oya start clapping for ursef

And this post made frontpage... Today na christmas, make I reserve my comment...
Op, chop am like that. Na black stew.

Definition of wickedness---- u kill chicken, u remove d feathers and intestines, u boil and fry d chicken, then when food is served u see d two legs on ur plate instead of d thigh(s). So my sister manage oil for now,,,

ireneony:
sorry o, dnt worry i will cal you to come and eat with me

Don't call me just send me gifts! And u know gifts can be money either in dollars,euros,pounds but not naira.

Hahahaha enjoy am

at least u get surviving meat na....go kill am..

Next post please

Lol! Another coca Cola advert.

Where are you from @OP and what type of stew is this I can only imagine what comes out when you go to the loo. BTW, there is no sign or trace of any meat in that stew.

And so what is our business there

future mom, huh?

ritababe:
Sorry oh, But Wetin we go do now

First thing I thought was; Oh, let it be you ..#snappeMyFinger

pureguide:
I was carried away by the movie carolin shoes, mercy johnson was just making me happy, and I was already enjoying my christmas before this incident. I don't know what to say. I was speechless. Everything got burnt including the meats inside it. The only surviving meat was the ones I fried and didn't put them in the stew. See photos below

Buh guy maka Chineke you bleep up o,ah thought that its only the ladies that do get carried away by movies(Nollywood movies for that matter) to burn their cookings,you were busy watching the endowments of mercy johnson na im God come handle your matter jeje,sorry Nna.

Maxcollins042:
Is this your own strategy to get a bottle of origin?

Actually no! But if I'm opportune to. Why not?

pureguide:
I was carried away by the movie carolin shoes, mercy johnson was just making me happy, and I was already enjoying my christmas before this incident. I don't know what to say. I was speechless. Everything got burnt including the meats inside it. The only surviving meat was the ones I fried and didn't put them in the stew. See photos below

do you have sumtin better 2 post here?

pureguide:

Make una contribute money for me. Make I arrange 1bottle of origin

Badoo...
Chilled origin things on point.

dis is gobe. No worry. NEMA de on dia way to help you.

Kirinwa:


Men and their fish brain.

Fish brain kwa? Nna see me see gbege!! Which one come be this na? So for your mind now to cook na big deal?

olayincar:
Haaa

Come my place den

Come do wetin? Are u father Xmas?

Nah concrete pan U dey use cook soup?Bet,the 3 meat burned too?

na im be say op will collect tha neighbour's rice today

IamHumility:


Badoo...
Chilled origin things on point.

Hehehehehe. Ma brother na wetin fit calm me down o

pureguide:


Fish brain kwa? Nna see me see gbege!! Which one come be this na? So for your mind now to cook na big deal?

Yes its a big deal. Am a guy for your info.
I deliberately said it cos that's what we usually say if its a girl.

sawdust:


do you have sumtin better 2 post here?

i don't think so

satowind:
Is one of those gals whose wife material no reach to sew g-string. Meanwhile












XMAS_PALAVA!!!

GIRL: baby please I want to fix my X-mas Hair, i
want you to give me some money to do that.

BOY: (goes into his drawer takes out N10,000
gives it to her)

BOY: baby take this N10,000, i know its small, but please manage it.

(The Girls collects the money counts it, and it is
N10,000 just as the Boy said. She removes N1,500. gives the remaining N8,500 back to the Boy and said)

GIRL: baby N1,500 will be ok for me. So take back this N8,500 and use it for something good, you don't have to start spending too much on me now. When we get married, you can think of doing that..

QUESTION:
DOES THIS KIND OF GIRL EXIST?

(A) Yes
(B ) Maybe
(C) No

Are you new on nairaland?

sawdust:


do you have sumtin better 2 post here?

Yea. Maybe my naked pix. Hope that will impress you?

So sorry Sir, you can manage indomie and kwuli kwuli. I'm sure Mercy Johnson will compensate you anytime you meet her ;

Maxcollins042:
Buy guy maka Chineke you Bleep up,ah thought that its only the ladies that do get carried away by movies(Nollywood movies for that matter) to burn their cookings,you were busy watching the endowments of mercy johnson na im God come handle your matter jeje,sorry Nna.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. Ma brother that movie sweet me kpakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam. Mercy johnson is just killing it. Omo forget that stuff