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Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Nobody: 7:51pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Cutehector4u: A mad man. |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Eyop: 7:53pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Ishilove: Who friendzoned you and who did you friendzone? Leave profile pic alone,remember we have an unfinished business . ![]() |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Nobody: 7:53pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Peterken05:my wife ke? Omto say she beat me or wetin 1 Like |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Nobody: 7:54pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Onlinebizexpert: Gbam! You have spoken well |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by pweetixandy: 7:54pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
PROCTOR:u knw I am very pretty,do u want all d boys here to start toasting me ![]() |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by msmon(m): 7:54pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by yaskarahyelhope(f): 7:56pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
For guys who just toast a gal and she says yes. U are sooooooooo cheap. Not she but U. U won't understand and am not ready to explain. Sit down and calculate it well. Wen U see a guy who does funny or crazy things to woo a gal. Its either he wants to know d color of her pant or truthfully wants to settle down. But ma gurls, plszzzzzzz be careful. Some guys can go to any length to get U. Its just like d film "KISS AND TELL". Although dia are veeeeeerrrrrrrry nasty guys who has gals at dia beck and call for sex if U refuse. But I heard there are good ones. So they said. But am sorry, am yet to meet one. |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Princecharmin(m): 7:58pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Sapphire86:u be bread ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by kings11ng(m): 8:00pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
maylisa:u can lie oh... ur middle name na Linus? 1 Like |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Princecharmin(m): 8:01pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
pro01:exactly ![]() |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Bakozy(m): 8:03pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
msmon:grow up boy |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Princecharmin(m): 8:11pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by xprimate(m): 8:13pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
tobaflexy1984:Me: never. The gul have to pull my two balls out concurrently for me to even shade a molecule of tear |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by fabj1(m): 8:15pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
IGNORE & AVOID HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by hardychris(m): 8:16pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Buhahahaahaahahaahahaha. Chai! Chai! Bros I swear u no well @ all 120mins ![]() donsalvy: |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by anthoniaz(f): 8:18pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Smartiegurl:All that could be pretence oooo ![]() Whenever I ask my fiance why he has become so tough unlike the gentle and cool guy he was when I met him, he says "you feed an infant with milk, but an adult with bone.Na so dem go form dey cry, kneel down sef.When you visit him go cook BUT when u gree finish na akpako hand him go dey treat u.Those frequent calls will reduce, someone that was unable to shout on you, will shout at any given opportunity. All those cry, calls, care, love na scam. ![]() ![]() |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by alexis007(m): 8:19pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
i have and would never experience such....woo a girl?for what?am i looking for a mate to create a family with?....now my case is more complicated because i'm blessed with this 'Ian-somerhalder' type of handsomeness....so most of the female folks who expects me to approach them and blab about 'love' are usually disappointed....and the guys aren't making things easier....they always like being near me and do show me little doses of affection @ times,like hanging their arms around my neck as if i'm their wifey and defending me if i pick up a fight (I can be very saucy,yet it doesn't matter if i'm on the wrong side of the argument or not)....i guess they do that b'cause of my looks and my brains....disappointed ladies indeed-next thing they do is to spread false rumours that i'm gay by sexuality.....but then,there are always traitors....same ladies who gossip about me would do me unrequested favour hoping to get my attention....and i don't waste time in taking advantage of them!....moral of my story: Brothers,women can really be fickle...learn to appear mysterious b4 them,starve them of that attention they crave,be focused like a laser on your studies,never appear too friendly,play hard-to-get,make sure you are a high flyer in your field etc.......it won't be long b4 ladies would start poisoning each other in a bid to get your attention!{wicked grin} 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Nobody: 8:22pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Bros wetin b this weh u write down? If english they hard you, write in pigeon or yoruba i beg ![]() Truth24: |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Bosville(m): 8:24pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Some girls ain't worth approaching not to talk of CRYING 4 em'.....I won't even let a gal tel me nO B4 i bid her goodbye...When u cry cus a gal turned u down i wonder wat u'll do wen she breaks ur heart. |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Princecharmin(m): 8:26pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
pweetixandy:IRONY OF LIFE ![]() |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by overhypedsteve(m): 8:26pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
iceberylin:guy a million likes for you. Wetn go make full grown man with blockus come dey cry for one mumu woman wey e nor know either na God dey save am from even dating a disgusting, disease carrying, miserable girl that look beautiful outside 1 Like |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Nobody: 8:28pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
What is love? msmon: |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Kingsimmer(m): 8:29pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
cried 567BC...but wised up 249AD 1 Like |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by rman: 8:29pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
zicoraads: Thank you bro. I'm still waiting for one funny story, and we are on the fourth page already.... |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Nobody: 8:32pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
I fail jamb twice i no cry na coz of one mumu kele i go cry? Y naa? |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Nobody: 8:32pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Mission impossible turned possible ![]() ![]() seangy4konji: |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Sunshinelady(f): 8:34pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
vfactor:. I so dislike mummy's boys ![]() |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Nobody: 8:36pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
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Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Zaikon(m): 8:43pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
donsalvy:say who die |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Nobody: 8:45pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Cutehector4u:lol, beat ke |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by PROCTOR: 8:48pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
pweetixandy:how do i know ![]() But i think i'm beginning to have a special feeling.... |
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by lockupman(m): 8:51pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
I found out upon studies that it's more of a psychological issue that I face when I try so hard and she keeps rejecting me. The antidote is stop thinking about her, guys stop fantasising about the ffuck session you wanna have with her, concentrate on making friends with other ladies. Do something better with your life. If it's possible, stop seeing her, stop relating with her, stop calling her, go very far from her. I hard some say they cry, I haven't done that before (yet I was crazily in love). I used this technique, although it took a while but it worked out. |
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