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Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by davien(m): 3:52pm On Nov 06, 2014
malvisguy212:
when i relocate to my new house, the first word i say is this"all the demon,get out from here,moses is here"
hmmmm,this speaks volumes of you....
at the middle of the night,i saw a woman standing in the middle of my room,i smile and say"if you stand tired, you will leave"
so a lady couldn't have sneaked in or you couldn't have been hallucinating or witnessing mirages and illusions?
i know you wont believe me,but am telling you the truth, how do athiest explain this?
how can you tell you are saying the truth?... you didn't make any effort on your own to explain it but likely labelled it a "supernatural encounter"... undecided
And at the end of the day if you looked for explanations and found none...the honest thing to say is "i don't know"
What lead to temptation?
I don't exactly know what you mean by tempation in general but things we term bad are termed so because we perceive them as a risk to our well-being... if you desire to do that which is a risk to you it could either be for thrill,desperation or just being inquisitive about what it could feel or be like...
Can temptation lead to the existence of God? If God do not exist,dos that mean everything is permissable?
please take this notion cognitively;
laws,norms,and mores do not exist because a "god" does....they exist because of people....and people need to have a way with interacting with others that gives everyone no compromise of his/her own well-being....
I do not need magical transcendent beings to tell me chopping of somebody's head is bad....because I do not wish it projected on myself either and it has no value to the persons well-being....
i hate to do somthing,but i find myself doing it, how do you explain this? What type of force is this?
force? lol,no.. if you are addressing what you term "temptation" again....its already answered,if you are however talking about an addiction of some sort,then it is because you've formed a reward system for yourself based on the gain you obtain...
Just like a goat would still go to a place no matter the harm done to it(mind you,although you are not a goat....you are still an animal)

Soooo many question to ask, do you realy think you are living alone?how do you ev explain en dream?
yes I am living alone,and dreams aren't anything special.....dogs too have dreams..

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Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by Trailblazer1(m): 4:04pm On Nov 06, 2014
Seun:
Let's be nice and patient with each other. People are more likely to change their beliefs when they are treated with respect and patience.

Don't dodge me.
Wow!!! Seun, your so logical and rationally sound with your above conclusion.
However, your logic and rationality can never explain how a ritualist turns a human being into money. Can you explain that?

Your logic and rationality can never explain how witches turn to birds and fly (some at night and others in broad daylight). Can you explain that?

To people like you, I can only use evil to describe good. I can only use the devil to describe God to you.
Ask that babalawo close to your house in Ibadan, he will confirm the supremacy of God to you.
Though you are the son of Rev. Osewa, yet you have no light in you. You need to experience/encounter God to believe. Though the experience is rare. Seek for it, cos experience is the best teacher.
Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by MissTeaseMe(f): 4:10pm On Nov 06, 2014
davien:
hmmmm,this speaks volumes of you....
so a lady couldn't have sneaked in or you couldn't have been hallucinating or witnessing mirages and illusions?
how can you tell you are saying the truth?... you didn't make any effort on your own to explain it but likely labelled it a "supernatural encounter"... undecided
And at the end of the day if you looked for explanations and found none...the honest thing to say is "i don't know"
I don't exactly know what you mean by tempation in general but things we term bad are termed so because we perceive them as a risk to our well-being... if you desire to do that which is a risk to you it could either be for thrill,desperation or just being inquisitive about what it could feel or be like...
please take this notion cognitively;
laws,norms,and mores do not exist because a "god" does....they exist because of people....and people need to have a way with interacting with others that gives everyone no compromise of his/her own well-being....
I do not need magical transcendent beings to tell me chopping of somebody's head is bad....because I do not wish it projected on myself either and it has no value to the persons well-being....
force? lol,no.. if you are addressing what you term "temptation" again....its already answered,if you are however talking about an addiction of some sort,then it is because you've formed a reward system for yourself based on the gain you obtain...
Just like a goat would still go to a place no matter the harm done to it(mind you,although you are not a goat....you are still an animal)
yes I am living alone,and dreams aren't anything special.....dogs too have dreams..
How i wish believers cld present points as concise as this. We would have enjoyed these discussion more and even learn.

