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Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by AfricanApple(f): 9:08pm On Oct 26, 2014
Caseless:
na wetin we de hear b dat.
u know how all these pple sabi lie na.

get ready, by 12a.m, we will be going into an ocean, I will take u to see my kingdom where I rule. they would be happy to see u especially if they notice u have correct packs
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Deefuray(f): 9:09pm On Oct 26, 2014
Truckpusher:
Good. wink

You care for a drink? smiley
A cup of tea
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Truckpusher(m): 9:10pm On Oct 26, 2014
KelvinGraphics:

No be your fault nagrin

If no be KingTom wey carry him oga Olubukato motor jam dat banner wey dey for front of this bar dat indicates that Truckpusherz aint allowed in here U 4 get mouth dey tell me dis thing? U better be thanking KingTOM 4 granting you that once in a lifetime opportunity... D little box u made 4rm ur truck biz is what u wanna spend on dat girl abi? I will advice u save d change and go for a change of truck which will boast ur biz instead of using it to buy her sachet water and fantagringrin dis gals aint loyal o...
Iam advicing U as a brother now, make u no say i no tell U later o.
Dnt come beggin me 4 money to weld dat ur sick truck or money to change the tire and tube againgrin
grin grin
Boy!

You're sick grin
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by jnrbayano(m): 9:11pm On Oct 26, 2014
woky:
I make sense bro.. You?

I'm solid
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Truckpusher(m): 9:11pm On Oct 26, 2014
Deefuray:

A cup of tea
A cup of tea?
This is all this beautiful lady wants from me?

Jbluv55 ,come over here fast..... grin
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by KingTom(m): 9:15pm On Oct 26, 2014
AfricanApple:
boyfriend ko pikinfriend ni.

dah one good na, make better inspiration dey the biography sha














but u are such a bitter liar
Liar ko liar ni anyway mo fe kajo jade fun ounje ale grin grin
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by KingTom(m): 9:17pm On Oct 26, 2014
KelvinGraphics:

No be your fault nagrin

If no be KingTom wey carry him oga Olubukato motor jam dat banner wey dey for front of this bar dat indicates that Truckpusherz aint allowed in here U 4 get mouth dey tell me dis thing? U better be thanking KingTOM 4 granting you that once in a lifetime opportunity... D little box u made 4rm ur truck biz is what u wanna spend on dat girl abi? I will advice u save d change and go for a change of truck which will boast ur biz instead of using it to buy her sachet water and fantagringrin dis gals aint loyal o...
Iam advicing U as a brother now, make u no say i no tell U later o.
Dnt come beggin me 4 money to weld dat ur sick truck or money to change the tire and tube againgrin
grin grin grin
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(m): 9:18pm On Oct 26, 2014
Ivanspring:


I'll have...salad and grilled chicken and another glass of water.
Here you go ma'am smiley.

[img]http://coloredgrains.files./2010/06/dsc02331.jpg[/img]
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by FLAWLES(f): 9:20pm On Oct 26, 2014
Jbluv55:
Oh I see, but I can see you've gotten yourself a date now grin
i said am ALONE
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Deefuray(f): 9:20pm On Oct 26, 2014
Truckpusher:
A cup of tea?
This is all this beautiful lady wants from me?

Jbluv55 ,come over here fast..... grin
Lol
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(m): 9:22pm On Oct 26, 2014
Deefuray:

A cup of tea
Here you go ma'am and sorry for the delay winkgrin

Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Nobody: 9:24pm On Oct 26, 2014
jnrbayano:


What's your yardstick? The lad slowed our game at those times he possessed the ball.

Chelsea are experts in organisation and reorganisation. The more you dilly-dally on the ball, the harder it becomes to break them down.
so who do u expect to play that side?
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(m): 9:25pm On Oct 26, 2014
Truckpusher:
A cup of tea?
This is all this beautiful lady wants from me?

Jbluv55 ,come over here fast..... grin
She's been served sire grin
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Truckpusher(m): 9:26pm On Oct 26, 2014
Deefuray:

Lol
Ok honey. wink

Your tea is here.

So ,tell me, where have you been hiding this beautiful face of yours? smiley
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Nobody: 9:27pm On Oct 26, 2014
Jbluv55:

Torh!!! Match don end o. Una next meeting na against your neighbors - Man City grin. That one na war o grin.
lol... that one ehn? hmmmm na only god go fit judge am.
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Truckpusher(m): 9:28pm On Oct 26, 2014
Jbluv55:

She's been served sire grin
Thank you J ,your services are wonderful cheesy

*hands him a tip* cheesy

*Whispers to his ears - don't expect tips all the time o* grin
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by jnrbayano(m): 9:31pm On Oct 26, 2014
sameer1212:
so who do u expect to play that side?

