Hm.

I don't want to do this, its a pure misadventure. I will try not to lie myself, but I am not looking for wife or friend, I've always been a recluse at one point and peoples person at other point. I love teaching adults whenever situations permit it. Not only that, I'm very immune to insult: I fought in the Nazi war, named operation Barbarossa, that a clue for you. Now, you can guess my age.

Since the end of the big war, I've been an impossible guy. Thank God I'm handsome, and the only thing I have going for me is my pink lips. At least, that was what my babe told me time and again. Love it or hate it, it is the way I look and I owe no one no apology. (Okay sorry, I'm not angry with you, play with my beard baby. ) I have a visitor.

I believe my good look is misleading people in my world to believe maybe I'm into women....that's what I think o, and don't expect me to tell you I'm not good looking. The last call I received just now, from where the last paragraph last believe I'm the most cute guy on the green planet. She's not alone.

"Ladi", says my pastor few months ago. "when are you working her through the aisles?" I was lost of words.

What can I say, I am a recluse? Not really, I have through attachment to mundane things whirl away good time and opportunities to settle down to marital bliss. Ajoke baby, I miss you; Yinka, you are the best, Endy, you said I am a heart-breaker. Joy, what separated us? Sola, goodbye. Part of it, "an earth shattering quest".

Forget about it, marriage is as important as any other important things that is central to your dream. That I have learn from Bolatito. If it is the daughter of the rich that you want to augment your income and net worth, you find them if you look for them. If you are tired go to social mediia, you will find someone to love, you can't always wait, time is counting, ahgg. Respect bola.

Take it or live it, I have nothing to loose. I don't believe settling down count for a thing until certain age and material needs are met. Oh, how wrong. That's what my friend is telling me this days. I am becoming changed as a result, and I will love to push the same ideal to a neighbour next door, and much more a relatively young fella on board.

The ideal age of marriage, my friend, should be between the age 25 to 35. Behind this time-frame, we are on our own. The body chemistry is blind to the pursuits paramount to your dream. It keep growing and the power of conception is on the brink with the modern lifestyle. So to whom shall the blame be when after late marriage, there is issue of delayed conception? Just have to factor in this sort of unforeseen contingencies.

I know a blissful couple on the age side with issue of conception, But thanks for something more mature than the kiddies' love. That hope kept the home till the miracle came the family way. You don't want to know how long they waited.I would, just as I had encouraged other except myself, say take your marital quest as important as any other important quest dear to your soul.

Believe me or not at your own risk.

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The lie that babes tell guys are:

you know I love you?
That is phantom love.

Another one like it is,
"you will meet my parent when the time comes":
that, na shakara.

I've tried, I don't speak for immorality.
Though I am humorous.

The way people bother themselves about irrelevant things these days eh.

Wtf are you saying?

braine:
The way people bother themselves about irrelevant things these days eh.

Honestly, I feel like giving the op a e-slap

Love does not exist except in fairy tales.
The earlier you find a place for this one in your imaginations, the better. But then
there is something more rapturous than
your crush~fever and heartache tagged
love: the fulfilment that comes with having
a dream family, where love is not one sided
and traumatic. Only at this stage can you cherish the bliss of soul tie. But strange enough, it is not those
professing love on the streets that usually
come this far. Okay, we love whom we
love, we marry whom we marry. Happy
married life to my crush/love.

brito:




Honestly, I feel like giving the op a e-slap

nairaland really needs that feature

feran14:

nairaland really needs that feature

yea, to slap people like the op

brito:




Honestly, I feel like giving the op a e-slap

brito:




Honestly, I feel like giving the op a e-slap

Na so you go they beat me abi? you will kill me today.

What the heck is 2prexios yapping about?

Topic and text no match.

Zeemor, did I make sense with the post? To lie is human, but to tell the truth is divine.

Imagine! he wrote that twice and I still cant make any sense out of it..

That shit you smoke is really good tho!

What is this one saying?

This is just nothing but pure BullCrapSh!t!!

2prexios:
Zeemor, did I make sense with the post? To lie is human, but to tell the truth is divine.

No, you didn't
Maybe you should go back to bed

2prexios:
My babe told me she love that my mouth some years back. Another one with the most beautiful lips I've come across said I have such a nice lips wow, and this year, my pastor said 'Ladi, Are you a playboy, tell me why you are not walking her through the aisle yet?' I'm so sorry sir, its complicated. When it is time to settle down, pink lips or good look will not count, it may even make you such a vain, so chosey and get you the trouble of the most complicated dating life at which you keep chosing bitches. I am good looking, yes I know. But that's my alter ego. So, I see good beauty in everyone. Shumuel, what about the diamonds? Imagine fixing it on those pink lips background of yours! O Jigbijigbi...

Silencio por favor!!!!

Believe me fam, I read dis over and over and over... But I still don't understand a word he was trying to say. I need help here!

@op, abeg tell yr papa mak he go collect yr tuition from yr principal, rector and/or VC, coz seriously this all is total balderdash...

Sanguine:
This is just nothing but pure BullCrapSh!t!!

Are you really a sanguine ?

This Op is the type that answer nigerian problems with Portuguese solutions ...we call it "mind playing Marcopolo"

Space

2prexios:
;DNa so you go they beat me abi? you will kill me today.

No be me and you

why did you all descended on my handsome thread and kill it?

Is it because I confess my handsomeness? God will judge you all.




you people have been jealousying me since 1890

If I make mistake, count you correct me?

Maamin:
This Op is the type that answer nigerian problems with Portuguese solutions ...we call it "mind playing Marcopolo"

Gog will judge you o mummy.

RealAlfranco:
Believe me fam, I read dis over and over and over... But I still don't understand a word he was trying to say. I need help here!

because of you only I will retrype the posting

Zeemoor:

No, you didn't
Maybe you should go back to bed

Gosh, dead on arrival, I will retry.

2prexios:
My babe told me she love that my mouth some years back. Another one with the most beautiful lips I've come across said I have such a nice lips wow, and this year, my pastor said 'Ladi, Are you a playboy, tell me why you are not walking her through the aisle yet?' I'm so sorry sir, its complicated. When it is time to settle down, pink lips or good look will not count, it may even make you such a vain, so chosey and get you the trouble of the most complicated dating life at which you keep chosing bitches. I am good looking, yes I know. But that's my alter ego. So, I see good beauty in everyone. Shumuel, what about the diamonds? Imagine fixing it on those pink lips background of yours! O Jigbijigbi...

you wicked

lilmaxfidel:
you wicked

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Go and read the latest, na gbege.

2prexios:


You are my only pearl..............
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Go and read the latest, na gbege.

brito:




No be me and you

YOU DONT KNEW WHO I BE DAZ Y.