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Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by MissTeaseMe(f): 4:12pm On Nov 06, 2014
Trailblazer1:


Don't dodge me.
Wow!!! Seun, your so logical and rationally sound with your above conclusion.
However, your logic and rationality can never explain how a ritualist turns a human being into money. Can you explain that?

Your logic and rationality can never explain how witches turn to birds and fly (some at night and others in broad daylight). Can you explain that?

To people like you, I can only use evil to describe good. I can only use the devil to describe God to you.
Ask that babalawo close to your house in Ibadan, he will confirm the supremacy of God to you.
Though you are the son of Rev. Osewa, yet you have no light in you. You need to experience/encounter God to believe. Though the experience is rare. Seek for it, cos experience is the best teacher.
How many times do you want to post this or do you think he did not see it the first time. Pls dont spam this thread with this your post.
Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by Rilwayne001: 4:21pm On Nov 06, 2014
malvisguy212:
when i relocate to my new house, the first word i say is this"all the demon,get out from here,moses is here" at the middle of the night,i saw a woman standing in the middle of my room,i smile and say"if you stand tired, you will leave" i know you wont believe me,but am telling you the truth, how do athiest explain this? What lead to temptation? Can temptation lead to the existence of God? If God do not exist,dos that mean everything is permissable?i hate to do somthing,but i find myself doing it, how do you explain this? What type of force is this? Soooo many question to ask, do you realy think you are living alone?how do you even explain dream?

moses the comedian grin grin grin


LMAO!

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Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by Mescopaul(m): 5:39pm On Nov 06, 2014
My heart bleeds for these so-called atheists here. I always think that a wise man never takes chances in life. Here as a human, you've heard and read about the coming king, about the end of the world and what you're to do to escape from the impending doom. For a wise person its pointless to argue about or doubt its truism. Now you neglect the warnings and teaching because you think it's all false, but i ask myself and every wise person should also ask himself. "what if it turned out to be true, what if a God afterward do exist? What if actualy the end of the world really comes?". Why not believe, obey and serve this God, perhaps if it happens to be true, you wouldn't be a fool at last, on the contrary, if this happens not to exist, then you revert to your old belief. Either way you have absolutely nothing to loose (so to say) . This atheism practiced here is almost making me loathe Nairaland, i might sign out permanently if i'm pushed to the wall. ..i didn't follow this post, i just saw it among my followed topics.. Pls let's try and be wise thinkers, i'm nt saying any should abandon his belief. For instance i'm a christian, and according to some of you here, if at the long run it turns out that God doesn't exist i have nothing to loose, but if i neglect God now on the basis of atheism, then what if at the long run it now turns out that God realy do exist and that hell do exist, WHAT BECOMES OF ME THEN?? There's no wisdom there, and i call it FOOLISHNESS.
Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by davien(m): 7:41pm On Nov 06, 2014
Mescopaul:
My heart bleeds for these so-called atheists here.
whether you feel contempt or not.. it changes nothing
I always think that a wise man never takes chances in life.
yet,you take the chance of your religion over a thousand others undecided
Here as a human, you've heard and read about the coming king, about the end of the world and what you're to do to escape from the impending doom.
I,ve heard about the coming of many things...from xenu of the scientologists to the norse end of days,ragnorok...
Those claims and yours have several things in common....
They try to create the illusion that the common folk is flawed or broken and in need of transcendent judgement or repair....and then request you offer a myriad of things to the mediary men and women that act as translators for the deity/deities....and they all have insufficient evidences to support the claims...but all demand faith to be believed...if you can only believe anything by faith,you admit to it being unable to be believed on its own merits and qualities...
For a wise person its pointless to argue about or doubt its truism.
Going by your own sense of understanding or logic,why aren't you a polytheist? ...you doubt the faith based claims of other religions but still hold on to yours and yet you say a wise person does not argue or doubt the truism of "god"...so as a wise person....why do you doubt allah or thor?

