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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obainojazz(m): 8:51pm On Dec 04, 2014
SDC2:
post what? and where?
ur name resemble Limerick...
I go vex..o
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obainojazz(m): 8:56pm On Dec 04, 2014
krone ..no vex..o.
someone once asked if we could put small diss in it...dats why I put it...and I asked today before I started scripting....
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 9:16pm On Dec 04, 2014
obainojazz:
krone ..no vex..o.
someone once asked if we could put small diss in it...dats why I put it...and I asked today before I started scripting....
Lol! Always check the set criteria
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:17pm On Dec 04, 2014
no wonder I don't battle on Facebook...the niggas there are so wack..

the dude been insulting me since Sunday ..and I told him let's brawl on Monday..he said he needed time to write his verse that we should drop on Thursday...I have even forgotten we battling today...I quickly composed in one hour 5 mins now for him..rushing...and lo and behold the dude brought one of the wackest sshit I have ever seen....
and they were hyping him on Rap genesis on fb--

here's his verse -- His name's Jabo Sulei ..totally ridiculous...I feel like I wasted my time stressing my brain and rushing to script...



Jabo Sulei
Humpty see, we get it, You had the Worst Kinda
1)
«Rot Life Wit A Lame Start»,
«But Why Pick A Name That»
`DABS A DAMN BONER`?/lol
Sonns, look at the swag on me Hehe, i
«Hit Out Trillions »
But I tell you folks, this`Jerkaholic` would only
«`Give Out Millions`»
AS A`SPERM DONOR`!!/
2)
«Be Shaming All Da Tricks Now»
«He Claiming On A Chick How»
HIS RHYME SET SEDUCED HER/^^
Bitch snitch! we don't allow `snakes in here`[hair] &
we bouta have
«Steam blown to Shreds»
as every1 grabs a pebble & have
«Him`Stoned To Death`» Like
HIS `EYES MET MEDUSAS`!!/
3)
«Moves Leaving All Very Damned»
«Tools Even More Heavy Than»
SOIL`DRILLS IN EM CARGOS`!!/
Man now all humble?^^ Tryna `rig`the votes,,Well
he's
«Left Ta Lay Da Plea»
Bleep pity, my`firey flow`
«`Set Ta Blaze Acey`» [Set Ablaze A sea] Like
`OIL SPILLS IN EM FAR COASTS`!!/
4)
«Bitch Go Lose Hope, Die»
«Its No News Yo,My »
JEWEL'S GIFT, EVERYONE'S SEEN IT!!/
So Bleep ya wack frestyles, ya`toast!`,
to be served,
«Best At Barbies Brunch»
and at those shows? `stealing` da
«`Next Mans Party Punch`»
Is da only way
YOU'LL`LIFT ANYONES SPIRIT`!!/
Games Over!!
“You haven't got the light to fight the shadows
Have you Pal??”
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obainojazz(m): 9:20pm On Dec 04, 2014
kr0ne:

Lol! Always check the set criteria
aiit Sir.... no s hit
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:21pm On Dec 04, 2014
jabo sulei's two rretarded sisters

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 9:22pm On Dec 04, 2014
Darkrebel:
no wonder I don't battle on Facebook...the niggas there are so wack..

the dude been insulting me since Sunday ..and I told him let's brawl on Monday..he said he needed time to write his verse that we should drop on Thursday...I have even forgotten we battling today...I quickly composed in one hour 5 mins now for him..rushing...and lo and behold the dude brought one of the wackest sshit I have ever seen....
and they were hyping him on Rap genesis on fb--

here's his verse -- His name's Jabo Sulei ..totally ridiculous...I feel like I wasted my time stressing my brain and rushing to script...



