onegig:
Our aunty said till next term before we start 3 x 1.

It is 2 x 1 that I can recite.

Begins Chorus
2 x 1=2
2 x 2= 6
2 x 3 = henn... hennn. ok Let me start again.....

That is soo wrong. Even 2 times table, you nor sabi. Come lemme tish you:

2 times 1 na 2
2 times 2 na 3
2 times 3 na 5
2 times 4 na 4

and so on and so on. But hey, this isn't a maths class na!

Double post

aisha2:


My dear sister, I cant explain it, my oxygen supply cut, at first hubby thought it was excitement till I startes chooking abnormally. Oya we rush go hospital, oga explain he said " she just started chooking " Doctor said just like that Oga say yes oh just like that. After I had been stabilised doctor warned us both to ease up " it wont run"

Diagnosis: acute airway obstruction secondary to mind blowing cunnilingual orgas*mic crisis.

coogar:
this has to be the biggest assembly of primary school staff ever.

i see many headmasters & plenty of headmistresses. where there's head, there's jennykadry & idowu

Haba....i'm taking notes on how to handle the mic na....abi you want em iPhone babes to collect my blokos?

EfemenaXY:


Lol!

One of your assignment questions from that book is to describe the lorry slow and steady in 200 words.

I don't think I can write such essay without replacing the original words with lewd words from this thread.

Belong...you see what you have caused now?

I no know wetin carry me come here sef . Now I would need holy water to wipe off the stuff I PIQUED in here from my eyes.


Going for a memory restore back to 4 hours ago.

jennykadry:
I can't...I just cant....the students in this class have all upped their game

How can I mark these papers without the help of a professional?

I was rooting for coogar but Bellong is leading by a mile...taryour shocked me...efemenaxy my partner in crime, that one is well known for her good work in the bedroom

Lol!

As long as I get an A* this time.

You need to change SirShymex's desk. He's giraffing

ileobatojo:


Diagnosis: acute airway obstruction secondary to mind blowing cunnilingual orgasmic crisis.

As evident by the patient choking on the invisible

SirShymex:

I like it soaked, with the twins caressed properly. And if the chic can deep throat the darn thing - it is a plus lol

Ah so you like it when a woman scratches the back of her throat with the ice cream?

Deep throat.ing involves taking a deep breath in and holding it while you deep throat and when you get to the maximum length, release your breath...this will cause the muscles at the back of your throat to clench tight and around the ice cream..watch the mans breathing for a peak change.........tell that to your girl sir

Idowuogbo:

Which testimony? Innocent moi no sabi shake body ooo

Why una no wan spice up this thread na. "common ladies show us what you've got"

onegig:
I don't think I can write such essay without replacing the original words with lewd words from this thread.

Belong...you see what you have caused now?

I don't wetin carry me come here sef . Now I would need holy water to wipe off the stuff I PIQUED in here from my eyes.


Going for a memory restore to 4 hours ago.

Hahaha!

Oya describe the concept of slow 'n steady...

ileobatojo:

Diagnosis: acute airway obstruction secondary to mind blowing cunnilingual orgas*mic crisis.

***Swoons!***

Jenny and Efe need Jesus...

The gods are not smiling, they need to be appeased...

miredia:
Absolutely, *** deadfish*** deadfish is like Tom Ford cologne to some

maybe you and yuncka need to buy feminine wash for the ladies you deal with.

Finally they've corrupted my innocent self

Diariss godu ooo

I'm on way to church now only to stumble upon this thread . Chai God will not be happy with the inevitable distraction I'm going to suffer in church today .

bellong:
Jenny and Efe need Jesus...

The gods are not smiling, they need to be appeased...

For your mind na you innocent pass.

jennykadry:


As evident by the patient choking

Prognosis: self limited

Patient status: stabilized.

Discharge instructions: sofry sofry next time.

jennykadry:



Ah so you like it when a woman scratches the back of her throat with the ice cream?

Deep throat.ing involves taking a deep breath in and holding it while you deep throat and when you get to the maximum length, release your breath...this will cause the muscles at the back of your throat to clench tight and around the ice cream..watch the mans breathing for a peak change.........tell that to your girl sir

That's a new one.

I've always been of the school of thought that it's easier to deep throat by completely relaxing your throat muscles as you slowly go down on him (to prevent gagging), till he's completely in you.

I'll need to try out this suggestion of yours...

bellong:
Jenny and Efe need Jesus...
The gods are not smiling, they need to be appeased...

Lol!

***Furiously scibbles more notes on her 2A exercise book...***

Jennykadry,you are slow this time around,ask questions now...

Sweeet baaby jesus!!

EfemenaXY:


Hahaha!

Oya describe the concept of slow 'n steady...





***Swoons!***

Lol!

EfemenaXY:


That's a new one.

I've always been of the school of thought that it's easier to deep throat by completely relaxing your throat muscles as you slowly go down on him (to prevent gagging), till he's completely in you.

I'll need to try out this suggestion of yours...



Lol!

***Furiously scibbles more notes on her 2A exercise book...***

Why are people with respiratory issues advised to do deep breathing exercise every so often? To expand the airway

jennykadry:


Well I am from Norway and my vajinity is still intact.

