Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by raphroye: 3:41pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
emusmith: A Bachelor is simply a single guy with marriage in view!
He is that hustling guy living in a One/ Two-Bed Room Flat or a Self Contain who leave for work by 6/7AM and returns in the evening.
He is also that undergraduate living in the hostel or Off Campus.
Don't exclude yourself even if you're still in your parent's house- You're a Bachelor!
In my survey, I have come up with Seven Class every Bachelor falls in:
1. Mr. Single and Searching
He is that guy that is single and when you see him, you'll just know he needs a woman in his life. Unlike most guys, he attends weddings most often to spread his tentacles. Most times, he is always smiling and playful because he wants to be seen by ladies as jovial. In Social media, 98% of his friends/ followers are ladies. He hits randomly. This guy is fast, witty and sharp.
2. Mr. Manchellor
This is a senior version of bachelors. He is in his mid 30's and above with such a mature look. You get closer and discover he's still single. Hah! Funny, he is going all out for a Year 3 girl in the University. The girl feels so scared sometimes because he acts too stiff, mature and advance for her. He's always too serious for her and that gets emotionally down. I guess she's still with her because he is...erm...erm...secure, Financially and parental influence too. ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png)
3. Mr. Single And Not Searching
I dunno if he is a priest or something. He just doesn't like the company of women. I wouldn't conclude he is "gay" but it's possible. Some are due to religious reasons. Some are because they were never used to ladies. Others, I think they have a problem- emotional, physical or spiritual.
4. Mr. Player
This is common. You see a guy with different girls a week and you begin to wonder, Which is which? He has a car and a good job coupled with a sugared tongue, so they are all over him. It's very easy as he promises them marriage and they give all for him. Hmm! At the long run, he dumps all his pretty girlfriends for one quiet and cool girl. Such is life!
5. Mr. Sugar Mummy
This guy doesn't work but his house is wow! I was guessing until one day, I saw a very pretty woman walk into his room with plenty goodies. I was like, Men! . I heard he went to Malaysia with her during the Yuletide season. And he'll come to me telling me, "I need a wife, o". In my mind, I'm like, "Aren't you married already?"
6. Mr. Single Like He Is Married.
I used to know someone then, every two months or less, a girl comes to live with him and stays for a while, performing all the duties of a wife during her tenure! I lived in that compound then and I can't count how many has come and gone. To sleep alone is an abomination to him. The girls coming and going are usually the ones condemning the act here in NL o! It's even common in our Universities ooo!
7. Mr. Single Dad
This man around early forties has a child and probably lost his wife through death or divorce. He is back in the marriage market of searching a spare rib. Lol!
Guys, where do you fall?
Ladies, which do you prefer?
You can add more...![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) Abeg no vex o, shey na inside yur compound all of them dey ni ![](/faces/huh.png) ? Abi u dey pack from one hauz 2 anoda like bird....just curious ni o.....lest I forget, do u av work @ all ![](/faces/huh.png) ![](/faces/huh.png) ? Just asking, bcuz u dey talk am as if say na yur korokoro eyes u take dey see dem |
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Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by Nobody: 3:45pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
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Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by donmalcolm21(m): 3:54pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
emusmith:
In NL? LoL ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) do you mean to tell me I can't get a good girl here? *runs out of NL because op said its full of oloshos* |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by Greatidonis: 3:57pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
I fall into the category of No 2, I'm Mr Manchellor. But genuinely needs someone. If your a beautiful girl and feels thesame way please add me on 515B63E6, I'm a gentle giant. Please don't bother if you ain't beautiful and tall. Goodluck to me. |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by uzolexis(f): 4:02pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
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Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by Nobody: 4:10pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Greatidonis: I fall into the category of No 2, I'm Mr Manchellor. But genuinely needs someone. If your a beautiful girl and feels thesame way please add me on 515B63E6, I'm a gentle giant. Please don't bother if you ain't beautiful and tall. Goodluck to me. Good luck Sir... ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by Nobody: 4:11pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
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Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
donmalcolm21: do you mean to tell me I can't get a good girl here? *runs out of NL because op said its full of oloshos* I didn't say that oo... ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Chinoble, I sight you ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) ... Where do I fall? |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by ehisforever24(m): 4:16pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
I am 22 and in 400level, and I feel I am too young for marriage even in the next five years, may b I l start thinking of settling down wen I am 30 -32, but for now I don't give a f**k abt marriage............................ 1 Like |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by Chinoble(f): 4:19pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
emusmith: Chinoble, I sight you ... Where do I fall? lol....these ur eyes sha But.. All i have to say is *MAN KNOW THYSELF!* |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by talk2cj08(m): 4:20pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Hmmmm no 1 Gods knows dat the cloud is full rain and is time to empty themselves on the earth marriage on my mind |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by noraola: 4:29pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
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Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by ayusco85(m): 4:32pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
iyisco2001: Mr olosho controller nko, u no put that one, these group orders in different babes each night, you find them in bars, club, parties, events and they are always getting a pussy to phuck every night. Smith, stop exposing your guys. This is not fair. U mean the HIV carriers? Abi HIV sharers |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by Nobody: 4:35pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Chinoble:
lol....these ur eyes sha But.. All i have to say is *MAN KNOW THYSELF!* Philosopher Chinoble! ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) ...How's your baby? |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by uzolexis(f): 4:39pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
emusmith:
Meaning? ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) it's 4rm the movie "les miserables".....the guy said who am I n the answer was 24601, u should see the movie if u haven't seen it yet, it's interesting ![smiley](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/smiley.png) |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by Bachelor101: 4:55pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
dechandel: What of the Mr Laptop .a.k.a Yahoo guy He is one of the interesting bachelors girls love to hang around with ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) Lolzzzzzz ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by Sanchez01: 5:01pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Can't find where I fall in ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:10pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
uzolexis:
it's 4rm the movie "les miserables".....the guy said who am I n the answer was 24601, u should see the movie if u haven't seen it yet, it's interesting ![smiley](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/smiley.png) Hmm... i will see to it.. thanks. 1 Like |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
emusmith: A Bachelor is simply a single guy with marriage in view!