Jabo Sulei
Humpty see, we get it, You had the Worst Kinda
1)
«Rot Life Wit A Lame Start»,
«But Why Pick A Name That»
`DABS A DAMN BONER`?/lol
Sonns, look at the swag on me Hehe, i
«Hit Out Trillions »
But I tell you folks, this`Jerkaholic` would only
«`Give Out Millions`»
AS A`SPERM DONOR`!!/
2)
«Be Shaming All Da Tricks Now»
«He Claiming On A Chick How»
HIS RHYME SET SEDUCED HER/^^
Bitch snitch! we don't allow `snakes in here`[hair] &
we bouta have
«Steam blown to Shreds»
as every1 grabs a pebble & have
«Him`Stoned To Death`» Like
HIS `EYES MET MEDUSAS`!!/
3)
«Moves Leaving All Very Damned»
«Tools Even More Heavy Than»
SOIL`DRILLS IN EM CARGOS`!!/
Man now all humble?^^ Tryna `rig`the votes,,Well
he's
«Left Ta Lay Da Plea»
Bleep pity, my`firey flow`
«`Set Ta Blaze Acey`» [Set Ablaze A sea] Like
`OIL SPILLS IN EM FAR COASTS`!!/
4)
«Bitch Go Lose Hope, Die»
«Its No News Yo,My »
JEWEL'S GIFT, EVERYONE'S SEEN IT!!/
So Bleep ya wack frestyles, ya`toast!`,
to be served,
«Best At Barbies Brunch»
and at those shows? `stealing` da
«`Next Mans Party Punch`»
Is da only way
YOU'LL`LIFT ANYONES SPIRIT`!!/
Games Over!!
“You haven't got the light to fight the shadows
Have you Pal??”
On Facebook they consider u d0pe once u can do long multies grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:22pm On Dec 04, 2014
This is my rushed verse that took one hour 15 mins vs his that took 4 days...
please tell me the criteria he won...I repeat Facebook rappers are wack and hyped

mine vs Jabo sulei

Since jabo insists....in kicking raps with me/ i ll' go ''Scorpion'' on him...have him clamped with ease/ My four arms like 'Gorro'...will leave the tart deceased/when he's hacked with fists/
Then i ll' emerge "Subzero"....and bring the 'ice' in quick/ that ll' turn Jabo to "Frozen Food"......like Chicken Laps and Wings/

He might say Humpty Dumpty

Had rudely sat on walls/ and had fallen down bad...and had cracked his skull/ so i ll' let this rebuttal....reveal a fact to all/ that the cheesy name "Jabo"....is Yoruba for "Fall"/

In a tortuous way.....am ripping this earthworm/ when i damage his "Pinna"....and sing him a death song/
A shot to his "cerumen"....will cripple the twerp once/ and have his "Auditory" ruined.....while am spinning the damn guns/ ...fore' i send "Boys Brigade'...to start beating his "Ear Drums"/

We know Jabo's trash on beat.....

And spits crap on Acapella/ so with two bamboo sticks...am attacking this fella/ just to smack his medulla/ then "Rain" bullets on J....till he hides under "umbrella"/...like "Recharge card Sellers"/

And how's Jabo in wealth.....when he's asking for alms/ and if you go to his village.....you ll' see the fagg with his dad/ always planting in farms/
And they always plant Cocoa...with their two faggit hands/ and all around town ..they call them "Cocoa Masters"...like they hyping "DD- banj"/

So y'all tell Jabo....he can't surpass my shine/ with bearing or not...i ll' crack the bastard's spine/ snap his head towards 'East'....but if he tries to fight/ i ll' twist his neck "North West'....like "Kim Kardashian's child"/

Your garbage can't touch this/
And to your "Pregnant wife'...i ll' be savage and pop sshit/ when i drag her to 'Court'....all bandaged with cut wrists/ have her raped by the jury....and her ass shake on the judge's dick/ fore' i kick her uterus....till she loses your baby......"Miscarriage of Justice"!!/