@bellong

How do you prefer the ice cream in your home? Extra cream abi chocolate flakes?

@ihedinobi2

Do you believe in cunni

Let me put it this way: I sort of am the apostle of cunni, among other interesting parts of the gospel. I thoroughly believe in a well-rounded gospel. A direct message is good sometimes, but a full package is always better except when you are in a hurry to get somewhere...like the office, say

And I advise that men address matters with their own mouths as much as possible. It helps with a lot of strategic issues.

EfemenaXY:




That is soo wrong. Even 2 times table, you nor sabi. Come lemme tish you:

2 times 1 na 2
2 times 2 na 3
2 times 3 na 5
2 times 4 na 4

and so on and so on. But hey, this isn't a maths class na!

Chai.... na so dem teach you abi?

Anyways I am off. Let me leave the married folks to discuss.

In the nearest future, I plan to start a parallel counselling for intending couples in my church.

Most of the pre-marital counselling in churches are mere religion that lack soul. They do fail to be realistic or practical so as not to look unholy. There should be meetings for men and women separately where these issues are addressed.

God is interested in every aspect of our lives and everything that needs a home to be peaceful need be addressed by the Pastor. Most women do cry in silence because their husbands are so rigid and stubborn to taking correction while some women have succeeded in pushing their husbands to the hands of those "red-eyed" ladies who can perform musical wonder with their microphones.

bellong:


She is the one the guy claimed is always angry unnecessarily. Experience over the years in studying couples show that when some women are angry and bitter without a reason, the man is not living up to expectation in that department. such women don't have the nerves to spread their tentacles outside and the only way to express their frustration is to throw tantrums.

When you deeply satisfy your woman in secret, she will give you peace in the open. It may not guarantee loyalty with some but it may buy the entire loyalty of others.

Have you not heard some Yoruba women will say, "they cannot allow anybody to pursue them away from their load" even if the man is a devil. The "load" in question is "WVD". When you see a married woman beaming with genuine smiles in the office early morning, the husband has done wonder overnight or early morning.

If your wife is still complaining about your deficiencies in this department, it is better you make a change before she becomes a musician for another man...

I believe women who actually have a very moderate sex appetite do not totally base their happiness on excellent sexual gymnastics. Off course they are happy after orgasm but it doesn't eliminate sadness completely reason I said temporary gratification. This excessive excitement is a phase, it diminishes over time, well for me though. I am not as excited about sex now like I was when I was younger. Happiness transcend sex for me and a few ladies I know. BTW the word non- performer is relative except off course a one minute man.

ileobatojo:


Diagnosis: acute airway obstruction secondary to mind blowing cunnilingual orgas*mic crisis.

You be doctor? How now?

edwife:
Jennykadry,you are slow this time around,ask questions now...

Ask gini? this one is not the class room of question and answer...my problem is with african men that refuse to go down on a woman...let all the men who don't like doing it come out .

ihedinobi2:

Let me put it this way: I sort of am the apostle of cunni, among other interesting parts of the gospel. I thoroughly believe in a well-rounded gospel. A direct message is good sometimes, but a full package is always better except when you are in a hurry to get somewhere...like the office, say

And I advise that men address matters with their own mouths as much as possible. It helps with a lot of strategic issues.

Are you saying that when a woman wants to start her trouble as per usual...the man should do the right thing by addressing the matters with his mouth?

If so, what time of the day is it okay to address the matters? some men only do it after she's just been out of a shower whilst others don't mind waking her up in the morning with it....you know that kind that leaves you asking your creator if he has come to take you home or not

miredia:
I believe women who actually have a very moderate sex appetite do not totally base their happiness on excellent sexual gymnastics. Off course they are happy after orgasm but it doesn't eliminate sadness completely reason I said temporary gratification. This excessive excitement is a phase, it diminishes over time, well for me though. I am not as excited about sex now like I was when I was younger. Happiness transcend sex for me and a few ladies I know. BTW the word non- performer is relative except off course a one minute man.

Of course, it is not the solution. However, if it is the foundation of the issue, it is wise to address it than saying happiness transcend sex.

cococandy:
I'm on way to church now only to stumble upon this thread . Chai God will not be happy with the inevitable distraction I'm going to suffer in church today .

Go to church and sin no more . Pray for us cunnilus lovers

jennykadry:


Go to church and sin no more . Pray for us cunnilus lovers

I'm not even listening to the preacher . Just reading up the juicy stuff here. This is so bad

miredia:
I believe women who actually have a very moderate sex appetite do not totally base their happiness on excellent sexual gymnastics. Off course they are happy after orgasm but it doesn't eliminate sadness completely reason I said temporary gratification. This excessive excitement is a phase, it diminishes over time, well for me though. I am not as excited about sex now like I was when I was younger. Happiness transcend sex for me and a few ladies I know. BTW the word non- performer is relative except off course a one minute man.

Most women who have moderate appetite have not been intimate with men who understand the female anatomy very well. I used to have such a friend until she met a congolese...I guess that's why I make reference to those people from time to time. Like she said.... he brought out the beast in her...

....now I am curious...Ihedinobi, bellong and co....how do you start the process of ice cream licking...it will be nice of yous to educate those who have no clue....those guests viewing this thread and wondering how to go about it without messing up