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My Lovemaking Uncle
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My uncle's wife, who was becoming frustrated with her husband's constant demands for sex decided to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage. While getting ready for work, she wrote on a piece of paper,
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/my-lovemaking-uncle.html?m=1

How I Used 200 Naira To Eat In A Five Star Hotel In Abuja
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I was living in Abuja then. That day I had only 200 Naira in my pocket and I was very hungry. I left my house that morning and went to the most expensive hotel in the city, Transcorp Hilton Hotel.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/how-i-used-200-naira-to-eat-in-five.html?m=1

Beautiful Girl With A Smell
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I was in a bus with an old man and a beautiful girl sat close to him. I wanted to light my cigarette. What is wrong with you young man, why would you light a cigarette in this bus? Do you want to kill this beautiful girl?
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/beautiful-girl-with-smell.html?m=1

A Father Without Liver
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My father was riding his old rickety bicycle when a keke napep (tricycle) driver ran into him. He did not sustain any injury yet he insisted he must be taken to the hospital, so the driver took him to the hospital and he was admitted into ward 5. The driver paid all the bills and provided him with food; Salad, goat meat, rice, chicken, lots of fruits etc. I heard about these and decided to go and stay with him in the hospital for sometime. We enjoyed ourselves all through that day. The next morning, there was a cry.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/a-father-without-liver.html?m=1

When Nothing Matters
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My bros was having an argument with his wife and she called him a fool. He got angry and insisted he cannot be called a fool by a woman, not even his wife. She must therefore leave his house.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/when-nothing-matters.html?m=1

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The Day Animals Came To A Church In Warri
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I was heading to church today sunday with five goats, two dogs and ten chickens. I met Frekens my friend on the way who was also going to church with dogs, cat, chickens, goats and pigs. At the entrance of the church, the Ushers stopped us. What are these for? They asked.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/the-day-animals-came-to-church-in-warri.html?m=1

MTN Has Done It Again
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I am angry, how can I ever forgive MTN? How can I ever forget how MTN just planned and duped me of my hard earned 100 Naira. I was about sleeping last night and got a text from MTN that reads;
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/mtn-has-done-it-again.html?m=1

Why You Should Never Be Late To Anywhere I Am Writing From Experience
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Our Reverend father was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in our community's parish. The house of assembly member, Honourable Ojobo, representing our constituency was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was late, so Reverend father Mudi decided to say his own few words while we waited.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/why-you-should-never-be-late-to.html?m=1

How Police Were Scared Of Ebola When It Was In Nigeria
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A Policeman stopped a man at a checkpoint; Hey, Mr Man, park there, park, I say park! Officer, good morning! The man said. What is good about the morning? The police asked. Officer please, I am not well. You are stupid, how does that concern me? The police shouted.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/how-police-were-scared-of-ebola-when-it.html?m=1

Medical Doctor Goes Back To Medical School To Start All Over Again Cause Of This
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My father was in the hospital last friday for check up. The doctor asked; Do you do exercises daily for good health? He replied,
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/medical-doctor-goes-back-to-medical.html?m=1

People Are Insulting My New Born Baby
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My wife told me she was trying to get into a bus with the baby this afternoon. The bus driver said, The baby is the ugliest baby he has ever seen in his entire life. She managed to get inside the bus and sat down, angry.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/people-are-insulting-my-new-born-baby.html?m=1

Evil Comedian Episode 25
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It was six months since the passing away of Perpetual into the next world, Ofego was yet to name the child she left for him. She had demanded his life by asking him to name the child Tinfelo. How could he? The name is part of his enemy's name. He decided for all these to wave off, the child will not be named, he will just call him Heys!
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/evil-comedian-episode-25.html?m=1

The Little Witch
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A little girl farted in my class and I got upset and threw her out. She went and sat outside the class, and couldn't stop laughing.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/the-little-witch.html?m=1

My Uncle Wanted To Kill His Son Instead Of Christmas Chicken
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My Uncle and his family went to the village last Christmas to celebrate it. On the day of Christmas he asked his son to bring one fat chicken and a knife to kill the chicken.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/my-uncle-wanted-to-kill-his-son-instead.html?m=1

