jennykadry:
Coogar help these people out with finger test....them need lectures abeg

@stillfire

If I catch you ehn ...all these shakara will soon end...it's your type that if Coogar handle will have one leg facing east germany and the other running away from hitler...screaming ''coooooooogaaaaaarrrrrrrr, cooooogarrrrrrr, then shallow breathis follow and the rest na chorus/cheering...coogar...coogar...coogar''

No wonder you young girls won't let coogar be....is he the only guy with good taste buds ni?

coogar:

it's not for the squeamish!
some look scary to be honest - as if a scud missile is about to fly out of it & hit you in the face. some look like pleated skirts too, too ruffled up you don't know the head nor tail.
the finger test is the precautionary test to tell the cünnilinguist whether the box is safe to eat or not. during the föreplay or second base(like you yanks like to call it), the male stylishly rubs his finger near the box & stylishly sniffs it(without letting the female know). if it's odourless then it's green light. if it's a horrible smell - then it's game over(no show). the female won't know why the guy refused to continue so no feelings would be hurt.

all4naija:
That is good to know. There are people like that though. But, it dangerous for those who aren't athletic in nature and can lead to TOFI.

This should be your size in a normal condition in the image below:

SirShymex:


Lol, that's a chubby mofo. Hey, you need to try this sometimes: when you're bored, just run to the park, and do 100 pull ups just for the sake of it. Maybe three times a week. That's what I do, when I'm not a gym routine.

Anyway, don't let us derail the thread - it's about about MouthAction.

Darn! I was just thinking about all the pu.ssy juice and the nasty stuffs that ooze out of that ish sometimes.

SirShymex:


6'2.5 and I should be about 210 lbs with no fat.

EfemenaXY:


You people with your colonial imperial units of measurement.

Abeg what's that in kg? Too lazy to look up conversion tables...

all4naija:
I might not be very athletic in nature but I do exercise routinely. At least 30-60 minutes for 5 times in a week.

jennykadry:


Bukatyne, are you a cheerful and selfless giver? are you a good samaritan who helps someone out without expecting anything in return just as the good book advised?

SirShymex:


What do you think about pu.ssy juice and the nasty stuffs that ooze out of the thing?

I can remember vividly that after I ate the box, I had wash my mouth and light up a cancer stick.

SirShymex:


95kg

SirShymex:


What do you think about pu.ssy juice and the nasty stuffs that ooze out of the thing?

I can remember vividly that after I ate the box, I had to wash my mouth and light up a cancer stick.

all4naija:
Not too bad. It's kinda salty to me! I don't smoke though.

EfemenaXY:

Your BMI is 26.6

Just into the overweight range. Increase your sessions at the gym Shymex...

Missy89:


That is not healthy.

It is hard to get any infection thru MouthAction but washing your mouth before and after increase the chances by over 80 percent. The gum would be softened by the brush and can create an opening. Use menthol gum or candy next time

Graviton2:




**takes out pen and paper**

SirShymex:


Nah, my GP said I'm perfect.

And I'm not fat - I don't even look that too big.

jennykadry:




Deep throat.ing involves taking a deep breath in and holding it while you deep throat and when you get to the maximum length, release your breath...this will cause the muscles at the back of your throat to clench tight and around the ice cream..watch the mans breathing for a peak change.........tell that to your girl sir

SirShymex:


Erm, ok.

So, how come you were acting like a novice when you're a pro in this game?

I don't trust military chics, man.

The silent ones are always the freakiest.

SirShymex:


Lmao @ salty esp. the clit, man. Then you have got the other thick white lubricant thing. God is great!

Do you let ya chic cum in ya mouth?

EfemenaXY:


BMI Categories:
Underweight = <18.5
Normal weight = 18.5–24.9
Overweight = 25–29.9
Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater

Missy89:


i only read about it.

jennykadry:
Coogar help these people out with finger test....them need lectures abeg

@stillfire

If I catch you ehn ...all these shakara will soon end...it's your type that if Coogar handle will have one leg facing east germany and the other running away from hitler ...screaming ''coooooooogaaaaaarrrrrrrr, cooooogarrrrrrr, then shallow breathis follow and the rest na chorus/cheering...coogar...coogar...coogar''

No wonder you young girls won't let coogar be....is he the only guy with good taste buds ni?

SirShymex:

Oh ok.
I'll just burn some calories then.
How about 195lbs/88kg - what's the BMI for that?

taryour:



I laff in spanish. Dey dia dey front holy holy, spira gym gym. Its true no be food but na badest fun.

You want to enjoy it more add irish cream to it. You go reash heaven return in 10 seconds.

SirShymex:


Oh ok.

I'll just burn some calories then.

How about 195lbs/88kg - what's the BMI for that?

all4naija:

Wow! Well, she is not here with me today. No, she wouldn't want to do that anyway! But it can happen suddenly in rare cases if the intensity of the pleasure takes the reasoning off her. I can't believe I saying all of these in a public forum. Wow! I am in deep sh*t!

EfemenaXY:


22.4

Normal weight.

coogar:


nah, you are perfectly fine!
if you are into sports, the normal BMI stuff doesn't apply to you. if you calculate BMI for rooney, falcao, mayweather or pacquaio, they are all in the obese category. weight isn't always fatty acids. sports people/athletes
have more muscles than fats.

SirShymex:

thanks.
Should achieve that in two weeks time and stay there.

kandiikane:

I see...

BABE3:

You beat me to it. BMI is a general guideline. It doesn't always apply to very active people.

Bruh, how do you plan on losing 15lbs in two weeks?

jennykadry:
Coogar I don't care how you teach Sirshymex and If you have to act like the chic and let him lick your yekini then do so...you might enjoy it and who knows, scream out in ecstasy......do what you must.....YOU MUST TEACH HIM HOW ITS DONE.

SirShymex:

Whenever it happens, just swallow it. Yuck!
I remember some nasty chic must have told me to eat her box when I was in colly, after beating it, with all kinds of stuffs on that shiit. And she didn't even shave the orchard.
I told her to fvck off and go su.ck her mum.
She hated me for that shiit, and we didn't talk for like two years until we met again at a rave, after colly.

BABE3:

You beat me to it. BMI is a general guideline. It doesn't always apply to very active/fit people.

Bruh, how do you plan on losing 15lbs in two weeks?

jennykadry:
Coogar I don't care how you teach Sirshymex and If you have to act like the chic and let him lick your yekini then do so...you might enjoy it and who knows, scream out in ecstasy. You might even be the type that swings both ways but have no idea.....do what you must.....YOU MUST TEACH HIM HOW ITS DONE.