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Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Idowuogbo(f): 8:33pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
RoyalRoy:hmm..connections! Na so "I love you tok ya own" dey start.Sharp shooter,bado nki e. |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by princesstemi(f): 8:41pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
RoyalRoy:thank God for dat |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by edwife(f): 9:13pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
^^^ RR |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by damiso(f): 9:32pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Hallo my peoples.. |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Ybholy(m): 11:43pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Question: My girlfriend gave me a key to her place. Do I need to reciprocate? Yes, if you add it to your key ring. Her offer of that key may not seem like a big deal, but it’s as significant as dropping the L-bomb. She’s trusting you with full access to her personal space. So if you’re not ready for that milestone, then you need to do the risky thing here: Give her the key back and suggest—as gently as possible— that the two of you wait a bit before unlocking that door in your relationship. Question: She hasn’t climaxed the past four times we’ve had sex but insists everything is fine. Is she lying? Plenty of things, like stress and lack of sleep, can come between a woman and the Big O, Casanova. Take your ego out of it and focus on her: Light candles, play music, try new positions. You want her relaxed and aroused. Don’t say you want her to climax; show it. And quit keeping score. Question: My girlfriend’s into CrossFit, and now she’s nagging me to lose weight. Are we doomed if I don’t? Were you happy with your body before she went Jillian Michaels on you? Then own it—just like I owned my curves after an ex told me I had “thick thighs.” Otherwise, you’ll just wind up sweaty and resentful. It’s your choice, your body. If the pressure is too much, then kick her toned booty to the curb and find a girl you can grow old and chubby with. Just don’t mention her thighs, okay? Culled From : http://.com/2014/11/08/question-answer-accept-key-offer/ |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(m): 2:48am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Idowuogbo: Emi na n ki Baddo....no time to check time o!!! |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(m): 2:52am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by edwife(f): 9:23am On Nov 12, 2014 |
RoyalRoy: |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 9:37am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Good Morning everyone Long time no Coogar, my pommo enter villa o! The only thing that suffered casualty was one bottle of groundnut and my ipekere abi what is is called. Those long thin plantain chips |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 9:41am On Nov 12, 2014 |
chaircover: Madam, eyi ga o ! Ponmo all the way from naija! Maybe Asda will start stocking it soon |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 9:50am On Nov 12, 2014 |
naijababe: All the way from Bodija market to be precise Let ASDA start quickly jare, they already stock fish . . .na pommo and iru remain. Let me just go and hide this one in the recess of my deep freezer before my people come and "borrow" some Authentic Pommo na essential commodity in these parts. I even heard that they want to ban it in Naija sef Maybe I should be importing my own cows sef |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 9:51am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by edwife(f): 10:00am On Nov 12, 2014 |
chaircover: Good morning Cc and welcome back. Please I want my own share of the pommo before your neighbours take charge. |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 10:09am On Nov 12, 2014 |
edwife: £10 per piece Should I send you my account details? |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by edwife(f): 10:24am On Nov 12, 2014 |
chaircover: Cc I will make a good soup for you,including the pommo |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by damiso(f): 12:16pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Chaircover I be naija woman so make I price 5 for £10 nko.. |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 12:22pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by damiso(f): 12:25pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
naijababe: Loool I learnt alaroroism from the best my grandma. I used to pity meat sellers back then gosh but I am still good my grandma would have said 10 for the £10. |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 12:27pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
naijababe: Dont mind dami o! I be proper Ibadan woman and you dont want to try them in the market. So dont try me with your 5 for £10 pricing o! Kai, One abused me sotayyyyyyyyyy in oje market in Ibadan simply becasue I told her to please only sell me N10 worth of ata rodo pepper becasue N20 will be too hot for my stew. I was going to give her N20 o! but she was too angry to even process what I was saying Funny enough later another woman even gave me the pepper free when i was telling her that I only needed a few 1 Like |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 2:20pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
I don't know why Coogar hasn't reported chaircover to the British authorities yet. How can someone carry ponmo enter UK e Jo ni tori olohun? Thank your stars I don't live in the UK if not, I would have raided your freezer and confiscated all the ponmo and declared it as unwanted goods inside my okro soup. |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 4:14pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
jennykadry: Looool, that my freezer is the most important thing in my house I think I should even insure it sef Not only that o! I stopped at Lokoja and bought plenty plenty smoked cat fish . . . . Make una all come chop betta egusi soup |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by wonlasewonimi: 5:09pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
chaircover: Why are you stressing yourself? I can get everything at Rye lane. |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 5:17pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Hello |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 5:22pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
wonlasewonimi: i somewhat feel more comfortable knowing what I am buying . . besides the last time I was at rye lane one wicked witch gave me a parking ticket and I vowed nto go go back there again You fit cook ni? What are all your concibines doing You be real millenium man |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by wonlasewonimi: 5:43pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
chaircover: Is not ponmo? they are fresher than the ones in naija. Cos they are selling these ones for hard currency. Mo fe cook pani... when I go there I buy abodi, shaki, bokoto, Tongue, roundabout, smoked turkey, curry goat mix. If I cook for you, you go wan leave mr chaircover. |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 6:17pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Hi joor. Dnt mind dem, dey are busy talkin bout pommo dem no fit respond 2 your greeting iyabodeh: |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 6:17pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
wonlasewonimi: Onijekuje! Your belle must be bigger than 9 months pregnancy sef CC, you went to Lokoja to buy fish? Na golden wood dem take smoke am ? |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by wonlasewonimi: 6:24pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
naijababe: My 6-pack would make you drool. Ask sambarry |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by armyofone(m): 6:27pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Mistake. ... 1 Like |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 6:31pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
ShahzadNonso:I know better than to mind them. Esp when they are in the realm, whichever realm. |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 6:31pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
I'm now a pro in this kpomo biz. Especially d cowhead type. D thing dey cost here o. Imagine One day one day, I will do kpomo pepersoup. I feel better giving that to my family than chunk of red meat. It was not easy o. Either kpomo with chicken and or turkey with dry fish for my soups. I told them to buy asa for me yesterday from maidugri and they said its up to 50k a cartoon. See what BH has caused but I gat no choice. I don't joke with my dry fish. Left alone sef, no chicken or turkey. Only my fish. |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 6:32pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
armyofone: Is that so? Those MB peeps sha, dem sabi better food. Their yams are also to die for |
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