readers discretion adviced: this is a long post. get a bowl of popcorn and your glasses. turn off the TV , you don't want to get distracted. if it took me time to write such a lengthy post, I wonder why you should complain about reading it. below are the reasons.

1. We're too different to live together: women love people and relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game consoles etc), a man's lot is his career, a woman's is marriage (according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women, women can't have sex without emotional attachment first(unless they r who.res, even if they are who.res lolzzz), a man wants to hv sex, a woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn't even mind just cuddling), men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having dinner as time for bonding, let me continue? A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance, compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay single and be free to be urself or get married and spend the rest of your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is just one of seven.

2. Love doesn't exist: if you intend to stake your future with a woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have ur head examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses, are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman's love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Ohhhh how women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller.

3. You don't need a child: the world will remember you by the kids you left behind. That's a big fat lie!! You don't need a carbon copy of yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality. Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama will be remembered not as the father of, I don't even know his child's name and I don't give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein's legacy is not his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay.

4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her well and she will manage your home without complications like disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don't need marriage to enjoy it. By the way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading, I'm not even close to the end.

5. Marriage is expensive: a woman's problems end when she gets married (at least on financial level), while a man's problems just begin. Most ladies don't have plans of making money(some stop after getting married). for a woman, after graduating from uni, a husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys, stay alone and worry for one. Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life (by the time she reaches menopause, you'd be probably dead) and when she ain't suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don't forget regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That brings us to...

6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love (or whatever dumb ass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on you, many many more. Don't scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay single and happy.

7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said earlier, a man's career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven't got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive. The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will retard you from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing your dreams are mutually exclusive. don't get married.

disclaimer: its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can't bear to hear (or read) the truth.

nota bene: I am not prejudiced towards women. I hate all equally.

merit12:
I can't fit shout

Stop thinking everyone is like you.

Let the boys do what they like jor


Nor be person born you,you are starting to sound like a black guy.

I must commend you,it not easy to compose such a long post(copy and past)I'm not saying so o.

Nice write up op,may God bless your left and right hands only.leave d rest plaace for making an effort.


Hmmm still typing

All quoters shall go to.........so?don't quote me(fullstop)

i just did...
R u black?

merit12:
I can't fit shout

Stop thinking everyone is like you.

Let the boys do what they like jor


Nor be person born you,you are starting to sound like a black guy.

I must commend you,it not easy to compose such a long post(copy and past)I'm not saying so o.

Nice write up op,may God bless your left and right hands only.leave d rest plaace for making an effort.


Hmmm still typing

All quoters shall go to.........so?don't quote me(fullstop)

lolsss. do u see me pointing a gun to niggers head to kip him away from marriage?? I didn't copy n paste. plagiarism is a cardinal sin wer I come from. tnx for ur validation.

You're a bit pessimistic.

MrsBreezy:
You're a bit pessimistic.

no. abit realistic, maybe. very realistic, yes!

modified!
made front page!

to all those calling me names like gay, pervert, deluded etc, its hardly my fault DAT my way of thinking is above n beyond urs. its totally unmainatream n runs counter to all tradition n customs. let me live my lyf

to the intelligent guys who see reason with me, may God bless us! may we live long n happy lives n break records

to those who can't argue with reason n den resort to insults, my skin is a mile thick. try again.

peace

killjoy

killjoy:

no. abit realistic, maybe. very realistic, yes!

True. But you can make realism optimistic. After reading this(if I was a man) I wouldn't want to get married.

merit12:
Good guy beta pikin


You just break a record .....


You just won my prize(but I'm currently in mexico ,when I'm back I give to you)



For your mind,you fink I forgot to add
Op are you black?


Nope



Yes


Nope

Yes
You just reminded me ,beta pikin aka black boy. Oooops sowie I know you hate it.

hahahaha...pls get smth nice for me wen ur bak okay.....lol... Well lets just say am now ur new rival here in nairaland..... Tongue out

MrsBreezy:


True. But you can make realism optimistic. After reading this(if I was a man) I wouldn't want to get married.

dats d idea. men nid to knw d truth before crossing the Rubicon. I hv decided to tell them the truth, damning whose ox is gored. simple

merit12:
If I offend please I'm sowi



I don't do e-fight

lol until u get my gift.....

killjoy:

dats d idea. men nid to knw d truth before crossing the Rubicon. I hv decided to tell them the truth, damning whose ox is gored. simple

I'm sure they're lots of good things about marriage you've chosen to withheld.

