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Top 15 Signs To Know God Is Punishing You.... LOL by superneutral(m): 12:55pm On Dec 26, 2014
15 if you have worked in a company for 10 years
without promotion.
14 when you fail math and English in waec.
13 If a Goat sexually excites you.
12 if your car spends more time at † ђξ mechanic
than † ђξ road.
11 If you are an arsenal Fan.
10 when you are posted to Maiduguri or Kano for
NYSC.
9 you are a hidden Christian in † ђξ mist of boko
haram and you phone
starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT
HALLELUYA"
8 when u mistake a super glue for cream during
Masturbation
7 Even after photoshoping you still look damn ugly
6 when u vomit pounded yam and egusi in church
during a 3 days
fasting and prayer service.
5 if you are 30 and you still live in your parents
house
4 when u rape a military man's only child.
3 when a Rat eat your name out of all your original
documents
2 when your only child join † ђξ Nigerian police
force
1 when you get stucked in an elevator with a boko
aram suicide bomber. Lol
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know God Is Punishing You.... LOL by Nobody: 1:07pm On Dec 26, 2014
not funny angry

Re: Top 15 Signs To Know God Is Punishing You.... LOL by Joshkid(m): 1:22pm On Dec 26, 2014
Lmao..grin
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know God Is Punishing You.... LOL by Joshkid(m): 1:23pm On Dec 26, 2014
lilmaxfidel:
not funny angry
U must b a sadist... huh?
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know God Is Punishing You.... LOL by superneutral(m): 1:25pm On Dec 26, 2014
Joshkid:
U must b a sadist... huh?
I also tink so
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know God Is Punishing You.... LOL by Joshkid(m): 1:28pm On Dec 26, 2014
slimkid1
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know God Is Punishing You.... LOL by Joshkid(m): 1:30pm On Dec 26, 2014
superneutral:
I also tink so
Or probably an arsenal fan!
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know God Is Punishing You.... LOL by slimkid1(m): 1:33pm On Dec 26, 2014
superneutral:
15 if you have worked in a company for 10 years
without promotion.
14 when you fail math and English in waec.
13 If a Goat sexually excites you.
12 if your car spends more time at † ђξ mechanic
than † ђξ road.
11 If you are an arsenal Fan.
10 when you are posted to Maiduguri or Kano for
NYSC.
9 you are a hidden Christian in † ђξ mist of boko
haram and you phone
starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT
HALLELUYA"
8 when u mistake a super glue for cream during
Masturbation
7 Even after photoshoping you still look damn ugly
6 when u vomit pounded yam and egusi in church
during a 3 days
fasting and prayer service.
5 if you are 30 and you still live in your parents
house
4 when u rape a military man's only child.
3 when a Rat eat your name out of all your original
documents
2 when your only child join † ђξ Nigerian police
force
1 when you get stucked in an elevator with a boko
aram suicide bomber. Lol
n dunno y ppl like disrespecting gunners buh m sure u b chelsea fan,na craze u dey talk
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know God Is Punishing You.... LOL by Nobody: 2:17pm On Dec 26, 2014
That no5 is just africa thinking it a lie


Lemme add1
Wen u downloading file dat worth 5gb and it get to 4.99gb and d next things u see is downloading fail

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Re: Top 15 Signs To Know God Is Punishing You.... LOL by slimkid1(m): 12:37pm On Dec 27, 2014
superneutral:
15 if you have worked in a company for 10 years
without promotion.
14 when you fail math and English in waec.
13 If a Goat sexually excites you.
12 if your car spends more time at † ђξ mechanic
than † ђξ road.
11 If you are an arsenal Fan.
10 when you are posted to Maiduguri or Kano for
NYSC.
9 you are a hidden Christian in † ђξ mist of boko
haram and you phone
starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT
HALLELUYA"
8 when u mistake a super glue for cream during
Masturbation
7 Even after photoshoping you still look damn ugly
6 when u vomit pounded yam and egusi in church
during a 3 days
fasting and prayer service.
5 if you are 30 and you still live in your parents
house
4 when u rape a military man's only child.
3 when a Rat eat your name out of all your original
documents
2 when your only child join † ђξ Nigerian police
force
1 when you get stucked in an elevator with a boko
aram suicide bomber. Lol
when witch chase u 4rm ur hometown @ ota,u come travel come ib,imediately u drop @ iwo road masquerade dey chase u,

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