A minor tactical alteration would have seen Carrick come into the holding role in the midfield, while Daley Blind replaced Januzaj in his position.

Remember Daley Blind is versatile, he can play from the wings
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Nobody: 9:31pm On Oct 26, 2014
missberrypop5:
lol, i know we will give at least a goal. My faith strong o cheesy i don't know, but van gaal has his reasons for subtituting mata.
hmmmm if u say so ma'am...jbluv55 pls give my miss united a bottle f rozzay.... grin
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Deefuray(f): 9:33pm On Oct 26, 2014
Jbluv55:

Here you go ma'am and sorry for the delay winkgrin

Lol.thanks
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Caseless: 9:34pm On Oct 26, 2014
AfricanApple:
u know how all these pple sabi lie na.

get ready, by 12a.m, we will be going into an ocean, I will take u to see my kingdom where I rule. they would be happy to see u if they notice u have correct packs
I don de wait u for d river already. jst hurry up enta pls.
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Nobody: 9:34pm On Oct 26, 2014
sameer1212:
hmmmm if u say so ma'am...jbluv55 pls give my miss united a bottle f rozzay.... grin
Lol hi dear. Up man u
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Nobody: 9:36pm On Oct 26, 2014
jnrbayano:


A minor tactical alteration would have seen Carrick come into the holding role in the midfield, while Daley Blind replaced Januzaj in his position.

Remember Daley Blind is versatile, he can play from the wings
oga i undstand u bt todays game is a physical one n carrick jst came bak frm injury, so to me putting carick in dis game is gona be a big gambling bcod he lacks match fitness.d only person i will like to play that side is valencia n is not fit also...
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Nobody: 9:38pm On Oct 26, 2014
rozzay:

Lol hi dear. Up man u
hey dear, where hv u been? up united.... grin
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(m): 9:38pm On Oct 26, 2014
psalmizt:
Chief Jbluv55 abeg no entertainment for this ur Bar? Na only drinks and food u just dey serve ppl... abeg nack us show abeg b4 sleep carry me wink

[b][size=15]ENTERTAINMENT[/size]
A doctor KingTom wrote on his new clinic:

"Any treatment is 10,000 Naira and if we cannot treat you, we will pay you 20,000 Naira."

Wanting the 20,000 Naira for himself, A guy KelvinGraphics came to the doc and said: "I can't feel any taste."

The doc asked a nurse AfricanApple to give KelvinGraphics a few drops of medicine from box 22. Upon taking the drops, KelvinGraphics shouted: "Oh stop! It is urine!"

The doctor said: "Congratulations , your sense of taste is back now." grin

KelvinGraphics was very angry that he lost 10,000 Naira. He came back 2 weeks later determined to get 20,000 Naira.

The following conversation ensued between KelvinGraphics and doctor KingTom.

KelvinGraphics: I lost my memory.

KingTom: AfricanApple! Please give this man some drops of medicine from box 22.

KelvinGraphics: Wait doctor! But that medicine is for sense of taste na.

Doctor KingTom: Congratulations ,your memory is back. cheesycheesygrin

KelvinGraphics was forced to pay another 10,000 Naira cheesycheesygrin. [/b]

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Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Ivanspring(f): 9:39pm On Oct 26, 2014
Jbluv55:

Here you go ma'am smiley.

[img]http://coloredgrains.files./2010/06/dsc02331.jpg[/img]

Thank you...

Ah ah! Where's my date?shocked
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Nobody: 9:39pm On Oct 26, 2014
sameer1212:
hmmmm if u say so ma'am...jbluv55 pls give my miss united a bottle f rozzay.... grin
brosie, i deh hail you. Thank you jare
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Deefuray(f): 9:39pm On Oct 26, 2014
Truckpusher:
Ok honey. wink

Your tea is here.

So ,tell me, where have you been hiding this beautiful face of yours? smiley
Lol. I just became active of recent
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Truckpusher(m): 9:40pm On Oct 26, 2014
Deefuray:

Lol. I just became active of recent
Ok.

Are you shy? grin

or just too busy wink
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by dre11(m): 9:41pm On Oct 26, 2014
shayoor:

No church today joor
Am fine, thanks


What happened
Just curious
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by dre11(m): 9:42pm On Oct 26, 2014
missberrypop5:
brosie, i deh hail you. Thank you jare


United
Did u guys still beat the blues
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by dre11(m): 9:43pm On Oct 26, 2014
rozzay:

Fine deary. How's ur day


Mah day has being tiresome
Thinking of sleeping early self
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by jnrbayano(m): 9:44pm On Oct 26, 2014
sameer1212:
oga i undstand u bt todays game is a physical one n carrick jst came bak frm injury, so to me putting carick in dis game is gona be a big gambling bcod he lacks match fitness.d only person i will like to play that side is valencia n is not fit also...

Its okay.

Man City is next. We wait.

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