Ten Funny Things That Usually Happens After Christmas Day
This list was carefully planned after personal research and experiences, observations from the general public. Christmas has come and gone but it has left an indelible mark on lots of people plus me sha. Lemme shoot straight to the points. Tonsye2much, thanks for the inspirations.

1.Lots of guys and maybe few ladies would wake up in gutters, well after too much booze and weed, what do you expect

2.Lots of guys would be broke as hell, some guys spent all their cash to impress ladies or buy booze for friends and families, Christmas day you would be feeling like Bill Gates, the next day you would be more broke than Oliver Twist.


3.Guys would form a group to discuss their Christmas escapedes, how many girls they managed to bang ecetra

4.Some Girls would be weeping for their lost virginities, like I sent them to allow their boyfriends poke it for them, well that is none of my business


5.Some families would still be fighting, papa vexing because his salary was not paid, mama vexing because papa did not provide money for the needed rice and chicken (she would be like, even if its like that pigeon size chicken that one governor was sharing for teachers, we would have managed I no call names o). the children would be vexing because mama and papa did not buy for them Christmas cloth.

6.Some people would be in hospital now, clutching their stomachs, what do you expect when you ate five plates of rice, chicken, pig, cow and goat meat with salad and you mixed orijin and five alive, like say its my business sef


7.Some dudes and babes would be smiling to the bank, after spending QUALITY time with their sugar mummies and daddies, their bank accounts would be fattened (BTW I dey find sugar mummy sef)

8.Lots of people would still go in search of more money, well this is more applicable to children and some tatafo waka-waka adults wey their legs no wan rest,despite all the money wey them get, you would still see them going from house to house with their white legs saying “merry Christmas” like say christmas na one week.



9.Some people would be lamenting because their dates did not show up as expected, one of my bosom friend is a victim, he sent his five babes message that his uncle was coming to spend the Christmas with him, bringing his family along and his room would be their staying point so he begged them to free him on 25th, my guy wanted to straff one new shawtie, God catch am, the new babe fell sick, naso him old babes don travel finish, he spent his Christmas eating meat and hugging his pillow to reduce konji

10.Some people would call their girlfriends for the first time since 1st December, I fall in this category, infact I dey plan leave the call till 3rd January, I put all their numbers for blacklist. Don’t be surprised to hear a boy saying on the phone “baby abeg no vex, armed robbers stole my phone, I just bought a new on and did welcome back just now, ohh I miss you” na fa fa fat lie the niqqa dey blow, or a guy of twenty five telling his babe that his dad seized his phone because he was pinging too much, werey, boys no dey dull for lies.

Bonus- Some people wey money no dey do go still open shop to catch small business, ask my ibo brothers for more details. Feel free to add yours


Mods do the needful please.

Lols

Lol!

Would have been better if u had numbered them!

And lots of girls will start looking for their period!

Lots of students will be feeling lazy to go back to school.

LogoDWhiz:
Lol!

Would have been better if u had numbered them!

I used a laptop to type it. that's y it was not numbered, I don modify am

Therock5555:
I used a laptop to type it. that's y it was not numbered, I don modify am

Yeah. That's true.
Welldone

Lol so true!

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You go see guys dey reconcile with their ex just to have Christmas sex if their babes travel.

God dey forgive o, wey you for dey celebrate baby Jesus birthday, you dey straff...

I fall for that category o, I don pray for forgiveness though. And not to add say the baby just dey scream...

"Baby I love youuuuuu... I know we will come back together... Asshhhhh.... Love is realllll...!!!"

Me for my mind just dey reply..

"Wetin happen to this hole nowww... Na wa oo, see as my preek dey dance inside."

It was all good though.

Drunkards with protruded tummy

lolzz
therock5555 sef
go update ooh you know what I mean

It's been a long time Rock.

11.
After xmas some ladies go dey hold their waist waka
12.
You go see as people go dey buy tetracyclin and flagy
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Some guys go dey wide their leg waka...........gonorh...