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Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by texanomaly(f): 12:30am On Nov 02, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


Just back from the hospital. Will have to stop going there. Very demoralising.
A few beer is helping though.

I'm glad something is helping.

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Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:32am On Nov 02, 2014
honourhim:


Nope. My destination is heaven while you ve chosen hell. We are two parallel lines that can never meet except if you are ready to give your life to Jesus now that you are still alive. God help you. Amen.

When are you going to die?
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:35am On Nov 02, 2014
texanomaly:


I'm glad something is helping.

Why do you xtians think everything is about you?

Even a dying man's travails is now about your gladness! WHY?

I want to leave this xtian-filled world earlier. Satan please hurry and take your servant home.

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Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by texanomaly(f): 12:36am On Nov 02, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


Why do you xtians think everything is about you?

Even a dying man's travails is now about your gladness! WHY?

I want to leave this xtian-filled world earlier. Satan please hurry and take your servant home.

Wow...sorry for giving a damn.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by Ranchhoddas: 12:37am On Nov 02, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


Why do you xtians think everything is about you?

Even a dying man's travails is now about your gladness! WHY?

I want to leave this xtian-filled world earlier. Satan please hurry and take your servant home.
guy you are too funny.

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Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by honourhim: 9:24am On Nov 02, 2014
texanomaly:


Wow...sorry for giving a damn.
you thought you were dealing with a normal human being. We know this guy so don't worry yourself about him. grin
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by texanomaly(f): 11:46am On Nov 02, 2014
honourhim:
you thought you were dealing with a normal human being. We know this guy so don't worry yourself about him. grin

Whether he likes it or not, I will worry about him.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by LordReed(m): 12:07pm On Nov 02, 2014
texanomaly:


Whether he likes it or not, I will worry about him.

Worry about a hoax? LoL! You sure seem to be a sucker for them.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:22pm On Nov 02, 2014
texanomaly:


Whether he likes it or not, I will worry about him.

I know. I love you too but I belong to Satan.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:23pm On Nov 02, 2014
LordReed:


Worry about a hoax? LoL! You sure seem to be a sucker for them.

Her grandfather colonised your grandfather. She knows exactly what she's doing. Don't underestimate her.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by LordReed(m): 12:32pm On Nov 02, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


Her grandfather colonised your grandfather. She knows exactly what she's doing. Don't underestimate her.

LoL! And how does that bear any relevance to your hoax?
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:09pm On Nov 02, 2014
LordReed:


LoL! And how does that bear any relevance to your hoax?

When jesus claimed he was going to die soon, some scoffers also called it a hoax.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by LordReed(m): 2:12pm On Nov 02, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


When jesus claimed he was going to die soon, some scoffers also called it a hoax.

Yeah, Jesus went on the internet and broadcast to random strangers his impending death while feigning not to care for sympathy. LoL
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:19pm On Nov 02, 2014
LordReed:


Yeah, Jesus went on the internet and broadcast to random strangers his impending death while feigning not to care for sympathy. LoL

jesus is the son of god, a prince of heaven that rides on a donkey. stop confusing him with advanced humans.

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Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by LordReed(m): 2:27pm On Nov 02, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


jesus is the son of god, a prince of heaven that rides on a donkey. stop confusing him with advanced humans.

Advanced humans who can't detect sarcasm. LoL
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:31pm On Nov 02, 2014
LordReed:


Advanced humans who can't detect sarcasm. LoL

Can you?
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by LordReed(m): 2:34pm On Nov 02, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


Can you?

Of course! That is how I know this just your twist on Halloween. LoL!
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by honourhim: 4:29pm On Nov 02, 2014
texanomaly:


Whether he likes it or not, I will worry about him.

grin grin You have a beautiful heart. Just that he is an agent of satan so he wont understand

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Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by honourhim: 4:33pm On Nov 02, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


When are you going to die?

Die your own first. Na your own die be the in-thing now so face am. I will die when it is God's time for me
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:46pm On Nov 02, 2014
honourhim:


Die your own first. Na your own die be the in-thing now so face am. I will die when it is God's time for me

You may probably die before me.
How wonderful it is to know the hour.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by honourhim: 7:58pm On Nov 02, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


You may probably die before me.
How wonderful it is to know the hour.

grin grin grin You no wan die again go meet satan your papa? You dey look for person wey go die before you? Wayo man.

My life is in God's hand so its only him that determines what happen in my life.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by LordReed(m): 8:08pm On Nov 02, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


You may probably die before me.
How wonderful it is to know the hour.

The doctors told you the hour of your death. LoL jokester.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by honourhim: 8:22pm On Nov 02, 2014
LordReed:


The doctors told you the hour of your death. LoL jokester.

grin grin Exactly bro. The guy dey act comedy.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by LordReed(m): 8:29pm On Nov 02, 2014
honourhim:


grin grin Exactly bro. The guy dey act comedy.

Yeah a morbid comedy.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by texanomaly(f): 9:54pm On Nov 02, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


Her grandfather colonised your grandfather. She knows exactly what she's doing. Don't underestimate her.

How old do you think I am
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by Nobody: 10:07pm On Nov 02, 2014
texanomaly:


How old do you think I am

Early/mid thirties wink
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by Nobody: 10:08pm On Nov 02, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


You may probably die before me.
How wonderful it is to know the hour.

But you could also die before then
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by texanomaly(f): 10:09pm On Nov 02, 2014
rationalmind:


Early/mid thirties wink

Long time no see. kiss
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by Nobody: 10:14pm On Nov 02, 2014
texanomaly:


Long time no see. kiss

tongue Yea, trust you've been good?
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by texanomaly(f): 10:26pm On Nov 02, 2014
rationalmind:


tongue Yea, trust you've been good?

Yup...I've been good. You?
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by Nobody: 10:29pm On Nov 02, 2014
texanomaly:
Yup...I've been good. You?

Been good too. Just quite busy these days.

So, was my prediction of your age range correct? wink

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