Now you neglect the warnings and teaching because you think it's all false,
what you should understand about atheism is that we do not make a positive claim that "god" is false,otherwise we'd be the ones proving why the "god" claim is false....
I am still asking,if theistic claims scares you so much why aren't you a polytheist(believing many "gods" )...why aren't you afraid of greek hell tartarus or afraid of allahs own hell?
Is yours more believe-able or scarier?
but i ask myself and every wise person should also ask himself. "what if it turned out to be true, what if a God afterward do exist? What if actualy the end of the world really comes?".
Whats funny here is that you picked your "god" as the one in question...why not what if "gods and goddesses" are true? why if your "god" is true?
And if in some way what would be referred to in context as "a god" or a phenomena that may have had a conscious act in the creation of the universe if it indeed exists... that possibility tells you nothing about "hells" or "judgement" or anything about your existence....those notions and ideas arrive when you believe "sacred texts" on faith...
For all you know "god" could be the universe and we may just be part of its dendrons and nerves...out of countless others.
For all you know "god" could be the matrix if indeed we are living in one...
For all you know "god" could be the programmer,programmers,scientists,scientist,conscious entity or entities running or playing a universe-like simulation for reasons known to them/him/her/it alone.
For all you know you yourself may be "god" who is just as eternally living a life you dreamt up for yourself...when you die,you wake up and think up another dream.
For all you know "god" or what would be termed as one is actually a finite being that died and its carcass is the universe.
All these notions of what might be called a "god or gods" have little or no evidence to them,some are even more plausible than your "god" claims undecided
Why not believe, obey and serve this God, perhaps if it happens to be true, you wouldn't be a fool at last, on the contrary, if this happens not to exist, then you revert to your old belief.
I'm still asking why you don't obey many "gods" and religions following your logic... and how can you evaluate any other claim when you have chosen one as true already? That is the reason you can't evaluate anything outside your belief....because you've taken yours as true from the start...
Either way you have absolutely nothing to loose (so to say) .
hmmm lets see...if it is false what wrong have i caused?;
1. I helped spread a lie.
2. I used 10% of my earnings to promote a lie.
3. I lied to children...telling them they were born imperfect beings.
4. I wasted several useful hours of my life being in a church.
5. The time I could have spent cherishing life,I used it to promote a secluded afterlife.
6. The memories I should have cherished for my deceased relatives I spent trying to meet them in the great beyond.
7. The time I could have spent helping matters I offered a prayer instead,thinking an entity would take control.
8. Instead of embracing being human I spat and was remorseful of it.
9. Instead of embracing fellow humans I saw them as wicked beings in need of eternal torture.
10. Instead of helping to donate to scientific research that would help in understanding,I offered it to churches.
etc
This atheism practiced here is almost making me loathe Nairaland, i might sign out permanently if i'm pushed to the wall. ..i didn't follow this post, i just saw it among my followed topics..
Why not walk a mile in my shoes?
Everywhere I go in Nigeria there are theists... they knock on my doors and try to push their dogma to me, they disturb the public with sirens of their beliefs,they push their beliefs in schools and other sectors of the soceity..... they will push pamphlets to you and get offensive if you reject or discard it..
The society sees me as a stupid or unwise person(you included think this)......
How do you think I feel if the mere mention of disbelief gets me a sack letter,ridicule and open hostilities?
If you quit nairaland,you still have your theistic based society,what do I have to go to?
So you can't bear the 1% of outlets that atheists are in when you as a theist and with other theists have 99%? undecided

Pls let's try and be wise thinkers,
says one who swallows claims of a man walking on water and a talking donkey as 100% true without confirmation undecided
i'm nt saying any should abandon his belief.
okay..I don't have a belief.
For instance i'm a christian, and according to some of you here, if at the long run it turns out that God doesn't exist i have nothing to loose, but if i neglect God now on the basis of atheism, then what if at the long run it now turns out that God realy do exist and that hell do exist,
so you picked the possibility of the christian "god" and now rode on from there? from what i've said so far,alot of "ifs" are postulated... whether they are true is the point...
Again if the claims of eternal torture scares you why not believe all the claims,even your christian "god" has over 41,000 sub-denominations...is the one you picked more possible than the others?
WHAT BECOMES OF ME THEN??
what you believe becomes of you is what you project in your life,here you are calling people you know nothing about fo0ls because of a belief in a reward and punishment scheme used to police ancient communities..
There's no wisdom there, and i call it FOOLISHNESS.
Rivalled by "wisdom" to accept claims on faith and not from such claims being true or validated undecided

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Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by paulGrundy(m): 8:55pm On Nov 06, 2014
MissTeaseMe:

Pls just run from all the questions. Cos you have no answer. What concerns the questions i asked with knowing you. I am sure you travel to hell to deal with demons abi? grin

So you are feeling like a super star. I used to feel that way too. Dealing with satan and his agent with hot prayers over night.
You must be feeling fly.