Jabo's into 'milf'....and the brat is pathetic/ he dates "older women'...that re' in fact over thirty/  no young babe likes J...cos the lad is a septic/...so he bangs ''Sugar Mommies"....and he died "Diabetic"!!/

Look at the pics of his sisters....--

Are those ladies so sexy?/ they got clean hijabs...but never changing their undies/ am not hating you pundits/ but let's tell the truth.....they look like Eyo masquerades...that are taking a Selfie/

This is a freestyle......you handicapped from the tension/
To survive from it.....you need Divine intervention/  i got your mum and dad's skull...all hanged in my mansion/ with your uncle and cousins...your aunt and relations/
So Give me standing ovation/ cos the way i gathered his folks...you d' think its family Occasion/

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 9:23pm On Dec 04, 2014
You could remember when ii and Krone and Youngdanaval was saying this old sh1t? You're now a victim!!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:25pm On Dec 04, 2014
kr0ne:

On Facebook they consider u d0pe once u can do long multies grin grin

david pein and co were hyping him on Sunday..saying he would rip me..

I actually thought I would lose today...cos I totally forgot bout the brawl..and just scripted now...if you see the way I was rushing ...cos I wanted the battle off my neck..I didn't want any postponement .....only to see first class wackness
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 9:32pm On Dec 04, 2014
kr0ne:

On Facebook they consider u d0pe once u can do long multies grin grin
Rubbish environment!! Chuka vs Kas la Iϻ deyy pain me pass
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Heywhizzy(m): 9:52pm On Dec 04, 2014
I can't figure what elymax means by wishing. .I was spitting facts and d nigga say I dey wish
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 9:58pm On Dec 04, 2014
gottoboy:

Rubbish environment!! Chuka vs Kas la Iϻ deyy pain me pass
Kas or Karz? Karz and I used to be in the same Whatsapp group. He's more of an audio rapper
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 10:01pm On Dec 04, 2014
HHI grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 10:03pm On Dec 04, 2014
teddybiyasi:
HHI grin

which HHI you talking bout?

I was in something similar.. is it the one Dheal was admin?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 10:14pm On Dec 04, 2014
kr0ne:

Kas or Karz? Karz and I used to be in the same Whatsapp group. He's more of an audio rapper
Kas
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 10:16pm On Dec 04, 2014
Darkrebel:


which HHI you talking bout?

I was in something similar.. is it the one Dheal was admin?


I'm aware of that
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:19pm On Dec 04, 2014
kr0ne,
who's the best facebook textcee? how would he rank if we bring him here to battle one of our gladiators? we should be having inter-forum battles these days - y'all peops should set it up.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 10:20pm On Dec 04, 2014
Guykhena make ii tag you forr that thread? IϞ reference to our midweek bisness
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Guykhena(m): 10:27pm On Dec 04, 2014
gottoboy:
Guykhena make ii tag you forr that thread? IϞ reference to our midweek bisness

sure
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 10:37pm On Dec 04, 2014
Darkrebel:
no wonder I don't battle on Facebook...the niggas there are so wack..

the dude been insulting me since Sunday ..and I told him let's brawl on Monday..he said he needed time to write his verse that we should drop on Thursday...I have even forgotten we battling today...I quickly composed in one hour 5 mins now for him..rushing...and lo and behold the dude brought one of the wackest sshit I have ever seen....
and they were hyping him on Rap genesis on fb--

here's his verse -- His name's Jabo Sulei ..totally ridiculous...I feel like I wasted my time stressing my brain and rushing to script...



