60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We
mostly care about there personality. Though a
hot body is a plus
2) We are just as shy as you are about
relationships
3) Many of us don't let you see us cry, unless we
want you to comfort us
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if you are
interested. But we will later deny it or make it
into a joke
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot
or sexy. But not all of us
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and
skimpy cloths for you (unless it's REALLY
REALLY hot outside). So if you don't like what
we wear say something likely look really nice
today, but you know...I think I like you in jeans
better'
7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1)
because we want to share some form of gossip
with each other or get advice on something 2) B/
c we don't want to get caught by ourselves with
you because we won't know what to say and are
afraid we'll make a **** of ourselves
MOST girls spend about 15% of the time
thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of
guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys
to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of
the time TALKING about guys (even if someone
else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing
something else
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are
***** and only want to get into our pants until
you prove otherwise (and even then some small
part of us still thinks that)
10) Most girls are under the impression that guys
only want skinny 'hot' girls
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once
in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy
having you show us off to your friends, kind of
like, 'Hey, look at my hot ass girlfriend! Aren't
you jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing
but a trophy girl
12) Nicknames like "Babe, or darling" are safe to
call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess
or Angel". Some girls will take offense to this
thinking you are calling them to innocent or
incapable of taking care of themselves.
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has
ONE nickname that they just love to be called
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell you
that they like you, but won't come right out and
say" I like you" or "I love you". If you think they
like you, there is a good chance they do.
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley,
Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda
comes up you in the hall and asks "Do you like
Ashley?"
More often than not in this scenario Ashley
asked Brenda to ask you because she is to shy to
ask you herself. And even if she didn't the first
thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is
tell Ashley. Now you are thinking "WHAT!? NO!!
DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is
a good thing. Because there is a good chance she
already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will
now be looking at you in a different way, and
let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if
you already know they like you. So its safe. So
go ahead and tell Brenda that you like Ashley.
Take a chance.
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
17) Girls love to feel special, even though they
might not show it
18) Girls talk about everything with their girl
friends. So unless you tell us not to tell them
about something, they WILL know about it
within 3 days. And if you are the girl's
boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of
their conversation. And believe me, trash talking
takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god,
which you're not...
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.
20) Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by
the waist
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance
with them, even if he doesn't know how
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to
you, it means they're attracted to you, but are
afraid that they'll be showing too much
23) A kiss on the hand with the right timing can
be a REAL TURN-ON
24) Some girls can think about their crushes for
18+ hours straight. No exaggeration
25) When a guy says something really
sentimental, girls will remember it forever
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys
don't know what the hell just happened.
27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the
time. They just don't show it.
28) When a girl is upset and wants you to listen,
she wants you to listen. She doesn't need you to
fix it or tell her how to. She just wants you to
listen.
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if
you pull her close and tell her that everything is
going to be all right. And more likely than not, it
will endear them to you more than anything else.
30) Girls love it when guys say their name
31) Girls love confidence
32) When a girl cooks for you, you know you
mean a lot to her
33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they
flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony
34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much
as you enjoy listening.
35) Saying something sweet might get you off the
hook; doing something sweet will always get you
off the hook.
36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls
that want relationships.
37) No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is
a hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste
in women, because believe me WE do! its just
that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is
better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better.
So it makes things simple for us.
38) We are self-conscious by nature; we can't
help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or
emit other strange gases from your body, it is
not. Though we sometimes will tell you it is.
40) As far as you are concerned, we are
beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different,
unless you make it sound like a compliment
(even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty
yesterday when you wore -insert clothing/
accessory here-, I think you should wear that
more often"
41) Whatever you do, don't just show up at our
house unexpected or at least without ringing the
door bell...we run around in our underwear just
like you do. And no matter how much you would
like to see that, we will likely never talk to you
again
42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof,
but girls tell each other everything about
everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and
you will be dirt.
43) We want you to beware of every male
relative and all guy friends. All of them would
kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of
them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We
just don't want you to be too obvious.
44) We enjoy being kissed by you in front of
your friends. It makes us feel like you care a lot
about us.
45) You don't have PMS; so don't act like you
know what it's like. Don't try to
understand...believe me you never will.
46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps
looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off"
are appealing
47) We don't want you to say you love us if you
don't mean it
48) We love it when you make eye contact with
us while we talk.
49) Most girls are afraid of losing our
independence to guys (for some unknown
reason)
50) If you ask a girl out directly, more likely than
not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has
lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give
her the chance to get to know you better and get
to like you even more.
51) Most girls love it when guys ask them for
advice.
52) Girls like it when you tell us what you are
thinking, even if you don't understand it
yourself
53) After you've been dating for a while, realize
that we really have started to trust you. When
you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you
have a lot more responsibility, privilege and
control than you would think. Be careful with it,
most guys would kill for that kind of power, and
it can be lost in a nanosecond
54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive
and sensitive. However, this behavior can be
carried too far. You don't have to hang on our
every word or give in to our every whim. The
thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first
successful pick-up line. If you don't present us
with some minor challenges, we're likely to get
bored, or worse, feel that you're creepy and
obsessive.
55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns
underlying what your woman says she likes and
doesn't like. It would benefit you far more to try
and discern the nature of these than to repeat
everything she admits to enjoying until she no
longer does
56) Most men think the chase ends once they
have us, but truly it has only just began.You
must work even harder to keep us then you do
you earn us. We not some trophy you can
earn,put on a shelf and admire. You have to care
for us like the living human beings we are.(see
54)
57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP
ASKING!!!
58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement.
If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt
back.
59)The woman in your life needs to hear how
you feel about her, and often. Tell her now
60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful
any man will ever fully be able to understand
us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.

True but this dosent happen up here in france

61: Girls have breast

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Keep listing, someday you’ll round it up to 100, like on the 30th of December.

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but guy this is just a list if crappy issues...girls are more complicated than even a list of a thousand issues. Even Solomon in all his wisdom still got used.

nice list