funny thing is I don't know what that course is all about even till now. I didn't attend lectures, I had nothing to study with and a lot of people failed woefully.

The lectures excuse was that we had up to 80 students in the class and not up to 20 attends his lectures.

had it been you were not fortunate to sit beside that dude or the lecturer had shuffled you to another seat, you would have chew the life of your pen out

Hope the dude didn't make advances aftermath of the exam sha
** just curious**

standd:
Funny posts

Back in school, I registered for this 1 unit course but never attended the lectures.

So one day, a friend called me and told me to rush down to the lab, his tone was really desperate and scary. I threw my meal aside, and rushed down.

I entered the lab and I saw my mates sitting with exam scripts and question papers
And the lecturer grinning from ear to ear.
That wicked man set his exams without exams time-table. I have never heard of a thing like that.

Anyway, I sat in front of a guy who is the Electronics guru in the class. I copied his work upside-down
He was writing really fast out of anxiety, but I relaxed and copied him very well without stress. No one would even guess that I was copying cos our sitting arrangement was irregular. But with nothing in my head that day, my neck elongated and my senses transcribed the guys rough handwriting perfectly. In short, I completed some sentences before he wrote them down.

And I passed

Funny thing is I don't know what that course is all about even till now. I didn't attend lectures, I had nothing to study with and a lot of people failed woefully.

The lectures excuse was that we had up to 80 students in the class and not up to 20 attends his lectures.

No feeling can be sweeter than this..

tosyne2much:
had it been you were not fortunately to sit beside that dude, you would have chew the life of your pen out

Hope the dude didn't make advances aftermath of the exam sha
** just curious**

Ah! He was a life saver. And fortunately, his sister (in another department) is my friend. So, no advances whatsoever.

mujiboy:
No feeling can be sweeter than this..

As in
The dude I sat with is naturally gifted. He was into electronics design and installations back then. He doesn't come to class too but God just blessed him with knowledge.
I passed with an A
I'm even ashamed to say it.
A with nothing in the medulla na crime oh! lol

edozie04:
Failed me just because I did not buy his textbook

Shola Simple of Unilorin Faculty of Engineering still fails people for not buying his handouts,he failed me twice for having incomplete handouts of his when I was in University

LoOL @ the comments thus far.

Okay. So one time, a lecturer right in front of everyone in the class told me that I couldn't get a job even if I graduated with a 1st class because I was rude to him for saying he made a mistake in a mathematics calculation (which he did anyway - LoL).
Well, guess what? I go a job almost after NYSC. Two jobs in fact and I didn't even graduate with a 1st class! This www.jobsmaster.com.ng helped me a lot though.

My HOD who was also my lecturer in one course had a set a rules to be obeyed when doing his assignments;
1.Your margin must be 1.5 inches wide
2.You must use British spellings not American
3.Your full-scap sheet must be a single sheet,not two pages
4.You must not indent/make paragraphs where his passages didn't have them(his course was translation from English to French)
5.You must never give him options e.g just "tired" not ''tired or weary''
Violation of any of the rules attracts deduction of marks
That's how I did one assignment,I just assumed d size of d margin 'n drew it. When the papers were marked n brought to us,I saw -3 making my score 12/20 and the highest person got 14,if I had my 3marks...

Ilovenigeria:
Had missing script , went to the lecturer to inquire about it, the man started toasting me, I went to my HOD to complain that one started touching my breast.i left and carried the course over.

Which school was that?

This lecturer had a book that he wanted us to photocopy. He did not give it to anyone. He had a copier in his office and said all of us must go there and photocopy it in the office.
Those of us who refused to do so were sent out of his class.

Booking space ni

To all d posters above...thank you so much for making me smile...all the experiences so far are damn funny.


Though my experience didn't attract any penalty even though I exchanged words with the lecturer in front of the class...may be he was afraid because of my political position in the school.

Cheadiva:
Chai!!!

Mrs Tiokase

D day she slapped me twice because I checked d tym on my fone........Students were just shouting ' hanhan' ehn'...

I can Neva forget dat day o

what kind of institution still slap students?

Yomieluv:
When I was busying copying a fellow classmate during an exam,one wicked lecturer took me from there,and directed me to go sit at the podium all alone..

Thank God I have copied enough to give me "C" in the course.

Bro abeg drop your number make i send you card no matter how small. I like sincere people. #you've made my day already.

Kweenesther:
Learning too....one tin ave learnt frm all d post is dat u shud try to be agreeable d best way u can wit some of dix lecturers nd deir rules...so as to avoid **stories dat touch d heart**

including underskirt things?

Ilovenigeria:
Had missing script , went to the lecturer to inquire about it, the man started toasting me, I went to my HOD to complain that one started touching my breast.i left and carried the course over.

na wa o...which kind school be that?

Zico0:
My experience was with some woman, an administrative staff in the school. At one point i thought she was dissing me cause she knew i know she wasn't my type.