You should let them see both then decide

merit12:
Well I just came back


Nothing in mexico


Don't wanna buy you cheap stuff

You are more than that

alright...friends then....

MrsBreezy:


I'm sure they're lots of good things about marriage you've chosen to withheld.

You should let them see both then decide

as a matter of fact, d good tins marriage has to offer to a man r tins he can enjoy while still single. wot I withheld r more downsides to marriage. look marriage shud be a no go area for a man who intends to live eida happy or long or both.

merit12:
Well I just came back


Nothing in mexico


Don't wanna buy you cheap stuff

You are more than that

don't play love on my thread

merit12:
Well I just came back


Nothing in mexico


Don't wanna buy you cheap stuff

You are more than that

don't play love on my thread

killjoy:

as a matter of fact, d good tins marriage has to offer to a man r tins he can enjoy while still single. wot I withheld r more downsides to marriage. my parents r separated n seem happier that way. my friends Dada died of heart attack caused by his wife, look marriage shud be a no go area for a man who intends to live eida happy or long or both.

Lol I'm guessing that's where your biased view comes from.

I'm sure there was a time during marriage that your parents were happy.

His wife gave him a heart attack? Hmm Ill keep my comment.

And no I Dont agree you'll have all the things marriage has to offer when you're single.

Then again marriage doesn't suit everyone.

I will marry.
I will live long.
I will sleep with one woman(my wife) for the rest of my life.


He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favour from God..

MrsBreezy:


Lol I'm guessing that's where your biased view comes from.

I'm sure there was a time during marriage that your parents were happy.

His wife gave him a heart attack? Hmm Ill keep my comment.

And no I Dont agree you'll have all the things marriage has to offer when you're single.

Then again marriage doesn't suit everyone.

my view isn't biased but based on experience hence in touch with reality. if u don't believe single men hv as much fun as married men, tell me what they r missing.

jmoore:
I will marry.
I will live long.
I will sleep with one woman(my wife) for the rest of my life.


He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favour from God..

these same words wer on my lips as at January first 2013. pray u don't hv to drink dsame portion I had to drink. all d same, all d best

basille:
One of the best original post i've read on Nairaland. Great job Op, i love the nonconformity of your write-up.
Marriage is over rated, same with love.

tnx

There is great honor in marriage. The society is greatly rewarded by it,otherwise the society would have been filled with bastards, savages and non-entities. Marriage is not overrated,rather it spiraled out of control due to mismanagement from parents to current generation.
Now whose son are you by the way? I know you will be proud to say,"I am the son of ..."

killjoy:

my view isn't biased but based on experience hence in touch with reality. if u don't believe single men hv as much fun as married men, tell me what they r missing.

You're not married. Or you weren't married so you wouldn't know. Well long lasting couples proves that marriage might be worthwhile.

Well maybe while you're young you probably think it's amazing. But when you're older.. With no family or wife or kids. Your legacy won't be the success you've had but the people you've left behind eg wife and kids

queenBVVIP:
There is great honor in marriage. The society is greatly rewarded by it,otherwise the society would have been filled with bastards, savages and non-entities.
Now whose son are you by the way? I know you will be proud to say,"I am the son of ..."

d society is still filled with bastards, savages and non-entities. dos armed robbers n kidnappers wer born n raised in homes having married parents - most likely. u think WizKids son wud be any less proud wen asked dsame question, whose son r u mind u, I don't see d big deal bout having kids, although I tink they are adorable n love dem.

MrsBreezy:


You're not married. Or you weren't married so you wouldn't know. Well long lasting couples proves that marriage might be worthwhile.

Well maybe while you're young you probably think it's amazing. But when you're older.. With no family or wife or kids. Your legacy won't be the success you've had but the people you've left behind eg wife and kids

first of all I undastand dat as a woman, marriage is ur curse n u wud do or say anything to support it. well if I'd eva hv need for family, I already hv one. wife is just a burden I'd not resign to bear. single n complete. wish u cud honestly say dsame

That marriage is just shit joo, I hate it when girls talk about it like their whole life depends on it. That's Y I call dem Useless Citizens

Oh wow..You really are a KILLJOY
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u no lie, d females are GREAT source of distraction and retardation to men

MrsBreezy:


True. But you can make realism optimistic. After reading this(if I was a man) I wouldn't want to get married.

can i marry u