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| Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeffizy(m): 8:54am On Nov 09, 2014 |
 Sitting with friends over some few bottles of pilsner at the mess. The topics shifted from work related issues to family and general talk.....Not until the bottles kicked into overdrive . A mate (naija) said in low voice and I quote "do you guys know there's a myth about having intercourse in a car?" Everyone was amused , but I wasn't because I've heard it before , although I find it ambiguous. There's a belief in some parts if naija that having sexual intercourse in your car will put your car in jeopardy as it will start developing faults which will be unexplained despite regular maintenance. I trouble shut the discussion due to the environment , but I wish to find out more.  18 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 8:58am On Nov 09, 2014 |
ok nice info  3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by BE811APP: 9:00am On Nov 09, 2014 |
Its just yarn... I know of two cars... It never had any faults till it was sold... Btwn... Where u drinking bear with ur friends at 8:54 am  ?49 Likes |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeffizy(m): 9:11am On Nov 09, 2014 |
^^^^^^ No. Different time zones, bro. 37 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeffizy(m): 9:18am On Nov 09, 2014 |
I've had few related experiences with 2 different cars way back. But I refuse to believe. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by RoyalRoy(m): 9:19am On Nov 09, 2014 |
BE811APP: Well done....Mr Fockery....Okare!!!! So can u tell us why the two cars were sold? Can you? ****  ***** 41 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 9:24am On Nov 09, 2014 |
| Sex in a bugatti.. 4 Likes |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by uboma(m): 9:43am On Nov 09, 2014 |
Another superticious belief... 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by saintvc(m): 9:52am On Nov 09, 2014 |
Car gives birth to bouncing baby tyre 62 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeffizy(m): 10:07am On Nov 09, 2014 |
There's a word in Yoruba language known as Òkùtà . It means bad luck. Information has it that having intercourse anywhere you are making money (office ,shop,stall) will bring dwindling fortune to such establishment. And my best toy, the automobile , has now been lumped into that category of sacred places not open to desecration 27 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by lonelydora: 10:38am On Nov 09, 2014 |
Even if I have sex in a car 4 times a day, as long as I do regular checks on it; it will never malfunction. Yeye superstition. 47 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:04am On Nov 09, 2014 |
Hmmm let me keep quiet first make unna talk finish. Cause my opinion no good o! 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 11:33am On Nov 09, 2014 |
Wait, the kinda topic that's churned out these days even shocks Seun CEO Nairaland.com. Soon we'll read that someone will type, "Mod, fp", "frontpage things", "frontpage" Lol. 13 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeffizy(m): 11:49am On Nov 09, 2014 |
@lomo, it is a vast site. Big enough for all, I tell you sincerely. It's success is based on what you called "all kinda topics". I'm awaiting your input , positive or negative. I'm a free minded man, I don't view anybody from a tiny microscope. 9 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by nurey(m): 11:49am On Nov 09, 2014 |
lomomike: Mods front page material , don't let us beg o 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:04pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
nurey: Lomomike oya apply quick! 2 Likes |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by chucky234(m): 12:31pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
GAZZUZZ:Apply ke LMAO |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by icemann(m): 12:52pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by farano(f): 4:38pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
OK lemme ask my honeypie 1 Like |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by scotcom: 5:02pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
God I don't know what to say,but there are lots of beliefs in certain quarters that am sure does not apply to other places,am sure those that manufacture the car does not give that as a condition that will make ones car misbehave.people in Australia does not say this,people in China,Japan and Europe I guess does not believe in this but is it a believe in Naija,may God help us 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by sultaan(m): 5:14pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
Now you know what happens to your car at a mechanics workshop. By the way how am I suppose to wash the new to me car? You get any better way? |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by itsmayiela(m): 12:10am On Nov 10, 2014 |
icemann: guy, do u know the meaning of the word 'dwindling'? 18 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by DaimlerBen(m): 1:54am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Maybe you don spoil suspension, axle &/or propeller with exceeding impact force. 8 Likes |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 1:54am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Why would anyone believe this? 1 Like |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 11:46am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Yes...this government sef Even if you are selling food stuff and engage in such amorous acts in your shop, sales would drop. 1 Like |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by holyboss: 11:46am On Nov 10, 2014 |
No idea  |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by ggrin(f): 11:46am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Yes yes yes I remember vividly when I did mine early this year,the fuel pump got spoilt E no funny @ ll,cos me and my guy travelled for a wedding at benin,we got there around 10pm on friday,we couldn't locate the bride aos so we decide to sleep over at hotel,we got to 5 diff hotels  , benin ppl I hail o,so we have no choice than to sleep inside carU no na cold con catch us conji too na bastad So the next day(sat) no so we start am,hin no gree start So he called of his friend,na that one carry us go wedding o33 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by yuzjet(m): 11:46am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Wetin? |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by rattlesnake(m): 11:46am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Only IFA can answer 2 Likes |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by bunmioguns(m): 11:46am On Nov 10, 2014 |
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| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by constance500: 11:47am On Nov 10, 2014 |
I'm coming 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by stalyf(m): 11:47am On Nov 10, 2014 |
My cousin always say so but I don't believe it. It's just fallacy of ignorance as far I concerned. 1 Like |
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