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Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by johnwizey: 10:53pm On Jun 05, 2013 |
erinlakatabu: Even though Ikemba Ojukwu is Dead, his manhood is still alive.ha ha ha.... ℓ̊ don die here o |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by kolamilan(m): 10:57pm On Jun 05, 2013 |
“I dey laugh !”, also 'Umoru are you alive?.” by obj |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by delors(m): 11:10pm On Jun 05, 2013 |
I thought I heard Madam Patience say '...MAY HIS MANHOOD LIVE FOREVER!' She deserves credit for such a philosophically powerful physiological quote...like a Nigerian Aristotle! |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by Nobody: 11:11pm On Jun 05, 2013 |
vandarsar: Or something? Thank u, now return the phone to uncle and go to bed!! 1 Like |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by Acidosis(m): 11:20pm On Jun 05, 2013 |
So this crappy thread targeted at the PDP and PDP suppporters hit the front page?? smh for Nigerians (very gullible homo sapiens) How come you didn't post the many errors of Tinubu, Oshiomole, Fashola? lol! I pity una lives!!! Whatever happens to Fashola's many lame quotes especially when its time to demolish people's properties (esp the less priviledge).. Whatever happens to his quotes about the beggars, poor.. "If you can not pay tax in Lagos, go back to your village!" - Fashola Only a gubernatorial arrogant goat would alter such a s¡lly statement in an arrogant way! 1 Like |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by olumidazz: 11:25pm On Jun 05, 2013 |
I will wobble and funble to the final- the clown was kicked out iat the preliminaries. |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by menaxe: 11:26pm On Jun 05, 2013 |
i de laff----obj |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by Nobody: 11:29pm On Jun 05, 2013 |
mko abiola: We built this gada?lwkmd! I remember dat too. Lol. But who said it?? Can't remember |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by shadelek(m): 11:32pm On Jun 05, 2013 |
aduje: I got these quotes by some highly placed individuals in government in the past and at present.(19)..,''My fellow Nigeria widow''- Dame Jonathan. |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by omenka(m): 11:37pm On Jun 05, 2013 |
"If I say I would contest now, people would start feeling one kind". Jonathan Goodluck. (2011 Presidential Media Chat) |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by shadelek(m): 11:53pm On Jun 05, 2013 |
naptu2: Julius Malema - "I would rather kill myself than commit suicide".I commend ur effort but it does nt sound as if this man really said this coz d movement of his mouth does nt correspond with the statement |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by Raypawer(m): 12:50am On Jun 06, 2013 |
jacobscros: dame patience should go back to school and take an english class. This is pitiful. You and our First lady who speak english pass? #This is pitiful# 1 Like |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by Nobody: 3:30am On Jun 06, 2013 |
I fear Bullet more than I fear ALLAH......Sani Abacha 1 Like |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by naptu2: 3:58am On Jun 06, 2013 |
shadelek: That's an audio recording of him making that statement (if you know his voice you'd know it's him) with a still picture of him. http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/216151-Julius-Malema-on-Gr-12-and-suicide http://m.facebook.com/pages/Id-rather-kill-myself-than-commit-suicide/127741037242411?id=127741037242411&_rdr I'm trying to find his famous "jump" video. |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by AroOkigbo(m): 5:48am On Jun 06, 2013 |
booqee: lwkmd! I remember dat too. Lol. But who said it?? Can't remember (late) General Adisa. |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by naptu2: 5:52am On Jun 06, 2013 |
Aro Okigbo: Aha! I knew it was either Adisa or Rasaki, but I wasn't sure which of them it was. |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by Mortiple(m): 6:52am On Jun 06, 2013 |
frederal: Hmmm...all these are trash. When I was child, I watered d school and fired d town" was attributed to one Igwe Odezuluigbo Nike(RIP), how come it now Kalu's quote. I dare d op to prove, by reliable source, where Kalu stated that.This quote was also attributed to Nnanna Ukaegbu, a politician from Imo State. During electioneering campaign in the 2nd Republic, he made promises to two communities both in Ngor Okpala LGA Imo State and his statement went thus "I will Fire Umuneke and Water Obiangwu"; meaning he would provide both communities with Electricity and Pipe Borne Water respectively. |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by carule(m): 7:00am On Jun 06, 2013 |
Naija we sabi fool each other upon all this those block headed are still our OGA AT THE TOP. CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING . this need to be on Sony Max's world dumbest leaders....... |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by Bluekapon(m): 7:08am On Jun 06, 2013 |
Now guys, did she really say those things or are we exaggerating a bit? |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by ignis: 7:10am On Jun 06, 2013 |
LWKMD @ 16 |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by lawrenceunaa: 7:13am On Jun 06, 2013 |
.."On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family".. Dame Jonathan. Madam 1st lady abeg na school road u go no be school soon u go donate ur p.parts |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by Shezzman: 7:39am On Jun 06, 2013 |
Seriosly,I dont want to believe Uzor Kalu's own..Gosh!..fire school!? |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by Nobody: 7:51am On Jun 06, 2013 |
" The Benin-Ore-Lagos road today, is in a state of anomie....It will be sardonic, it will be lugubrious, and a state of dishma-pishma if Parliament does raise money, to fix culpability, where culpability is" - Patrick Obahiagbon |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by tbushy: 8:15am On Jun 06, 2013 |
;DI just D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ laugh |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by Yusluv77(m): 8:18am On Jun 06, 2013 |
`°•.¸laff¸.•°`don `°•.¸make¸.•°` ` °•.¸me¸.•°`touch`°``°•.¸ma ¸.•° neighbour `°•.¸4¸.•°`breast ` °•.•I .¸don¸.•°`enta `°`wahala`°•.¸¸.See me see grammar o.. Lame Dame Patience Jonathan.. More grease to ur elbow jareee... |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by civilgun90(m): 8:28am On Jun 06, 2013 |
English no easy ooo, i cant fail english speaking, dats unpossible......... |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by Masiya(m): 8:35am On Jun 06, 2013 |
aduje: I got these quotes by some highly placed individuals in government in the past and at present. |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by COOLDUN: 8:39am On Jun 06, 2013 |
Gannyradical: Dame Jonathan once said this....."my husband is the best couples in the world" She said that Namadi Sambo and my husband is a best couples, |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by COOLDUN: 8:46am On Jun 06, 2013 |
Bluekapon: Now guys, did Dame Jonathan really said those things or as we exaggerating a bit? Are you asking question or contributing your own grammatical error too? you would have written, Did Dame Jonathan say those things or are we exaggerating a bit? And not what you just wrote here. |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by Lilimax(f): 8:49am On Jun 06, 2013 |
Ghostface_killa: I fear Bullet more than I fear ALLAH......Sani Abacha...at the end he was killed by the bullet but he still died . I fear GOD! |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by BabaTony: 8:54am On Jun 06, 2013 |
What is the website of the nscdc? The website of the nscsdc is www.nscdc.......thats all! If you don't like that ask my OGA AT THE TOP! - that too are from our leaders |
Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by obi123: 9:12am On Jun 06, 2013 |
cringe inducing |
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