Seems we got a lot of Account teachers already.am an accountant too o.I volunteer

INTRODUCTORY CLASS

Let me confess that I did not do Account in my JAMB, because I hated Accounting then. Throughout university, I still hated accounting and did not go near Accounting Department for borrowed courses in my four years of studying Economics in the university.

I however wrote ICAN ( the accounting professional exam) during my service year and qualified as a chartered accountant. I work as an accountant today. So my lecture will be more of practical.

There are two aspects of accounts - theory and calculations.

JAMB will want to give you more theory and less calculation because they know you have little time in the exam hall.

The calculations will also be simple because they won't want you to spend all your time on one question. So bear that in mind.

Wat is this amu seeing
Hoekay I offer to teach enzyme nomenclature

You guys wont go and read your books. Be deceiving yourselves...

am in for..lit..gov..crs..eng..nyc one

Hehe... I hope this will do the students good and not harm them . Nice idea and great development.
I think I like pathways which means the students must gain the admission first, best of luck to the students...

Jarus:
INTRODUCTORY CLASS

Let me confess that I did not do Account in my JAMB, because I hated Accounting then. Throughout university, I still hated accounting and did not go near Accounting Department for borrowed courses in my four years of studying Economics in the university.

I however wrote ICAN ( the accounting professional exam) during my service year and qualified as a chartered accountant. I work as an accountant today. So my lecture will be more of practical.

There are two aspects of accounts - theory and calculations.

JAMB will want to give you more theory and less calculation because they know you have little time in the exam hall.

The calculations will also be simple because they won't want you to spend all your time on one question. So bear that in mind.

please don't disarray this thread please don't teach here.

TOPIC 1 - Book Keeping vs Accounting

Book keeping is the recording of transactions as they occur.

Accounting is the systematic analysis, summarising, presentation and communication of financial or cost information to aid decision making. When it is financial information that is being processed, it is financial accounting, when it is cost information, it is called cost accounting. At JAMB level, focus will be more on financial accounting.

You don't need to cram, just digest and know the key words:

Key words

Book keeping: recording, transactions

Accounting: processing, sumarizing, classifying, communicating, information, decision making.

You may not find the definitions in the MCQ verbatim but these key words will guide you to know what the answer is.

Practical Learning Aid

When you enter a shop and buy a pen, you see the sales girl writing down the name and price of biro bought in a book, that is book keeping.

When the accountant comes in the evening and classifies the total value of items sold into sales ledger, and items left in the shop as stock, that is accounting (although low level accounting)

So anytime you enter the shop, take note of these.

holatin:
lol, everyone on nairaland now take wet weeds.
I am and was here

Lol
People who left high school and have probably lost touch years ago wanna teach too..

yo yo niccur is you tripping? who dafuq are those halfbaked punkass niggers you calling profs?

very good thread. OP thanx for d wonderful opportunity.I'll follow this thread til feb

since I'm schooling in france ...I think I can join this thread...

since I'm schooling in france ...I think I can join this thread...

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Things you should know first about coming jamb.
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Questions

1, What is Book keeping?

A, Keeping of books in the store
B, Recording of financial transactions
C, Classification of financial information
D, None of thee above

2, Accounting is not complete until?

A, Information is communicated to the user
B, Debit and credit occurs
C, The Manager signs the records
D, The shop keeper closes

3, Accounting is the first stage before book keeping

A, I don't know because I schooled in France
B, True
C, False
D, Partly

In our next class by the grace of God, I will be taking "source documents".

Lesson from morning till night? Is my eyes seeing double? Can still with physics

Microflux, sorry I didn't read the instruction. Will copy to the right thread when i'm mentioned.

I'm schooling in France...so l volunteer my self to teach French!






so how much are we talking about here

Jarus:
Microflux, sorry I didn't read the instruction. Will copy to the right thread when i'm mentioned.

thanks 4 d understanding. Soon. Lectures are 24/7

Jarus:
Questions

1, What is Book keeping?

A, Keeping of books in the store
B, Recording of financial transactions
C, Classification of financial information
D, None of thee above

2, Accounting is not complete until?

A, Information is communicated to the user
B, Debit and credit occurs
C, The Manager signs the records
D, The shop keeper closes

3, Accounting is the first stage before book keeping

A, I don't know because I schooled in France
B, True
C, False
D, Partly

1:A
2
3:A

Microflux:
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Prince...
You will make a first class, and you will shine
Mark my words.
Ire o!

