Abi?

SeverusSnape:
oops!...take heart. But guy you fuc.ked up, I thought it was a Hollywood blockbuster you were watching. NOLLYWOOD

Dnt u smell??

eeyah sorry eehn.. accept ma condolence.

Meanwhile, See the most expensive auctioned cars in 2014.


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God wey give U DAT burnt offering, will provide anoda.

Well....have ur self a merry christmas. Just get a babe and fvck, u will be fine.

Stew can only last but for a while. Brace up bra and swallow ur saliva, or better still u do "I-waka-well"


Common nollywood u burn stew. What if it was porrrn u were watchin u would have burnt the full community

Purity1:
So sorry for your stew.
But i don't blame you, that movie is so interesting and captivating.

My sister. God bless you. But any help?

pureguide:
I was carried away by the movie carolin shoes, mercy johnson was just making me happy, and I was already enjoying my christmas before this incident. I don't know what to say. I was speechless. Everything got burnt including the meats inside it. The only surviving meat was the ones I fried and didn't put them in the stew. See photos below

I am giving my woman the silent treatment cos she did something similar this morning and she was claming right as well. I had to eat out this afternoon. I want a tasty stew not a burnt one. Say no to excessive watching of tv.

Don't call me just send me gifts! And u know gifts can be money either in dollars,euros,pounds but not naira.

Op, you never ready sef! I was going to request you to send yr acct details to wire you some Naira. But since you do not want Naira. Kashifo.

You profile location reads: Owerri and you only want Euro, USD & GBP? Exchange rate no easy these days o brother.

adonbilivit...is that gutter u put in that pot .or cowsh¶t...
guy u get degree for burnology??
o mehn u burnt that stew beyond recognition.

The Christmas Stew I know is always full pot. Did you plan to eat alone?

Sanguine77:

I am giving my woman the silent treatment cos she did something similar this morning and she was claming right as well. I had to eat out this afternoon. I want a tasty stew not a burnt one. Say no to excessive watching of tv.

Lols. This your grammar tight kpakaaaaaaaaAaaaaamm

That's what I call "Christmas Stew".

SeverusSnape:
oops!...take heart. But guy you fuc.ked up, I thought it was a Hollywood blockbuster you were watching. NOLLYWOOD

Guy I watch the movie today, is so fucking funny. I need part 5 and 6

Slow news day surely.

How about you telling us all what happened when from when you woke up today. I'm sure people will be interested in that.

Rubbish attention seeker.

MuguliciousMUGU:
Next time you have to face your food, leave naija films alone, they can make you confused.

Just imagine if your were watching "Skelewu babes", the whole house would have gotten burnt up by now

Nollywood confusing people since 1914, even lord lugard knows about it.

The guy needs total deliverance sef.. intelligent people dont watch nigeria movies because it reduces you intellectual capacity...then come to think of a MAN now being carried away by nollywood movies.. his own is finished.. he should go and buy ijebu garri nd soak ..

pureguide:

Lols. Are you serious?

Yeah,but nt at least 5-10 persons must have contributed.

Watz d actual cost of d stew¿

satowind:
Is one of those gals whose wife material no reach to sew g-string. Meanwhile












XMAS_PALAVA!!!

GIRL: baby please I want to fix my X-mas Hair, i
want you to give me some money to do that.

BOY: (goes into his drawer takes out N10,000
gives it to her)

BOY: baby take this N10,000, i know its small, but please manage it.

(The Girls collects the money counts it, and it is
N10,000 just as the Boy said. She removes N1,500. gives the remaining N8,500 back to the Boy and said)

GIRL: baby N1,500 will be ok for me. So take back this N8,500 and use it for something good, you don't have to start spending too much on me now. When we get married, you can think of doing that..

QUESTION:
DOES THIS KIND OF GIRL EXIST?

(A) Yes
(B ) Maybe
(C) No

#charityanswer

Yes

lANDEX:
Dnt u smell??

I do. But like I said I was carried away by the movie, have u seen the movie? If no try and see it. U see reason

Observation: if the OP truly burnt the stew, then y is the pot not completely black from bottom to all the sides of the pot. Its either the OP was learnin how to make dry "igbo" or learnin how to distill ogogoro, hence the black content that is seen in the pot. I can put it to you (OP) that what u have inside that pot is not stew, but the residue left from destructive distillation of cannabis.

OP

Sorry o.

The turkey thighs we put in the oven burn a little bit but not like yours.

I for say come follow us chop but I guess distance is too far.

lrguru:
Well....have ur self a merry christmas. Just get a babe and fvck, u will be fine.

Stew can only last but for a while. Brace up bra and swallow ur saliva, or better still u do "I-waka-well"


Common nollywood u burn stew. What if it was porrrn u were watchin u would have burnt the full community

Omo. Porrrn no be anything to me! And as for d f u c k! That's a careless talk to me.

SeverusSnape:
oops!...take heart. But guy you fuc.ked up, I thought it was a Hollywood blockbuster you were watching. NOLLYWOOD

Exactly. At first I thought he was distracted by box office Hollywood movies like Lucy, Kiss of the Dragon, White House Down etc... Then I saw Nollywood. I was like what da f**k?

SwagForce1:
The Christmas Stew I know is always full pot. Did you plan to eat alone?

Yes I was all alone. Everybody has traveled. So I was cooking for myself alone

THANK GOD SHA. (in every situation u should be thankful).




[ PRAISE THE LORD!!![ ]

major466:
That's what I call "Christmas Stew".

Lols. I wish u the same

d gal na mumu

pureguide:


Omo. Porrrn no be anything to me! And as for d f u c k! That's a careless talk to me.

well fvck is better than burnt food.

DonaldGenes:


First thing I thought was; Oh, let it be you ..#snappeMyFinger

bad belle

Bamz:
Slow news day surely.

How about you telling us all what happened when from when you woke up today. I'm sure people will be interested in that.

I drag you come these thread? Na must say u go comment?

iluvmoscow:
Rubbish attention seeker.

And u wat r u?

satowind:
Is one of those gals whose wife material no reach to sew g-string. Meanwhile












XMAS_PALAVA!!!

GIRL: baby please I want to fix my X-mas Hair, i
want you to give me some money to do that.

BOY: (goes into his drawer takes out N10,000
gives it to her)

BOY: baby take this N10,000, i know its small, but please manage it.

(The Girls collects the money counts it, and it is
N10,000 just as the Boy said. She removes N1,500. gives the remaining N8,500 back to the Boy and said)

GIRL: baby N1,500 will be ok for me. So take back this N8,500 and use it for something good, you don't have to start spending too much on me now. When we get married, you can think of doing that..

QUESTION:
DOES THIS KIND OF GIRL EXIST?

(A) Yes
(B ) Maybe
(C) No

A. Such ladies exist.

pureguide:
I was carried away by the movie carolin shoes, mercy johnson was just making me happy, and I was already enjoying my christmas before this incident. I don't know what to say. I was speechless. Everything got burnt including the meats inside it. The only surviving meat was the ones I fried and didn't put them in the stew. See photos below

That movie is really interesting, so real and funny