Basic questions, you cldnt answer, you are bragging here.

Just go jare. Still waiting for better christain who get brain

This bible passage best describes your spiritual state:

2thessalonians 2: 11-13 KJV;

And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion,that they should believe a lie:

12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.


The belivers in this thread this one is for us: smiley

13 But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:

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Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by Nobody: 10:47pm On Nov 06, 2014
paulGrundy:


This bible passage best describes your spiritual state:

2thessalonians 2: 11-13 KJV;

And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion,that they should believe a lie:

12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.


The belivers in this thread this one is for us: smiley

13 But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:
begging the question

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Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by golddeejay(m): 10:58pm On Nov 06, 2014
paulGrundy:


This bible passage best describes your spiritual state:

2thessalonians 2: 11-13 KJV;

And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion,that they should believe a lie
wow...christians sure know how to paint the picture of their 'merciful' god. Just read ur post very well. He sent them delusion that they believe a lie so he can destroy them, abi? Even if am to believe in a god...it will not be a tyrant

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Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by paulGrundy(m): 11:02pm On Nov 06, 2014
golddeejay:
wow...christians sure know how to paint the picture of their 'merciful' god. Just read ur post very well. He sent them delusion that they believe a lie so he can destroy them, abi? Even if am to believe in a god...it will not be a tyrant

They refused to believe the truth, so God gave them more reasons to be deluded. That's precisely the reason why I rarely argue with atheists. smiley
Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by paulGrundy(m): 11:02pm On Nov 06, 2014
golddeejay:
wow...christians sure know how to paint the picture of their 'merciful' god. Just read ur post very well. He sent them delusion that they believe a lie so he can destroy them, abi? Even if am to believe in a god...it will not be a tyrant

They refused to believe the truth, so God gave them more reasons to deluded. That's precisely the reason why I rarely argue with atheists. smiley
Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by paulGrundy(m): 11:03pm On Nov 06, 2014
golddeejay:
wow...christians sure know how to paint the picture of their 'merciful' god. Just read ur post very well. He sent them delusion that they believe a lie so he can destroy them, abi? Even if am to believe in a god...it will not be a tyrant

They refused to believe the truth, so God gave them more reasons to be deluded. That's precisely the reason why I rarely argue with atheists. smiley
Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by HARDDON: 11:08pm On Nov 06, 2014
Seun:
I didn't create these videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1BzP1wr234

U didn't but u willingly propagate em huh?

What is the essence of this thread? To question d existence of God or to redicule the fact that God inhibits d praises of his people?
Is this thread about casting lot ? Between been a free thinker and having a mind molded on d ever living word of God?

Is it about measuring wisdom with the almighty or throwing stones at his throne?

What exactly is d essence?
Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by davien(m): 11:15pm On Nov 06, 2014
paulGrundy:


They refused to believe the truth, so God gave them more reasons to be deluded. That's precisely the reason why I rarely argue with atheists. smiley
I don't know how best to tell you this,the definition of a delusion does not fit an atheist;

" A delusion is a belief held with strong conviction despite superior
evidence to the contrary"


http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusion

You are the one that has a belief with strong conviction despite evidence to the contrary... so now ask yourself if really the belief you have is true and you believe it has no strong evidence to the contrary why are there different versions of the same beliefs and why do atheists still emerge from them? undecided

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Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by davien(m): 11:17pm On Nov 06, 2014
HARDDON:


U didn't but u willingly propagate em huh?

What is the essence of this thread? To question d existence of God or to redicule the fact that God inhibits d praises of his people?
Is this thread about casting lot ? Between been a free thinker and having a mind molded on d ever living word of God?

Is it about measuring wisdom with the almighty or throwing stones at his throne?