UnknownT:
I would like to teach Highway Engineering

armed criminal aka gentle man on the highway

BiHung:


Prince...
You will make a first class, and you will shine
Mark my words.
Ire o!

thanks amen

ECONOMICS here

Would chip in if the 'Pay' is OK


Ma Opinion: Kids can't learn a thing here. They shud read their books.....lotta distractions here.

Btw, who be all those 100 level students wey OP dey call 'Professors'? OP is prolly high on wet weed

if i say i understand what is going on here i am lying but anyway thank god i will never write[i] jamb[/i] # i now school in togo france

i can help to teach you guys music/keyboard note, maths, geography!!

ALKARULEZ615:
ECONOMICS here

Would chip in if the 'Pay' is OK


Ma Opinion: Kids can't learn a thing here. They shud read their books.....lotta distractions here.

Btw, who be all those 100 level students wey OP dey call 'Professors'? OP is prolly high on wet weed

y cnt u just ofa encouraging words. Poor u o! Eop

Microflux:
[b]Good Evening guys! It's time we have finally come to the unvailing and launching of Nairaland Tutorial Centre Launching.
*opening prayer*.
We thank God for giving us a special gift which is today and making today a reality.
I hereby recognise the presence of our men and women of honours on the highly respectected hi gh table in persons of Mr. Seun Osewa,Mizmycoli,Fynestboi,Richiez, Olawalebabs.
Our invitees Laykorn, Jennimma , Naijaboiy, kelvingraphics. Also our superb, highly rated young professors (teachers) who have kindly promise to contribute their effort to the success of this tutorial centre. In persons of
Prof. Mizmycoli
Prof. Marthak
Prof. pickabeau1
Prof. raayah
Prof. LogoDwhiz
Prof. Jennimma
Prof. Goofyone
Prof. Naijaboiy
Prof. Nelsizzy
Prof. Jimmy101231.
Prof. Kuderrich
prof. Abumikey
prof. Dejt4u
prof. Adebayour26
* a loud ovation in the hall*.
We are so glad that nairaland will be contributing to the future of some youth. My dear guest if any of your friends writing jamb is not on Nairaland, enjoin them to hurry up and register. Even invite your enemies , the invite can make you friends *smiles*.
Our Mission : To produce students who can comfortably sit for Jamb and score high marks and also help them in their Pume.
Eventhough I know most of our guys in here will be in different viewing centres watching football matches *winks*
Please guests, this is just a platform for you to contribute to mankind and make nairaland a better place to live!. *claps*
The tutorial will kick start on the 26th of november 2014 and end on the 26th of feburary 2015. And there will be a m
ock test on the 27th of feburary,2015 a day before the exam day. No lectures on sunday's. Expect timetable so on.
KNOW YOUR TEACHERS.
¤ Mizmycoli - economics
¤ Marthak - english and literature.
¤ Pickabeau1 - account and chemistry.
¤ Raayah - Maths
¤ LogoDwhiz - Physics
¤ Kuderrich & Adebayour26 - Chemistry
¤ Microflux - Biology
¤ Jennimma - Government
¤ Naijaboiy- Literature
¤ Goofyone - Maths
¤ Nelsizzy - commerce
¤ Jimmy101231 - Yoruba
¤ Abumikey - Geography. God bless our amiable teachers and moderator.
*DJ scratch the disk, give us some musics*
*menu! Menu!! Menu!!!*
Thank you all for honouring our invitation. You are just the best of all. *closing prayer*
Lights out[/b] cc : obinoscopy. Front page please![b][/b]

for those at north Hausa I will be taking Hausa language

Microflux:
y cnt u just ofa encouraging words. Poor u o! Eop

I know u know this isn't gona work.

Prove me wrong:

Can u tackle Integration and Differentiation (Calculus) online?

Can u plot graphs here?

This is just 'mumuness' at its peak

@Jambites: face ur book ooooo......

ALKARULEZ615:
ECONOMICS here

Would chip in if the 'Pay' is OK


Ma Opinion: Kids can't learn a thing here. They shud read their books.....lotta distractions here.

Btw, who be all those 100 level students wey OP dey call 'Professors'? OP is prolly high on wet weed

Lolll yeye man.. @professor