Jabo Sulei
Humpty see, we get it, You had the Worst Kinda
1)
«Rot Life Wit A Lame Start»,
«But Why Pick A Name That»
`DABS A DAMN BONER`?/lol
Sonns, look at the swag on me Hehe, i
«Hit Out Trillions »
But I tell you folks, this`Jerkaholic` would only
«`Give Out Millions`»
AS A`SPERM DONOR`!!/
2)
«Be Shaming All Da Tricks Now»
«He Claiming On A Chick How»
HIS RHYME SET SEDUCED HER/^^
Bitch snitch! we don't allow `snakes in here`[hair] &
we bouta have
«Steam blown to Shreds»
as every1 grabs a pebble & have
«Him`Stoned To Death`» Like
HIS `EYES MET MEDUSAS`!!/
3)
«Moves Leaving All Very Damned»
«Tools Even More Heavy Than»
SOIL`DRILLS IN EM CARGOS`!!/
Man now all humble?^^ Tryna `rig`the votes,,Well
he's
«Left Ta Lay Da Plea»
Bleep pity, my`firey flow`
«`Set Ta Blaze Acey`» [Set Ablaze A sea] Like
`OIL SPILLS IN EM FAR COASTS`!!/
4)
«Bitch Go Lose Hope, Die»
«Its No News Yo,My »
JEWEL'S GIFT, EVERYONE'S SEEN IT!!/
So Bleep ya wack frestyles, ya`toast!`,
to be served,
«Best At Barbies Brunch»
and at those shows? `stealing` da
«`Next Mans Party Punch`»
Is da only way
YOU'LL`LIFT ANYONES SPIRIT`!!/
Games Over!!
“You haven't got the light to fight the shadows
Have you Pal??”
Lololol. Good Lawd! Even a soft poet can script better than this. Lololol. A thing can be so wackly scribbled that it attains a form of perfection in wackness which is fun. Lol. Chineke!!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 10:41pm On Dec 04, 2014
teddybiyasi:



I'm aware of that

I asked a question.... is it the same HHI that Dheal is admin ?
.be straight forward for once
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 10:48pm On Dec 04, 2014
Guykhena:


sure
Searching

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 10:55pm On Dec 04, 2014
Darkrebel:
This is my rushed verse that took one hour 15 mins vs his that took 4 days...
please tell me the criteria he won...I repeat Facebook rappers are wack and hyped

mine vs Jabo sulei

Since jabo insists....in kicking raps with me/ i ll' go ''Scorpion'' on him...have him clamped with ease/ My four arms like 'Gorro'...will leave the tart deceased/when he's hacked with fists/
Then i ll' emerge "Subzero"....and bring the 'ice' in quick/ that ll' turn Jabo to "Frozen Food"......like Chicken Laps and Wings/

He might say Humpty Dumpty

Had rudely sat on walls/ and had fallen down bad...and had cracked his skull/ so i ll' let this rebuttal....reveal a fact to all/ that the cheesy name "Jabo"....is Yoruba for "Fall"/

In a tortuous way.....am ripping this earthworm/ when i damage his "Pinna"....and sing him a death song/
A shot to his "cerumen"....will cripple the twerp once/ and have his "Auditory" ruined.....while am spinning the damn guns/ ...fore' i send "Boys Brigade'...to start beating his "Ear Drums"/

We know Jabo's trash on beat.....

And spits crap on Acapella/ so with two bamboo sticks...am attacking this fella/ just to smack his medulla/ then "Rain" bullets on J....till he hides under "umbrella"/...like "Recharge card Sellers"/

And how's Jabo in wealth.....when he's asking for alms/ and if you go to his village.....you ll' see the fagg with his dad/ always planting in farms/
And they always plant Cocoa...with their two faggit hands/ and all around town ..they call them "Cocoa Masters"...like they hyping "DD- banj"/

So y'all tell Jabo....he can't surpass my shine/ with bearing or not...i ll' crack the bastard's spine/ snap his head towards 'East'....but if he tries to fight/ i ll' twist his neck "North West'....like "Kim Kardashian's child"/

Your garbage can't touch this/
And to your "Pregnant wife'...i ll' be savage and pop sshit/ when i drag her to 'Court'....all bandaged with cut wrists/ have her raped by the jury....and her ass shake on the judge's dick/ fore' i kick her uterus....till she loses your baby......"Miscarriage of Justice"!!/