What exactly is d essence?
To share atheist comedic videos smiley

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Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by golddeejay(m): 11:21pm On Nov 06, 2014
paulGrundy:


They refused to believe the truth, so God gave them more reasons to be deluded. That's precisely the reason why I rarely argue with atheists. smiley
so he fueled their disbeliefs so he can fastforward their damnation...glad the devil is not blamed for dis. If that kind of god exist, then he/she/it is a a tyrant and nt merciful....this is one of the parts of the bible help me denounced that faith.

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Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by Seun(m): 11:29pm On Nov 06, 2014
Trailblazer1:
Wow!!! Seun, your so logical and rationally sound with your above conclusion. However, your logic and rationality can never explain how a ritualist turns a human being into money. Can you explain that?
Have you ever seen a human being turned into money? Can you describe what you saw exactly?

Your logic and rationality can never explain how witches turn to birds and fly (some at night and others in broad daylight). Can you explain that?
Have you ever seen a human being turning into a bird and flying? Can you describe what you saw exactly?

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Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by davien(m): 11:35pm On Nov 06, 2014
@seun,I see this thread being derailed from its intended purpose....
Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by davien(m): 12:18am On Nov 07, 2014
"The secret lives of atheists"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbfFAYn8bgc&itct=CAwQpDAYCCITCMv0-veN58ECFYJPqgodKLUALzIGcmVsbWZ1SMi-3dncqu62Iw%3D%3D&gl=NG&client=mv-google&hl=en-GB
Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by MissTeaseMe(f): 12:19am On Nov 07, 2014
davien:
@seun,I see this thread being derailed from its intended purpose....
Seconded
Lets get back on track. I have only watched 4 of the videos.
We've not even discussed their contents

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Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by davien(m): 12:22am On Nov 07, 2014
MissTeaseMe:

Seconded
Lets get back on track. I have only watched 4 of the videos.
We've not even discussed their contents
okay,which one should we begin with?
Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by davien(m): 12:27am On Nov 07, 2014
"creationist first time on the internet"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fhvmg9oiWU&itct=CB4QpDAYAiITCLjI3_-N58ECFYlkqgodT20A2DIGcmVsbWZ1SIfc8c-YoPHbLQ%3D%3D&gl=NG&client=mv-google&hl=en-GB
Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by davien(m): 12:31am On Nov 07, 2014

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Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by davien(m): 12:41am On Nov 07, 2014
"You send yourself to hell"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaJgLBoB_Pw&itct=CAwQpDAYCCITCOO_1-eS58ECFUQ4ywod4SkAcjIGcmVsbWZ1SPD9naefhcGgAw%3D%3D&client=mv-google&hl=en-GB&gl=NG
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Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by frank317: 6:53am On Nov 07, 2014
malvisguy212:
when i relocate to my new house, the first word i say is this"all the demon,get out from here,moses is here" at the middle of the night,i saw a woman standing in the middle of my room,i smile and say"if you stand tired, you will leave" i know you wont believe me,but am telling you the truth, how do athiest explain this? What lead to temptation? Can temptation lead to the existence of God? If God do not exist,dos that mean everything is permissable?i hate to do somthing,but i find myself doing it, how do you explain this? What type of force is this? Soooo many question to ask, do you realy think you are living alone?how do you even explain dream?

Why will u not see a strange woman when u have already concluded Moses was in ur room. Sorry but I am almost tempted to conclude u are really delusioned.

Moses in ur room!!! What shit are u smoking man?

So people heard God telling them to kidnap over 200 chicks... Do u believe him?

If u think the person was wrong, why wouldn't anyone think u are wrong?

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Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by malvisguy212: 7:45am On Nov 07, 2014
frank317:


Why will u not see a strange woman when u have already concluded Moses was in ur room. Sorry but I am almost tempted to conclude u are really delusioned.

Moses in ur room!!! What shit are u smoking man?

So people heard God telling them to kidnap over 200 chicks... Do u believe him?

If u think the person was wrong, why wouldn't anyone think u are wrong?
I AM MOSES.
Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by davien(m): 8:14am On Nov 07, 2014
malvisguy212:
I AM MOSES.
Okay,you can call yourself whatever you want....its a free country..but if you ask me,moses is a fabled man in jewish mythology....calling yourself a jew makes me see you as a semitic wannabe.. undecided
If you feel you want to be a jew....convert to one...instead of posing as one. smiley

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