Ok I go into her office to submit a file, she opened the file, and she screamed at me: don't i know i was supposed to come with the original copies. I collected my file and left her office. I didn't feel bad and i knew was to blame. I didn't have those original copies on me which meant i had to return the next day.

Second day, i walked into her office; she said you with the umbrella again: I had an umbrella in my pocket the last time. She asked why i had to return and i answered i didn't have the original copies of my docs. I gave her my file, she scanned through my documents back and forth twice and said three documents are missing. Today i didn't even know where to get those documents which meant i had to return the next day, again.

Third day, as a sharp guy i had manage to get those 3 docs she requested for. Today she already knew my face. She asked why i had to return and replied. I gave her my file, she scanned back and forth, again and again, as if to find an inadequacy. She didn't find any , so she closed the file i was going to breathe a sigh of relief when she asked don't i know i was supposed to attach a photocopy of one particular doc. on the front cover of my file to ease categorization. I was like what the...!!! I was going to say "you said i didn't need photocopies" when she shouted at me to leave. I just stood staring at her. She had a female visitor who gestured for me to leave. She reacted, saying in yoruba, "leave him, let him be staring at me". I had to return the next day.

Fourth day, i went very early to her office. When we met, she said to come back later in the day; she didn't have time to attend to me, she was very busy. 2 hours later i returned, gave her my file, she scanned back and forth and threw the file at me. She said the documents are not in order. I went outside her office and rearrange my documents. I was going in when i realised i forgot to insert two other documents. I had to unloose the whole thing(the file was perforated) to insert those two documents in order. I went in, she scanned my documents back and forth, she hissed and accepted my file. I told her she was a nice person and she said 9ice ko 2face ni. Then i left.

woooow....I just can't stop laughing ........and am sure she thought about ur last words to her for long....some people shaaaa.....frustrating other people's lives seems to b dia hobby

Make I comment

SHOPPERS:
Physics lecturers are sadists.... Agree?

I agree

Someone told Me the Lecturer would reduce My score with 30 marks for Helping People do their assignments, about 6 people in an assignment of 45+ pages, and it was 40 marks.
I thought it was a joke until the result came out, alas, amongst the 6 people helped, 2 got As and 4 got Bs.
.....and I was given a C. Like WTF

I hold no grudge against the Lecturer tho, but against ''HarryPotter'' who reported Me, God will punish that girl eh
She has failed 3 courses in First semester's result already

timawoku:
It was during a test in my final year, there had been this beautiful girl I hoped we would date but later just became friends, it was fin 413(finance), this girl seem to forget her formula and she began fretting, I knew the question only too much because I practiced that particular question very well, we were given 1hr, I finished under 30mins and resorted to helping people out, naturally the girl came to mind first, I started telling her the formulas (and did not realize the main lecturer of the course had walked in and was seeing everything I was doing), he motioned the invigillator who later realized what I was doing, na so this invigilator carry am for head o, he took my paper, tore it, and said he would make sure that I never graduate that year,(he was taking us agric finance,a prerequisite) that I will fail his course (even the lecturer that owns the course was like;wat da?, you dey beef this boy before?),he walked me out, (and me no send, I no even beg am) he later chased after me, said I would face dept panel, he said as long as he was living, I would not graduate, (funny part was I did not finch, I was just staring at him like I was watching a movie, all I needed was popcorn),even the owner of the course was pleading on my behalf ( I was one of his best students). He later even cancelled that test (because there was mass failure) and did anoda which I was the highest.

Then alas

His (the invigilator) course was removed from prerequisite and was made optional, he had accident and he was changed, I still went ahead and did his course (we were only 4 students and another lecturer took the lecture) and guess what? I conquered the dude!

Epic!!!

Ilovenigeria:
Had missing script , went to the lecturer to inquire about it, the man started toasting me, I went to my HOD to complain that one started touching my breast.i left and carried the course over.

omo that ur school nor be here ooo..

Loool see funny comments. But wait o does it mean u should just kneel if a lecturer asks you to?

Gave me an E but an A to a gal dat copied me....

uchihahinata:
Loool see funny comments. But wait o does it mean u should just kneel if a lecturer asks you to?

my dear, you need wisdom th handle those lecturers.. Sometimes, you just have to kneel down and laugh in out

kuderrich:
hmmm,try refuse his advances in some schl and kiss ur Bsc goodbye

na lie jor! Una dey talk as if lecturers r God. Bsc wey go still land una 15k salary. Upon all dis fear fear........mtcheew

missdebs:
the worst thn a lecturer did to me was fail me because i refused to heed to his stupid advances...as God will hav it, he also has not gotten hs phd after many yrs.dt was my curse on hm.

lecturer is dying for you?with these your eyes that look like ozil's?.....[close one eye with his left palm]CONTINUE YOUR STORY