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Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by StealthyMe(m): 1:35pm On Nov 27, 2014

IbeereDotCom:
''Stealing is not corruption. What Nigerians call corruption is mere stealing'' - President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan #quoteoflife

Dear President grin

In other words,there is absolutely nothing wrong with mere stealing ehnn?

NOTED!

So who's up for some Aso Rock adventure? grin

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Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by olatunji390(m): 1:58pm On Nov 27, 2014

englishmart:

"You press men, you always say there are no
minerals in Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda
and the newly invented Sprite." - Barkin Zuwo

Is this real?

Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by paulsir: 2:10pm On Nov 27, 2014

GO AND DIE-ADAMS OSHIOMOLE

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Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by rajinet(m): 2:33pm On Nov 27, 2014

moscobabs:
PEJ quote on twitter on GEJ birthday

to be sincere is day are really number

Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by Chuksworld(m): 2:41pm On Nov 27, 2014

Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by 100Cents: 2:47pm On Nov 27, 2014

I no send any of them...

Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by snowhyt(f): 2:56pm On Nov 27, 2014

moscobabs:
PEJ quote on twitter on GEJ birthday

LWKMD

Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by kilokeys(m): 2:57pm On Nov 27, 2014

atiku's speech is the most irritating..

new atiku ko old atiku ni.

so d old atiku was too daft from 99 till 2007 to realise the needs of the common man?..

i cannot accept this.

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Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by Raphtop(m): 3:11pm On Nov 27, 2014

FRANCISEKE1:
OJUKWU is a hero but his manhood lives on.......Dame Jonathan

Hehehe i cnt fito laff abeg

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Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by radiant3(f): 3:15pm On Nov 27, 2014

My husband is the best couple in the world-PEJ

Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by idu1(m): 3:17pm On Nov 27, 2014

McboG:

o boy the tin dey make me laff..... Seriously.....

Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by themmydhayhor(m): 3:22pm On Nov 27, 2014

Pej

Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by laykhorn(m): 3:33pm On Nov 27, 2014

Ishilove:
"You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell
your Editors I said you're stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch
Reporter

"How will you tell me I don't have right to treasury of
Oyo State Government. The government I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010)

"We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook
to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009)

“I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan

Adedibu actually said that in 2005 when he impeached Ladoja.

Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by stagger: 3:38pm On Nov 27, 2014

olatunji390:

Is this real?

That was 1983, Sabo Barkin Zuwo as Governor of Kano State. Sadly the man died from a fall in his bathtub.

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Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by AnonymustME(m): 3:58pm On Nov 27, 2014

And who is this person with 'hands" that we should vote for........Buhari?
GEJ till there's a better option....right now I see none.

Jerry24kay:
* "President Jonathan has no hands in Rivers State crisis" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands in Edo State crisis" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands in Ekiti State crisis" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands in National Assembly crisis" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands in Nigeria Governors Forum crisis" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands in Stella Oduah cash - for - cars scandal" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands in the missing 20 billion dollars" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands in the stolen 2.6 trillion naira subsidy funds in 2011" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands in the security crisis in northern Nigeria" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands in the PDP crisis" - News * "President Jonathan has no hands in the pension funds scandal" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands....." - News
‪#‎WHERE‬ ARE HIS HANDS? WE NEED SOMEBODY WITH HANDS TO WORK AND SECURE NIGERIA! VOTE WISELY IN 2015! VOTE FOR SOMEONE WITH HANDS AND BRAINS!

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Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by englishmart(m): 4:12pm On Nov 27, 2014

olatunji390:

Is this real?

yeah.

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Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by jikanbage: 4:16pm On Nov 27, 2014

first October attack MEND are responsible no MEND are my people. .......Etuoke zoo keeper aka Jonathan[b]first October attack MEND are responsible no MEND are my people. .......Etuoke zoo keeper aka Jonathan[/b]first October attack MEND are responsible no MEND are my people. .......Etuoke zoo keeper aka Jonathan

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Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by iconize(m): 5:30pm On Nov 27, 2014

Gad!

Englishmart, your comment is really cracking me up. grin

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Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by PeaconMotors: 5:30pm On Nov 27, 2014

englishmart:

"On behalf of 20 million naira, I'll donate my
family" - Dame Patience Jonathan

Hilarious! grin

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Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by englishmart(m): 5:33pm On Nov 27, 2014

iconize:

Gad!

Englishmart, your comment is really cracking me up.

na our polithiefcians talk am o. cheesy

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Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by motherlode: 5:39pm On Nov 27, 2014

"What you guys are calling corruption is just common stealing" .......... President goodluck ebele jonathan undecided

Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by isacolukay(m): 5:56pm On Nov 27, 2014

jjwaterfalls:
Too long.
Some ar funny while some ar not.

Fine gal!

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Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by shizzleStar: 6:12pm On Nov 27, 2014

LWKMD

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Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by nwaobitex: 6:30pm On Nov 27, 2014

Lol

Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by iconize(m): 6:58pm On Nov 27, 2014

englishmart:
na our polithiefcians talk am o. : D

Lmao!

That governor that said his state has Cola and Fanta - has got virtually nothing up in his huge head.

PEJ's comments are not surprising. She's completely brain dead.

Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by Salahu2(m): 8:34pm On Nov 27, 2014

my husband is the best couple on earth. Patience Jonathan

Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by Tattooboy: 9:12pm On Nov 27, 2014

Philipmems:
am i suppose to read all these yeye and unquotable quotes

No. They are for Grown ups

Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by Tattooboy: 9:17pm On Nov 27, 2014

englishmart:

"I founded this school for the masses and the school
fees is 850,000 naira." - Atiku Abubakar

masses indeed

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Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by 9inches(m): 12:40am On Nov 28, 2014

"We have chased away the enemies who forced our people to do Igba nkwu nwanyi (traditional marriage) in Lagos" – Willie Obiano

Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by IbnuUche(m): 1:39am On Nov 28, 2014

englishmart:
[b]
"You press men, you always say there are no
minerals in Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda
and the newly invented Sprite." - Barkin Zuwo

"Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and
invest in Nigeria." - GEJ

"I will water your school and fire your school." -Orji Uzoh Kalu

"Nigerians, don't panic. Terrorist attack is
everywhere ... maybe it is our turn." - GEJ

"I founded this school for the masses and the school
fees is 850,000 naira." - Atiku Abubakar

"Until I see someone eating out of the gutters
before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umaru Dikko

"Telephone is not meant for the poor. " - David
Mark

"The worth of a child born and bred in Nigeria
cannot be compared to that in the United States."-
Yakubu Gowon

"School is not meant for the poor, only for the
rich." - Ikedi Ohakim

"At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing
too badly." - Diezeani Allison- Madueke

"Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria." - Olusegun Obasanjo

"The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny." - Mallam Isa Yaguda, Governor, Bauchi State

"On behalf of 20 million naira, I'll donate my
family" - Dame Patience Jonathan

"We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result." - Chris Uba

"I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment." - Dame Patience Jonathan
[/b]

you mean it?

Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by tuffgongjo(m): 7:17am On Nov 28, 2014

Ishilove:
"You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell
your Editors I said you're stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch
Reporter

"How will you tell me I don't have right to treasury of
Oyo State Government. The government I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010)

"We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook
to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009)

“I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan

Clueless Politician full Naija anyhow$hope bleaching master(akala)is no more using his Anklet,chief aristo.

Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by arobest10(m): 2:15pm On Nov 28, 2014

Bleep polithiefcians

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