Jabo's into 'milf'....and the brat is pathetic/ he dates "older women'...that re' in fact over thirty/  no young babe likes J...cos the lad is a septic/...so he bangs ''Sugar Mommies"....and he died "Diabetic"!!/

Look at the pics of his sisters....--

Are those ladies so sexy?/ they got clean hijabs...but never changing their undies/ am not hating you pundits/ but let's tell the truth.....they look like Eyo masquerades...that are taking a Selfie/

This is a freestyle......you handicapped from the tension/
To survive from it.....you need Divine intervention/  i got your mum and dad's skull...all hanged in my mansion/ with your uncle and cousins...your aunt and relations/
So Give me standing ovation/ cos the way i gathered his folks...you d' think its family Occasion/











give me link to the doc
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 10:58pm On Dec 04, 2014
coogar:
who's the best facebook textcee? how would he rank if we bring him here to battle one of our gladiators? we should be having inter-forum battles these days - y'all peops should set it up.
I second this
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 10:58pm On Dec 04, 2014
Darkrebel:


I asked a question.... is it the same HHI that Dheal is admin ?
.be straight forward for once

yup dheal
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by LooNat11kk: 1:51am On Dec 05, 2014
Smh, if you can't make it on facebook don't consider yourself as a versatile textcee

Cats like thunder,ice,joshua base, prekky,mikuz ruled facebook, came here and bossed it too

So seeing ya'll new faces talk shyt like this , makes me pissed

coogar:
kr0ne,
who's the best facebook textcee? how would he rank if we bring him here to battle one of our gladiators? we should be having inter-forum battles these days - y'all peops should set it up.

Why not go to facebook and see for yourself? Atleast they've been coming here, winning battles,partaking in our tourney, making a name for themselves on this soil

Why don't we come out of our shell and kick shyt with them on they own grounds?

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:00am On Dec 05, 2014
LooNat11kk:
Smh, if you can't make it on facebook don't consider yourself as a versatile textcee

Cats like thunder,ice,joshua base, prekky,mikuz ruled facebook, came here and bossed it too

So seeing ya'll new faces talk shyt like this , makes me pissed

Why not go to facebook and see for yourself? Atleast they've been coming here, winning battles,partaking in our tourney, making a name for themselves on this soil

Why don't we come out of our shell and kick shyt with them on they own grounds?

mikuz, thunder & ice ruled facebook?
it must be a forum of rëtards then if what you are saying is true. joshua base? are you aware none of these cats you mentioned script potent bars? abeg - if these ones are the best facebook can offer then i will pass.

mikuz wey teddy dey flog like pikin ruled facebook? cheesy grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by goshikid: 6:00am On Dec 05, 2014
coogar:


mikuz, thunder & ice ruled facebook?
it must be a forum of rëtards then if what you are saying is true. joshua base? are you aware none of these cats you mentioned script potent bars? abeg - if these ones are the best facebook can offer then i will pass.

mikuz wey teddy dey flog like pikin ruled facebook? cheesy grin
smh!!! i would like to see gosh1kid vs ink again... n0t all facebook guys are d.ope..guys like lumzy,bayski are pure wa.ck
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Iceskidd(m): 6:15am On Dec 05, 2014
Coogar, animentum wants to battle you. U gree?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 6:16am On Dec 05, 2014
coogar:
kr0ne,
who's the best facebook textcee? how would he rank if we bring him here to battle one of our gladiators? we should be having inter-forum battles these days - y'all peops should set it up.
U3, Siddoggg. I don't know the rest coz I'm not in RG but glads in Maestro and Phoenix still dey learn the ropes
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 6:19am On Dec 05, 2014
goshikid:
smh!!! i would like to see gosh1kid vs ink again... n0t all facebook guys are d.ope..guys like lumzy,bayski are pure wa.ck
Lumzy is not wack

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