Evil Comedian Episode 26
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No, we are not, we will fast and pray and that which you dreamt will not happen. Pastor Deliverance Deliverance said. Pastor, let's just kill him and end this! Ofego suggested. You mean we should kill your son? Pastor Deliverance Deliverance asked in shock. Which son? Pastor this is not my son, this is my brother coming back to hunt me.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/evil-comedian-episode-26.html?m=1

Wickedness Of Man
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I was driving through a lonely road around Benin axis, when suddenly, my car started overheating, I stopped, came down, and it caught fire. I started screaming and crying for help.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/wickedness-of-man.html?m=1

Christmas Hullabaloo Episode 3
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I'm not going, come and drag me. Jessie said, and walked away. Okay! Ofego said, while Mummy stared. Later in the day, Ofego was outside with his friend Toothpick who came visiting. He was named Toothpick cause when he was born the only food in their house was toothpick and everybody used it to drive away hunger. Ofego, how is the Christmas going to be na? He asked.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/christmas-hullabaloo-episode-3.html?m=1

Is This Madness Or Another Thing
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A Neighbour who was seen to be mad was taken to Yaba Left Psychiatric Hospital. At night, he decided to run away from the psychiatric hospital.
http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/is-this-madness-or-another-thing.html?m=1

Why You Shouldn't Shit In A Public Toilet Again In Nigeria What Happened To Me
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I was passing by the market yesterday, and suddenly felt the urge to shit. I entered a public toilet, and pulled my clothes and started doing my thing calmly and relaxed.
http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/why-you-shouldnt-shit-in-public-toilet.html?m=1

My Wife Had Been Doing This While I Was Outside Playing Away Game
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I visited my girlfriend. She requested I should shave my beard. My wife loves this beard, I cannot do it, she will kill me! I explained. Oh please, she said, and asked again,
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/my-wife-had-been-doing-this-while-i-was.html?m=1

Evil Comedian Episode 27
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Tinfelo! Mrs Deliverance Deliverance called with the loudest scream from the sitting room. Yes, I'm coming ma. Tinfelo replied from his bedroom. He came. Ma, I'm here, did you call me? He asked. No, she said, I announced you, nonsense, you answered me early but it took you long to come why? She asked. I was busy! He replied. You are no longer busy? She asked. Yes ma. He said. Now get back to being busy, go and wash those dirty plates littering in the kitchen with immediate effect. She commanded. Tinfelo stood staring at her.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/evil-comedian-episode-27.html?m=1

My Father Has Not Met Disgrace In His Life For Him To Ask This
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My father was baptised. Pastor asked him to choose any christian name. He replied, I would be much glad to be called Grace.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/my-father-has-not-met-disgrace-in-his.html?m=1

Instead Of A Story Book How I Borrowed A Strange Book From The Library
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After one week, I went to the library, to the front desk, and complained, I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible. The Librarian asked, What was wrong with it?
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/instead-of-story-book-how-i-borrowed.html?m=1

Blind Nigerian Man Falls Into Toilet In London
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A blind man of Nigerian heritage was visiting London for the first time. When he got on the plane, he felt the seats and said; Wow, these seats are big! The person sitting near him said, My friend, everything is big in London.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/blind-nigerian-man-falls-into-toilet-in.html?m=1

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Christmas Hullabaloo Episode 4
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What are you doing here? How did you find us? Where is Ofego? Toothpick asked. I'm here! Ofego came out of hiding. What is this little witch doing here? He asked. That's what I'm asking her o. Toothpick said. I followed you people! Oreva baby said. Let's go, let's go, their native doctor father is coming with his juju.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/christmas-hullabaloo-episode-4.html?m=1

What My Three Years Old Son Said To Me
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My three years old son who just started school came back from his first day in school and I asked him, What did you do in school today? He shrugged his shoulders and said,
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/what-my-three-years-old-son-said-to-me.html?m=1