He is that hustling guy living in a One/ Two-Bed Room Flat or a Self Contain who leave for work by 6/7AM and returns in the evening.
He is also that undergraduate living in the hostel or Off Campus.
Don't exclude yourself even if you're still in your parent's house- You're a Bachelor!
In my survey, I have come up with Seven Class every Bachelor falls in:
1. Mr. Single and Searching
He is that guy that is single and when you see him, you'll just know he needs a woman in his life. Unlike most guys, he attends weddings most often to spread his tentacles. Most times, he is always smiling and playful because he wants to be seen by ladies as jovial. In Social media, 98% of his friends/ followers are ladies. He hits randomly. This guy is fast, witty and sharp.
2. Mr. Manchellor
This is a senior version of bachelors. He is in his mid 30's and above with such a mature look. You get closer and discover he's still single. Hah! Funny, he is going all out for a Year 3 girl in the University. The girl feels so scared sometimes because he acts too stiff, mature and advance for her. He's always too serious for her and that gets emotionally down. I guess she's still with her because he is...erm...erm...secure, Financially and parental influence too. ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png)
3. Mr. Single And Not Searching
I dunno if he is a priest or something. He just doesn't like the company of women. I wouldn't conclude he is "gay" but it's possible. Some are due to religious reasons. Some are because they were never used to ladies. Others, I think they have a problem- emotional, physical or spiritual.
4. Mr. Player
This is common. You see a guy with different girls a week and you begin to wonder, Which is which? He has a car and a good job coupled with a sugared tongue, so they are all over him. It's very easy as he promises them marriage and they give all for him. Hmm! At the long run, he dumps all his pretty girlfriends for one quiet and cool girl. Such is life!
5. Mr. Sugar Mummy
This guy doesn't work but his house is wow! I was guessing until one day, I saw a very pretty woman walk into his room with plenty goodies. I was like, Men! . I heard he went to Malaysia with her during the Yuletide season. And he'll come to me telling me, "I need a wife, o". In my mind, I'm like, "Aren't you married already?"
6. Mr. Single Like He Is Married.
I used to know someone then, every two months or less, a girl comes to live with him and stays for a while, performing all the duties of a wife during her tenure! I lived in that compound then and I can't count how many has come and gone. To sleep alone is an abomination to him. The girls coming and going are usually the ones condemning the act here in NL o! It's even common in our Universities ooo!
7. Mr. Single Dad
This man around early forties has a child and probably lost his wife through death or divorce. He is back in the marriage market of searching a spare rib. Lol!
Guys, where do you fall?
Ladies, which do you prefer?
You can add more...![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) U are a bad guy. Well, I fell in number three, sentence four and five. |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by hayoakins(m): 5:25pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
uzolexis:
24601 ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) That's your pin I get but it is incomplete ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:26pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
JayKayMaybachz: Those kain ghuys still dhey nii![](/faces/huh.png)
Ah think sey dhem din dhey extinct nii Abi won fe extinct pa ni ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by uzolexis(f): 5:29pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
hayoakins:
That's your pin I get but it is incomplete ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) guess the rest ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by FOREXMARTS: 5:32pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Nna i dey number 3, reason? I no want any drama, too busy for the wahala that comes with a relationship. For now just friends will do, keep ur thing i keep my own Kawai |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:45pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
nurasurajo:
U are a bad guy. Well, I fell in number three, sentence four and five. Lol... ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by hayoakins(m): 5:46pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
uzolexis:
guess the rest ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) When I'm not the Holy spirit, chai! you are wicked ![sad](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/sad.png) |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by iyisco2001(m): 5:46pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
ayusco85:
U mean the HIV carriers? Abi HIV sharers Both |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
emusmith:
I gerrit....
![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) is it just me feeling like this guy up here has laid his hand in a site where he's getting these cool tips ![](/faces/huh.png) well nice one bro.. your topics lately have been SUPER COOL |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:52pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Kizmarty:
is it just me feeling like this guy up here has laid his hand in a site where he's getting these cool tips![](/faces/huh.png)
well nice one bro.. your topics lately have been SUPER COOL Thanks bro. You have been SUPER COOL... I do appreciate. ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) 1 Like |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:54pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
emusmith:
Thanks bro. You have been SUPER COOL... I do appreciate. ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) you're SUPER WELCOME ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) |
Re: Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria by vivaciousvivi(f): 6:07pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Op why is no. 7 making you LOl? Its heart wrenching |