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Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Nobody: 9:28pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Aystormz: So it is considered fun and acceptable to degrade women? Bravo! I hpoe your sisters and daugjters marry a man like you. |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Mekenz(m): 9:31pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
nice list,kudos @oops,bt u forgot to mention those on n off tenants,lol..u hardly see them around,till u will begin to ask ursef,why he is wasting his money on a room,that he hardly stay in,for e.g you will see him around like two days,before u knw it,u wont see them again till like,two months time,imagine...... |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by dyadeleye(m): 9:37pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Sebi I talk am say this topic go make FP....abeg, anyone wey wan by witch, contact me asap... ![]() dyadeleye: 1 Like |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by ikeno(m): 9:39pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
netizenbuzz:See paranoyance. 1 Like |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by sekzy99(m): 9:47pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
agarawu23 Non of dis appins at mine ooooooo |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Nobody: 9:48pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
agarawu23: which place be face me I face u,is it a zoo? we don't hear or see such tnx here in Basilica |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Beehorn(f): 9:54pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
THE BEDBUG(EDU) CARRIERS:THIS SET OF PEOPLE REAR BEDBUG IN THEIR ROOMS. YOU SEE THEM EVERYDAY BRINGING OUT THEIR FOAM,WHEN YOU ASK THEM WHAT THE PROBLEM IS...THEY WILL NOW TELL YOU THAT THEY ARE KILLING THE ANTS ON THE BED. THE VAPPERS:THIS SET OF PEOPLE STEAL A LOT.THEY CAN STEAL UR VISITOR'S SLIPPERS,UR BATHROOM SLIPPERS AND CLOTHES e.t.c THE BEGGERS:THIS PEOPLE ARE MOSTLY CALLED THE "EYA-MI" SET OF PEOPLE BY ME.THEY ARE FOUND OF BEGGING FOR TOOTHPASTE,MATCHES AND PUREWATER E.T.C. MY NEIGHBOUR ONCE TOLD ME TO BORROW HIM ONE ONION...I SHOUTED"HABA!" THE PASSAGE SLEEPERS:THIS PEOPLE SLEEP IN THE PASSAGE.WHEN YOU SEE THEM OUTSIDE WITH BOTTLE WATER AND TAKE AWAY PACK...U GO JUST FAINT TROWAY. 4 Likes |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by dallyemmy: 9:57pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
1. Baba Mukuro 2. Mama Mukuro 3. ----------- continue 1 Like |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by franugo(m): 9:57pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
EroticAngelina: am sure u dont n haven't stayed in a face me i face yhu, maybe u have nt even seen it sef. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Timijo(m): 10:17pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
People of great experience lyk d op who have lived in face me I face u house for donkey years 1 Like |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by jimmy101231(m): 10:28pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Never stay rented apartment before so dun have an idea...Poverty na disease |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by sufido123: 10:30pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
You forgot to mention the dalliances-the secret love triangles maybe quadrangles. The wife snatchers or secret wife bleepers and the pedophiles that live in face me I Face you. 3 Likes |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Sunshinelady(f): 10:34pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
correctguy0900:. Lmao @dose dat leave by dark ![]() |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by talk2cj08(m): 10:39pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
agarawu23:so u knw sabi d road to lekki/Ajah 2 Likes |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by rexfada(m): 11:07pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
What of those tenants wey no go ever contribute money for the upkeep of the compound, like suck pit packing. What of the tenant wey dey always quarrel with im girlfriend, so tey everybody for the street Don know dem The guy wey dey always bring different girls come every other night nko Then the clean tenant, wey dey always wash bathroom before he go baff. 2 Likes |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by aspirebig: 11:12pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
I will add the following: 1. Wicked Landlord'... The landlord is the owner of the house,he packed erosion sand from gutters during the rainy season and keep them little by little,he will pack one tipper of sand,call a local bricklayer and erect another one room beside your room. This type of landlords are uneducated but they know the expiring date of all tenants rent off heart. The landlord is the only person that has a car,which he uses only on sundays to go to church...if you want to know such a landlord,go to N10 Anuoluwapo street,off Bamako by hotel bus stop, near Omole,Lagos. The landlord wicked,no be small,he is a white garment man.He uses jazz on his tenants too. They only day he laughs is the day you pay his rent. He will charge for water,govt water oooo,he didn't have a well nor borehole,he charges each tenant for nepa bill monthly,when he collects the money,he can make like 500percent gain on the bill monthly. He doesn't pay nepa bills. 2.The night crawlers,these set of tenants go for night parties,friday nights,clubs,then come back by 1am or 2am and start calling you on phone to open the door for them. The borrower,some tenants borrow a lot and never pay back as at when they promise. 3.The haters,these are the kind of tenants that will hate you just because you are prospering ..that is your offence,nothing else. 4.The Teachers,the type of tenant maybe the most educated one in the compound and he is actually teaching @ a high sch nearby,so he is now a teacher that teaches the landlord children and other children free at his spare time. 5.The wicked landlady,she sells @ the front of the house,if you like use N1000 note to buy just N100 thing from her,always she never have change except if you finish the money in her shop and her things are normally very expensive. And if you she knows that you are buying things that she is selling from another source,immediately you are her enemy,the next morning when you greet her,she won't answer neither will the husband. Refer to the address in point 1 for more verifications. 