henryobinna:
please mr
are you guys not tired of all these top 10 lists?

tosyne2much:
During Christmas, different people visit you for different reasons especially if you are a youth. These are the categories of people that are most likely to visit you on Christmas day

1. The one whose main aim of visitation is just to swim in round of sekks (Boyfriend & Girlfriend things)** if I hear say na Christ dem dey celebrate **

2. The one who will come to your house very early to see if the cooking exercise has taken place. If it has not, he/she will promise to come back or ask you to flash him/her when it is ready

3. The ones who will visit you only to satisfy their stomach. After eating they will chill a bit and off they go

4. The one who will visit you and tell you they are not at your place only to eat. They will ask for Gulder, Star and other alcoholic drinks

5. The ones whose target is to eat your meat. They are not actually hungry but will demand for food. After serving them, they will eat just 2-3 tablespoonful and eat meat cos that is their target

6. The ones who will come to your house and start eating in a hurry 'cos they are still going somewhere else to eat

7. The ones who will visit you and start tasking you for money. They will ask you to celebrate christmas for them ( wetin remain again after dem don chop na) )

8. The ones whom you can't even recall the last time they visited you. They will just scroll in like the prodigal son

Written by- Tosyne2much

Feel Free To Add Yours

Merry Christmas Nairalanders

pryncemautin:
J

tosyne2much:
I just tire for them oooooo.. Must they create 10 Types of ____________

2SWT:


merry christmas

emusmith:
Where do I fall??

henryobinna:
serious..
its becoming stale. sometimes I don't bother opening such threads.


funny thing, this my post you quoted has been hidden I guess the OP is a mod. such an 1diot op

Na me hide your post

AriDsexy:


Think very well Mr ILELEJI

mesoade:
9. The Pastors
They'll come,pray for you and at the end. . . You can't just leave them empty handed na ,that's after they've filled their stomach with your food.

lwkmd

My hand no dey dis one oooo

tosyne2much:
Na me hide your post

henryobinna:
well...

I wonder wetin una don turn this forum to.


take the insult I was directing to the Op.

happy xmas

tosyne2much:
just kiddin bro

darkjorse:
the ones that are your friends from out of town who visit you to see if you are very successful or they are more successful than you

haahahahaha

So funny

0700Jesse:
Pls who made this post? I hope its not a nigerian cuz you didnt mention the witches that will visit you to confirm if their juju finally killed you.

emusmith:


Hahaha... Nice memory... Merry Xmas Darling

mizkeleke:
Am on mission 3 n 4 ryt now... Lolz.


*modified*
Merry Xmas Nairalanders....

0700Jesse:
Pls who made this post? I hope its not a nigerian cuz you didnt mention the witches that will visit you to confirm if their juju finally killed you.

Richiy:
The ones that came to hunt for wives, they are usually our brethren from France, USA, London, even Togo and cotonou.

Sadusky:


You are not far from the truth,,