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Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 11:35pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
readers discretion adviced: this is a long post. get a bowl of popcorn and your glasses. turn off the TV , you don't want to get distracted. if it took me time to write such a lengthy post, I wonder why you should complain about reading it. below are the reasons. 1. We're too different to live together: women love people and relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game consoles etc), a man's lot is his career, a woman's is marriage (according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women, women can't have sex without emotional attachment first(unless they r who.res, even if they are who.res lolzzz), a man wants to hv sex, a woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn't even mind just cuddling), men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having dinner as time for bonding, let me continue? A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance, compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay single and be free to be urself or get married and spend the rest of your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is just one of seven. 2. Love doesn't exist: if you intend to stake your future with a woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have ur head examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses, are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman's love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Ohhhh how women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller. 3. You don't need a child: the world will remember you by the kids you left behind. That's a big fat lie!! You don't need a carbon copy of yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality. Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama will be remembered not as the father of, I don't even know his child's name and I don't give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein's legacy is not his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay. 4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her well and she will manage your home without complications like disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don't need marriage to enjoy it. By the way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading, I'm not even close to the end. 5. Marriage is expensive: a woman's problems end when she gets married (at least on financial level), while a man's problems just begin. Most ladies don't have plans of making money(some stop after getting married). for a woman, after graduating from uni, a husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys, stay alone and worry for one. Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life (by the time she reaches menopause, you'd be probably dead) and when she ain't suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don't forget regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That brings us to... 6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love (or whatever dumb ass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on you, many many more. Don't scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay single and happy. 7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said earlier, a man's career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven't got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive. The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will retard you from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing your dreams are mutually exclusive. don't get married. disclaimer: its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can't bear to hear (or read) the truth. nota bene: I am not prejudiced towards women. I hate all equally. 556 Likes 94 Shares |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by merit12(f): 11:42pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
I can't fit shout Stop thinking everyone is like you. Let the boys do what they like jor Nor be person born you,you are starting to sound like a black guy. I must commend you,it not easy to compose such a long post(copy and past)I'm not saying so o. Nice write up op,may God bless your left and right hands only.leave d rest plaace for making an effort. Hmmm still typing All quoters shall go to.........so?don't quote me(fullstop) 15 Likes |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 11:49pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
merit12:i just did... R u black? 4 Likes |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 11:49pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
merit12: lolsss. do u see me pointing a gun to niggers head to kip him away from marriage?? I didn't copy n paste. plagiarism is a cardinal sin wer I come from. tnx for ur validation. 63 Likes |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 11:52pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
You're a bit pessimistic. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 11:55pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
MrsBreezy:no. abit realistic, maybe. very realistic, yes! modified! made front page! to all those calling me names like gay, pervert, deluded etc, its hardly my fault DAT my way of thinking is above n beyond urs. its totally unmainatream n runs counter to all tradition n customs. let me live my lyf to the intelligent guys who see reason with me, may God bless us! may we live long n happy lives n break records to those who can't argue with reason n den resort to insults, my skin is a mile thick. try again. peace killjoy 158 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by merit12(f): 11:56pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
Cutehector4u:Good guy beta pikin You just break a record ..... You just won my prize(but I'm currently in mexico ,when I'm back I give to you) For your mind,you fink I forgot to add Op are you black? Nope Yes Nope Yes You just reminded me ,beta pikin aka black boy. Oooops sowie I know you hate it. |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 11:57pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