6. Unmarried landlord daughters,these ones are seeing themselves as god,because their father build house in Lagos,so u are a nobody.. They will hate you when you have female visitors,even their mother will hate you too for leaving her daughters and bringing in female friends from outside. 7. The music player: some tenants are dj in their one room apartment,they play from old sch to new sch songs,once they are around,they increase their volume to the highest. 8.The guest room occupants: This type of room,u don't really know the actually person that rent it. You will hear that Tony is the main person that rent the room but he has moved to a three bedroom flat @ Ajah now and the house is @ ikeja,then you will be seeing Tony's cousins,his younger brothers,sisters,friends,village people,even those coming to the city for the first time uses the place as their initial house before getting their own house. 9. The jobless group: they are always @home,checking who went out and who did not,who cooked and who did not,they will tell u the dates that nepa came visiting to collect their bills from Jan to Dec. 10. The peacemaker: usually the oldest tenant in the compound,he is very loyal to the landlord and if there is no landlord in the house,he is the 'caretaker'..he likes making peace..he may have spent 30 to 35yrs in the compound. He will tell u proudly that he has been living there since 1978... When the whole place was still a bush. 11.The prayer man: this guy is always waking up around 12midnight to pray,he is always minding his business. 13.The drunkard; this guy normally was an okada rider before Fashola ban bike,or he was laid off in the factory,or he works in a construction company and no more work or money,now he drinks to be happy. He is owing the landlord 6months rent. 14.The nurse: she works in a private or public hospital in town,now she is a medical consultant in the neighbourhood,giving prescriptions,injections,treating sick people,administering drips,etc... 15. The late night cook: the set of tenants always come back late and will be cooking when every one else is sleeping,disturbing others with noise and generates heat in the whole building.. 16.The Light tappers,this tenant refused to pay his nepa bill and had his nepa light cut off from the connection source,the guy will get an electrician,enter inside the ceiling and reconnects the nepa quietly,he will stop putting on his light or play music,but will be using fan,electric kettle,fridge,charge phone.etc..till he will be caught. 17.The NFA team: the set of tenants have 'No Future Ambition' they are contented with level of achievement and their lifesyle. They will tell you that some people are still in the village,under the bridge and they are doing better. They dress on their best clothes on sundays and buy enough drinks on the table,they are very happy with their condition. No plan of buying land,building house or moving out,they move out by force. They usually have plenty childern and wife say like 6 to 9 of them inside the 10 by 12 room. 18.The sports analysts: they are die hard fans of d diff clubs in italian seria a,EPL clubs ,spanish la liga. They will tell u all the news about Man U,Man City,Chelsea,liverpool,Barca,Real Madrid etc... In fact,poverty and illiteracy are very bad. Many people here in Nigeria are just existing but not living the good life @ all. Is a pity!... Who no go,no go know ooohh. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Nobody: 11:25pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
ritababe:There's no such thing as "cool naija song" when everybody and their unborn children are rapping. |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by eskahy(m): 11:27pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
he he hee, wahala leko make God commot man fom poverty http://www.twitter.com/sheiffkassim #GhettoLifeNawa |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Absoj(m): 11:30pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
bunmioguns:Omo ale ni igbo! It works in ways u can't understand. 2 Likes |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Absoj(m): 11:40pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Beehorn: ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by An2elect2(f): 11:53pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
LmAO! ![]() 1 Like |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Oworock(m): 11:55pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
The Beggars IYA SEUN PLEASE KINDLY GIVE ME SALT, MAGGI, ONION E.T.C. 3 Likes |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by peterpiiro(m): 11:57pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Watin concern me.. Na duplex I dey live |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 3:49am On Dec 21, 2014 |
sekzy99:if I hear ![]() |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 4:59am On Dec 21, 2014 |
dyadeleye: ![]() |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by MrHighSea: 5:14am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Bandary. ![]() |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 5:18am On Dec 21, 2014 |
MrHighSea:professor ![]() |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Wendy80(f): 5:20am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by agarawu23(m): 5:24am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Shollay20(m): 5:31am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Beehorn(f): 6:53am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Absoj:abeg laff jare |
Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by ceejay80s(m): 6:55am On Dec 21, 2014 |
agarawu23:its becos they dont have sense 1 Like |
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