I got these quotes by some highly placed individuals in government in the past and at present.

I kept wondering....

Nairalanders, please what is your observation about the comments of an average Nigerian Leader?

(1)..."we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria" ...Information Minister Labaran Maku.

(2).."you press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite"...Bakin Zuwo.

(3)..."Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria"...GEJ

(4)..." I will water your school and fire your school"..Orji Uzoh Kalu

(5) "Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn"...GEJ

(6).."I will rather kill myself than commit sucide"..Dame Jonathan

(7)..."I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is
850,000 naira"...Atiku Abubakar

("..until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe
there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umoru Dikko.

(9)..."Telephon­e is not meant for the poor"..David Mark

(10)..."The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States" -Yakubu Gowon

(11).."school is not meant for the poor, only for the rich"..Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim

(12).."At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly"..Diezean­i Madueke.

(13).."Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria"...Obas­anjo

(14)..."The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny"..Malla­m isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State.

(15).."On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family".. Dame Jonathan.

(16).."We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result"...Chris­ Uba

(17).."I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment"...Da­me Jonathan

(18)..."I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?"- Dame Jonathan.


Source: Nigeria Info Radio Lagos (99.3FM)

Kumba!

Naija we hail thee!

boko haram were once a children.
I blame the road safety for d plane crash

We have useless leaders. Can you imagine some of these atrocious quotes?

I still throway salute for Dame Patience...she sabi speaketh English


But thanks to sycophants on the politics section, we cant say the truth. There will always be a bottom-licker who will claim that you are just badmouthing the leaders because you are supporting the opposition party

I can't believe it that a whole information minister of Nigeria ll say "we thank the President for bring Facebook to Nigeria". Eww!!!
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Last Bullet: Patience has spoken so many incorrect sentences that even those she didn't say ll be mentioned.

Ok Dame don won

Funny

And last but not least, "If I say one thing, My Oga at the top.......dats all".

ZACHIE: moderators this is poor
very poor
they is a running thread before this stolen piece yet it did not hit FP

yes i saw that thread even though i refused to comment cos some of the quotes cannot br verified.

dame patience should go back to school and take an english class. This is pitiful.

Funny writes up,but na madam first lady own thrill me pass

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1: this post is a joke!
2: Dame Patience didn't say d suicide thingy!! It was a politician in South Africa or something..

See our so called leaders
*SMH*

Doz aren't quotes na @op.....,dem jst da misyarn,fat liers

the president did not eaten since morning. First lady on Fuel subsidy

Of the 18 quotes, 6 of them came from the Goodluck family. LOL

Nigerians lets hail our first family.

3 gbosa to them.

@op..........U TRY....NEXT

1st position goes to DAME P. JONATHAN, thumps up 4 our 1st lady 4 maintainin her position. Lollll

We built this gada?

I Need More

Lmao...Quote (13) Oh bee jay

[b][/b] I'm laughing like crazy, mehn I love the Dame

Oboy, LWKMH,

DAME PPATIENCE Is not frm earth, maybe she'z frm pluto. Or mercury.

@Gej.......may be its ur family's turn

@number 14.

When I heard this, I almost cursed the idiot. Its only in Nigeria that you have people who were dropped on their heads beome governors, and then utter such arrant nonsense.

He even had the guts to site his NYSC days in south western Nigeria, and then he denied it.

We all know that it is appointed for all men to die, but we didn't vote our leaders to help us quicken our exit from life with their stupid policies.