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People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 2:58pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
oh! you just paid your landlord(did i hear somebody greet u congratulations?) and you will be moving in soon. well be prepared to meet these kind of people............ ** THE AMEBOS---> hmmm "soboleyoke" highservice" sekeshaajo" tatanfo" you will definetely meet this kind of ppl in a "face me i face u" they will alws want to know all what is happening in the compound either good or bad and they will alws be the one to spread false n tru rumours **THE WATCHER----> if i say watcher i dont mean security o, these kind of ppl will alws like to monitor your movement they will be the first to know weda u drank garri at night because dey will alws know its long u cooked. you go dey hear "bros na canteen u dey eat dis days?" . **OVERTIME TOILETER/BAFFER----> YOU== bros abeg do quick na ur co-tenant== wetin na? no be now i enter. (and he has been in the toilet since morning) **THE RICH TENANT---->[/b]this kind of people, you will not know the reason why they cant go and take a flat because they are rich and have car even while the landlord dont have okada. he will alws be the one to charge the whole compound phone when light is off and there generator will work overnight and u will be like pls God let this man fuel finish or make nepa bring light because the noice is just too much and your room is next to his room. [b]**THE PRETENDERS----> these group of ppl you will never know there way because dey pretend to be rich while dey are not, you will see them dress up in the money like somebody going to the office but na carpenter my guy man dey do. they will want to impress there co tenant that dey are not in the same class but just ask them "why are u here?" abi u dont know the road to lekki/Ajah? ![]() ![]() **THE OLDEST TENANT---> hmmmm!!! he/she knows all the history of the house and all records of both present and past tenants , so dont just cross ur bandary if you dont want to hear the history of your life. **THE REVEREND SISTERS---> oh! sister nkechi and sister nkiru, when dey were suppossed to get married, they are waiting for rich guys with Murano jeepsm duplex houses and huge bank accounts but the lucky guy didnt came now they are above 40. there prayers will alws wake u up early morning. ![]() **THE GOOD SAMARITAN--> love your neighbour as u love urself. you will alws meet new and different ppl in his/her room and when the landlord ask u will hear "na my father brother o" little by little dey will be 15 in one single room and the co tenant will stART fighting with them that dey must be paying extra money to pack the suckerway lolz. ![]() ![]() poverty is not good my fellow ppl, may God open a bigger way for us all. add yours if u remember any 90 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by dyadeleye(m): 3:05pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
Hahahahaha, guy you are so on point.... If this doesn't make FP, sue me bro. Hold on, make I holla my lawyer. 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by dazzle5: 3:06pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
Lol, Life can never be boring 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 3:07pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
hahaha ![]() modified : aspirebig really completed my list so he shows he truely live a face me I face u compound so here his is comments : I will add the following: 1. Wicked Landlord'... The landlord is the owner of the house,he packed erosion sand from gutters during the rainy season and keep them.little by little,he will pack one tipper of sand,call a local bricklayer and erect another one room beside your room. This type of landlords are uneducated but they know the expiring date of all tenants rent off heart. The landlord is the only peron that has a car,which uses only on sundays to go to church...if you want to know such a landlord,go to N10 Anuoluwapo street,off Bamako by hotel bus stop, near Omole,Lagos. The landlord wicked,no be small,he is a white garment man.He uses jazz on his tenants too. They only day he laughs is the day you pay his rent. He will charge for water,govt water oooo,he didn't have a well nor borehole,he charges easch teanat for nepa bill monthly,when he collects the money,he can make like 500percent gain on the bill monthly. He doesn't pay nepa bills. 2.The night crawlers,these set of tenants go for night parties,friday nights,clubs,then come back by 1am or 2am and start calling you on phone to open the door for him. The borrower,some tenants borrow a lot and never pay back as at when they promise. 3.The haters,these are the kind of tenants that will hate you just because you are prospering ..that is your offence,nothing else. 4.The Teachers,the type of tenant maybe the most educated one in the compound and he is actually teaching @ a high sch nearby,so he is now a teacher that teaches the landlord children and other children free at his spare time. 5.The wicked landlady,she sells @ the front of the house,if you like use N1000 note to buy just N100 thing from her,always she never have change except if you finish the money in her shop and her things are normally very expensive. And if you she knows that you are buying things that she is selling from another source,immediately you are her enemy,the next morning when you greet her,she won't answer neither will the husband. Refer to the address in point 1 for more verifications. 6. Unmarried landlord daughters,these ones are seeing themselves as god,because their father build house in Lagos,so u are a nobody.. They will hate you when you have female visitors,even their mother will hate you too for leaving her daughters and bringing in friends from outside. 7. The music player: some tenants are dj in their one room apartment,they play from old sch to new sch,once they are around,they increase their volume to the highest. 8.The guest room occupants: This type of room,u don't really know the actually person that rent it. You will hear that Tony is the main person that rent the room but he has moved to Ajah now and the house is @ ikeja,then you will be Tony's cousins,his younger brothers,sisters,friends,village people,even those coming to the city for the first time uses the place as their initial house before getting their own house. 9. The jobless group: they are always @home,checking who went out and who did not,who cooked and who did not,they will tell u the dates that nepa came visiting to collect their bills from Jan to Dec. 10. The peacemaker: usually the oldest tenant in the compound,he is very loyal to the landlord and if there is no landlord in the house,he is the 'caretaker'..he likes making peace..he may have spent 30 to 35yrs in the compound. He will tell u proudly that he has been living there since 1978... When the whole place was still a bush. 11.The prayer man: this guy is always waking up around 12midnight to pray,he is always minding his business. 