guyX:
The way this dude speaks from the female point of view all the time, I'm forced to think he drank a PROGESTERONE SUPPLEMENT.

mirexxx:
ntin i miss u

tosyne2much:
yeah it's been a while I saw you on the forum.. Where av u been ?

mirexxx:
dunno i think am invincible

let's not turn this thread to BBM b4 guys go come accuse of wetin I no dey do

tosyne2much:
let's not turn this thread to BBM b4 guys go come accuse of wetin I no dey do

tosyne2much:
Most broke guys are quick to anger and attack ladies at any slight frustration. An average broke dude is a frustrated dude. Et al, Tosyne, 1600 BC

I know that most guys will have me hated for this write up but the truth is bitter they say

Take a bottle of yoyo bitters & sit on a coconut tree

Here I go

10 Things Broke Guys Often Say

1. I love my girl friend so much and she's the best lady that has ever come into my life.. Ask him why he loves her so much & he will say " she's not demanding at all" # e no go beta for brokeness #

2. If you send N100 recharge card to your girlfriend and she doesn't call you with at least N50, it implies she's using the credit to call other male admirers/suitors # God punish brokeness #

3. I'm contended with my torchlight phone because I'm not one of those using expensive phones just to impress ladies

4. When I become rich, I know so many ladies will be stalking me. I will bleep and dump them mercilessly

5 . Any lady who doesn't like my brokeness should go to hell because I can't kill myself

6. Any lady who loves me now that I'm broke is worthy of my ring as soon as I become rich

7. Money is not everything. I don't have money but no lady can make me feel less of myself

8. Ladies who turn me down now will regret when I become rich

9. I don't like ladies who point to expensive things when I take her to an eatery, at least courtesy demands she order for cheap thing 'cos she doesn't know the weight of my pocket

10. Ladies who run after rich dudes are mostly gold diggers



Written by : Tosyne2much

Guys Feel Free To Add Yours


Let Forming Begin & Bashing Begin

mirexxx:
i love bbm

oya check my signature and do the needful

Waiting

tosyne2much:
oya check my signature and do the needful

Waiting

mirexxx:
no,thanks happy new yr dear

tosyne2much:
Ooooops !! Alryt no p

I wish u the same

mirexxx:
OK luv u

tosyne2much:
I love you too

CrazyScientist:
11: its all VANITY

mirexxx:
hahaha i just saw ur pic ur putting on a suit...hahaha

guyX:

Really? And how is that any funny?

jaybee3:
How do you even come up with all these ridiclulous gibberish?



A well trained girl don’t go into relationships and starts making demands like it’s her freaking birth right. Most girls that demand as well as have a false sense of entitlement are always in the relationship for personal gains. We aren’t stupid



Why would you invest in something then be comfortable when dividends ain’t coming ya way? makes no damn sense



It’s perfectly reasonably for some rich folks not to embrace the foolishness that comes along with constant relentless pursuit of ever changing phone technology. So long as the phone can provide the basic functions that phones are meant to do then GBAM. At the end of the day wealthy folks don’t indulge in things that wouldn’t necessary ad zeros to their bank account. Invest Invest Invest


Yes money isn’t everything. Loyalty and trust which is very rare is

Abiagirl777:
Don't eva pray to date a broke guy?i rememba my ex b4 ,afta sex everywhere will be so hot and stuffy,we'll be fanning ourselves wit paper,no fridge,he was still living in his school lodge,3 yrs afta service.
I loved him so much,i double dated,took from my rich bf to take care of him.later left him his situation i couldn't contend with.
Poverty is a disease,it meks you most tyms lose wot u cherish.

jaybee3:
How do you even come up with all these ridiclulous gibberish?



A well trained girl don’t go into relationships and starts making demands like it’s her freaking birth right. Most girls that demand as well as have a false sense of entitlement are always in the relationship for personal gains. We aren’t stupid



Why would you invest in something then be comfortable when dividends ain’t coming ya way? makes no damn sense



It’s perfectly reasonably for some rich folks not to embrace the foolishness that comes along with constant relentless pursuit of ever changing phone technology. So long as the phone can provide the basic functions that phones are meant to do then GBAM. At the end of the day wealthy folks don’t indulge in things that wouldn’t necessary ad zeros to their bank account. Invest Invest Invest


Yes money isn’t everything. Loyalty and trust which is very rare is

RealBarney:
E clear say you be broke ass trying to justify your brokenness

obaayo2:
u re awake...i tot u d slept

Akranez:


*checks her profile picture*

chaiii..diaris godu o..

skywalker888:
who is this bush man saying poo because he's guilty of the charge ?

cabobongi:
Tosin himself na broke guy that is why he is able to put all dat up go find money nke ur babe no leave uu oooohhhhhh

ritababe:


good afternon

ShakurM:
*Why is pure water #10 n not usual #5?

*Bottled water n pure water, no be same water..mama angela, bring 2 jare!

Brokeness is a bissshh!