killjoy: True. But you can make realism optimistic. After reading this(if I was a man) I wouldn't want to get married. 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 11:58pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
merit12:hahahaha...pls get smth nice for me wen ur bak okay.....lol... Well lets just say am now ur new rival here in nairaland..... Tongue out |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 12:04am On Nov 03, 2014 |
MrsBreezy:dats d idea. men nid to knw d truth before crossing the Rubicon. I hv decided to tell them the truth, damning whose ox is gored. simple 32 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by merit12(f): 12:04am On Nov 03, 2014 |
If I offend please I'm sowi I don't do e-fight Cutehector4u: |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 12:05am On Nov 03, 2014 |
merit12:lol until u get my gift..... 1 Like |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 12:08am On Nov 03, 2014 |
killjoy: I'm sure they're lots of good things about marriage you've chosen to withheld. You should let them see both then decide 38 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by merit12(f): 12:15am On Nov 03, 2014 |
Well I just came back Nothing in mexico Don't wanna buy you cheap stuff You are more than that Cutehector4u: 1 Like |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 12:17am On Nov 03, 2014 |
merit12:alright...friends then.... 1 Like |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 12:20am On Nov 03, 2014 |
MrsBreezy:as a matter of fact, d good tins marriage has to offer to a man r tins he can enjoy while still single. wot I withheld r more downsides to marriage. look marriage shud be a no go area for a man who intends to live eida happy or long or both. 52 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 12:25am On Nov 03, 2014 |
merit12:don't play love on my thread merit12:don't play love on my thread 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 12:27am On Nov 03, 2014 |
killjoy: Lol I'm guessing that's where your biased view comes from. I'm sure there was a time during marriage that your parents were happy. His wife gave him a heart attack? Hmm Ill keep my comment. And no I Dont agree you'll have all the things marriage has to offer when you're single. Then again marriage doesn't suit everyone. 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by jmoore(m): 12:29am On Nov 03, 2014 |
I will marry. I will live long. I will sleep with one woman(my wife) for the rest of my life. He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favour from God.. 293 Likes 29 Shares |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 12:40am On Nov 03, 2014 |
MrsBreezy:my view isn't biased but based on experience hence in touch with reality. if u don't believe single men hv as much fun as married men, tell me what they r missing. 3 Likes |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 12:43am On Nov 03, 2014 |
jmoore:these same words wer on my lips as at January first 2013. pray u don't hv to drink dsame portion I had to drink. all d same, all d best 49 Likes |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 12:44am On Nov 03, 2014 |
jmoore: |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by basille(m): 12:45am On Nov 03, 2014 |
One of the best original post i've read on Nairaland. Great job Op, i love the nonconformity of your write-up. Marriage is over rated, same with love. 123 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 12:47am On Nov 03, 2014 |
basille:tnx 8 Likes |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by queenBVVIP: 12:58am On Nov 03, 2014 |
There is great honor in marriage. The society is greatly rewarded by it,otherwise the society would have been filled with bastards, savages and non-entities. Marriage is not overrated,rather it spiraled out of control due to mismanagement from parents to current generation. Now whose son are you by the way? I know you will be proud to say,"I am the son of ..." 55 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 1:07am On Nov 03, 2014 |
killjoy: You're not married. Or you weren't married so you wouldn't know. Well long lasting couples proves that marriage might be worthwhile. Well maybe while you're young you probably think it's amazing. But when you're older.. With no family or wife or kids. Your legacy won't be the success you've had but the people you've left behind eg wife and kids 29 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 1:08am On Nov 03, 2014 |
queenBVVIP:d society is still filled with bastards, savages and non-entities. dos armed robbers n kidnappers wer born n raised in homes having married parents - most likely. u think WizKids son wud be any less proud wen asked dsame question, whose son r u mind u, I don't see d big deal bout having kids, although I tink they are adorable n love dem. 13 Likes |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 1:14am On Nov 03, 2014 |
MrsBreezy: first of all I undastand dat as a woman, marriage is ur curse n u wud do or say anything to support it. well if I'd eva hv need for family, I already hv one. wife is just a burden I'd not resign to bear. single n complete. wish u cud honestly say dsame 11 Likes |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by chamboy(m): 1:34am On Nov 03, 2014 |
That marriage is just shit joo, I hate it when girls talk about it like their whole life depends on it. That's Y I call dem Useless Citizens 27 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by KizzyyRae(f): 1:44am On Nov 03, 2014 |
Oh wow..You really are a KILLJOY Pls............ DON'T QUOTE ME!!! DON'T QUOTE ME!!!!!!! DON'T QUOTE ME!!!! 11 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 2:37am On Nov 03, 2014 |
u no lie, d females are GREAT source of distraction and retardation to men 38 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 4:00am On Nov 03, 2014 |
MrsBreezy:can i marry u 3 Likes 3 Shares |
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