13.The drunkard; this guy normally was an okada rider before Fashola ban bike,or he was laid off in the factory,or he works in a construction company and no more work or money,now he drinks to be happy. He is owing the landlord 6months rent. 14.The nurse: she works in a private or public hospital in town,now she is a medical consultant in the neighbourhood,giving prescriptions,injections,treating sick people,administering drips,etc... 15. The late night cook: the set of tenants always come back late and will be cooking when every one else is sleeping,disturbing others with noise and generates heat in the whole building.. 16.The Light tappers,this tenant refused to pay his nepa bill and had his nepa light cut off from the connection source,the guy will get an electrician,enter inside the ceiling and reconnects the nepa quietly,he will stop putting on his light or play music,but will be using fan,electric kettle,fridge,charge phone.etc..till he will be caught. 17.The NFA team: the set of tenants have 'No Future Ambition' they are contented with level of achievement and their lifesyle. They will tell you that some people are still in the village,under the bridge and they are doing better. They dress on their best clothes on sundays and buy enough drinks on the table,they are very happy with their condition. No plan of buying land,building house or moving out,they move out by force. They usually have plenty childern and wife say like 6 to 9 of them inside the 10 by 12 room. 18.The sports analysts: they are die hard fans of d diff clubs in italian seria a,EPL clubs ,spanish la liga. They will tell u all the news about Man U,Man City,Chelsea,liverpool,Barca,Real Madrid etc... In fact,poverty and illiteracy are very bad. Many people here in Nigeria are just existing but not living the good life @ all. Is a pity!... Who no go,no go know ooohh. 41 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by holatin(m): 3:08pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
the observant like the op 14 Likes |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 3:09pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
dazzle5:to God who made me u ryt. in a face me I face u compond, u will alws see different scenes everyday. no boring things 3 Likes |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by bunmioguns(m): 3:16pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
ayeeeeeeeeee oooooooooo This life is cruel O ma se oooo so she could just die like that ![]() ![]() ![]() RIP to my darling Dog ![]() ![]() |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 3:17pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
holatin:everybody in a face me I face u is an observer because u will alws be aware of the day to day activities 1 Like |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 3:18pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
bunmioguns:are u on drugs today? ![]() 41 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by bunmioguns(m): 3:20pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 3:32pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
bunmioguns:kids n stupidity ![]() 19 Likes |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 4:07pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
PARENTS WITH EXCESS KIDS dont really knw if these set of ppl dont knw wats birth control ![]() 34 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 5:46pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
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Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 5:51am On Dec 19, 2014 |
THE RUDE LANDLORD SON 2 Likes |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by komek(m): 9:30am On Dec 19, 2014 |
What of those that will always send their children with plate for u to put the soup u cook for them. They just want to taste it to know if u are a good cook.[color=]What of those that will always send their children with plate for u to put the soup u cook for them. They just want to taste it to know if u are a good cook.[/color]What of those that will always send their children with plate for u to put the soup u cook for them. They just want to taste it to know if u are a good cook. 11 Likes |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 9:31am On Dec 19, 2014 |
komek:you are on point dude ![]() |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Funniez: 10:54am On Dec 19, 2014 |
THE FUNNY OLD MAN. This type of men are always giving u funny gists nd stories, any time u are close to them u always laf ur asss off. Chai face me i face u yard sweet die. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 11:38am On Dec 19, 2014 |
Funniez:funny gist and histories ![]() |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Dahjhi: 5:43pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
agarawu23:SO ON POINT, BUT WHICH CATEGORY YOU DEY MY GUY? ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 7:10pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Dahjhi:the category I bold ![]() |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Dahjhi: 7:23pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
agarawu23:Pretenders ![]() |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 7:27pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Dahjhi:the rich tenant ![]() 1 Like |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Dahjhi: 8:26pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
agarawu23:Ifahear 1 Like |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Nobody: 9:24pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
de trouble makers nko? borrowers, diabolic ones, d ones dat will b home throughout d day but leave by dark 7 Likes |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 5:54am On Dec 20, 2014 |
correctguy0900: ![]() |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by PHAYOL81: 7:55pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
agarawu23: 1 Like |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 8:03pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
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Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Nobody: 8:08pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
lol so true! the ones that will be disturbing u with music ![]() 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Jnrbayerno(m): 8:08pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
The ones always fighting for soup money |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Nobody: 8:08pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Poo |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by ellechrystal(f): 8:08pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Hohoho. The ones who will b jealous of u. Competing up and down with u. Gossiping u d whole compound. Going around asking if u talk about her . So jealous tat she isn't free with u anymore. Sometimes she can't even greet u. N this is someone u were good friends with o. They den look 4 evil names to tag u so others will join her camp in hating u... lool 2 Likes |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by ritababe(f): 8:08pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
THE PARTY RIDERS U wont even hear word, they will use music(noise) to frustrate your life. Instead of playing cool naija song, they will clock with osadebe 12 Likes 1 Share |
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