kristisking:
This is an indication that 2015 election will be bloody unless God intervenes.These APC members are hell bent on cause crises without provocation.

mummyobama:
Under 18s, look away now.......

When last did you have great sex?

Not regular sex. Not run-of-the-mill sex. Not 'sarewagba' sex. I mean great sex. Sex that made your belly flip. Sex that made your eyes roll to the back of your head. Sex that made your toes curl. Sex that made you hear the Lord's trumpet. Sex that made your hair plait dada.

It's been a while, right?

But have you thought about the reason for the dearth of great sex in this country? You love him. He loves you. So why the hell aren't you guys having grade A sex?

Before I tell you the reason, let me challenge you to have great sex with your man tonight. To do that you'll need a bowl of Icecream, whipped cream and a Jagged Edge cd.

Put the cd in your cd player and let that cool, orgasm inducing music waft round the room. Get yourself in the mood. When he gets home, jump on him and tear off his shirt. Tie his hands to the bed with his tie.

Then proceed to the kitchen to get the bowl of Icecream.

Back to reality........

Alas, all these can't happen because Nepa has taken light and there's no fuel in the generator. Jagged Edge won't play and your ice cream will melt. Heat will nearly kill you people and both of you will be cranky as hell.

Then you remember :"But Jonathan promised us steady electricity when he was campaigning during the last elections o"

Mtchewww.

Jonathan.....denying Nigerians the opportunity to have great sex since 2011.

Jonathan the sex killer.

If u don't have a reason to vote him out, dis is one...

M4gunners:
And this is only the problem i have with Osinbajo who was a pastor . For him to join a blood suckling APC is wrong.

deeptechcool:
That is rubbish. Electoral violence should be highly condemned among members of the various political parties. Any act of provocation should also be stopped because, for every action, there is equal and opposite reaction.
Change I believe
Buhari is the man
Change 2015.


Meanwhile,

A GEJ fan asked any one who doesn't like GEJ's govt to go and hug a transformer, I
gladly went looking for one. After 20 minutes walk, I saw one 33KVA transformer worthy of hugging. With a smile, I hugged it. The hug lasted for 17 hours. Now here I am on nairaland (after I used a generator to charge my phone). I no gree die (cos light no gree come d transformer, as expected. change 2015.

masterpower:
APC AGAIN WITH THEIR WICKED ACTS OF TERRORISM.

BUHARI WILL NEVER RULE NIGERIA.

ChristineC:

Am sorry, but was that meant to be funny

mummyobama:
Under 18s, look away now.......

When last did you have great sex?

Not regular sex. Not run-of-the-mill sex. Not 'sarewagba' sex. I mean great sex. Sex that made your belly flip. Sex that made your eyes roll to the back of your head. Sex that made your toes curl. Sex that made you hear the Lord's trumpet. Sex that made your hair plait dada.

It's been a while, right?

But have you thought about the reason for the dearth of great sex in this country? You love him. He loves you. So why the hell aren't you guys having grade A sex?

Before I tell you the reason, let me challenge you to have great sex with your man tonight. To do that you'll need a bowl of Icecream, whipped cream and a Jagged Edge cd.

Put the cd in your cd player and let that cool, orgasm inducing music waft round the room. Get yourself in the mood. When he gets home, jump on him and tear off his shirt. Tie his hands to the bed with his tie.

Then proceed to the kitchen to get the bowl of Icecream.

Back to reality........

Alas, all these can't happen because Nepa has taken light and there's no fuel in the generator. Jagged Edge won't play and your ice cream will melt. Heat will nearly kill you people and both of you will be cranky as hell.

Then you remember :"But Jonathan promised us steady electricity when he was campaigning during the last elections o"

Mtchewww.

Jonathan.....denying Nigerians the opportunity to have great sex since 2011.

Jonathan the sex killer.

If u don't have a reason to vote him out, dis is one...

PStacks:



if Buhari would not Rule, Gaskiya, Jonathan too will not rule.. Make we kuku scatter everything be that..


Make nigeria kuku break up sef.. all this wahala don pass my power.

Jarus:


And the people bombing APC offices in Rivers state are what?

Meanwhile, acts of violence does not do anyone any good, and it should be totally eschewed.

These guys don't know they're doing disservice to their parties and candidates.

jingh:
are you always dis stewpid ??

masterpower:
APC AGAIN WITH THEIR WICKED ACTS OF TERRORISM.

BUHARI WILL NEVER RULE NIGERIA.

PStacks:



if Buhari would not Rule, Gaskiya, Jonathan too will not rule.. Make we kuku scatter everything be that..


Make nigeria kuku break up sef.. all this wahala don pass my power.

Arysexy:
Both apc and pdp campaigned freely in d south without any violence, now d campaign train has face north, We start hearing about stampede, campaign offices burnt.

Why are northerners so violent? The Abuja accord is not up to a week old. Post election violence will still b from this same people. Na wa!

PassingShot:


STFU! What did you say to the bombing of APC offices in Rivers state by the PDP thugs? Neither your DUMB president nor any other person from the presidency has condemned those acts and you come here to spew your trash.

What have fayose and FFK and Okupe being doing if not to encourage destruction of opposition properties.


It is crystal clear that GEJ cannot win the next election. If you guys want to divide Nigeria, better do it now.

Jonathan can not rule Nigeria beyond 2015. HE IS JUST TOO DUMB to be our president.

afolag:

Madness and mayhem as always been the general problem in the north, the root was traced to the level or illiteracy in the geographical region but that doesnt mean we should follow suit, I think the best thing to be done right now is for GMB and other stakeholders to come up with an awareness campaign so as to let people of the northern nigeria realise that the can make the biggest noise by voting the candidate of there choice not by destroying properties that will cost the nation fortune to repair.
NO TO ELECTION VIOLENCE.
GODBLESS THE NIGERIA.

PStacks:



if Buhari would not Rule, Gaskiya, Jonathan too will not rule.. Make we kuku scatter everything be that..


Make nigeria kuku break up sef.. all this wahala don pass my power.

vislabraye:


You are amongst those beating war drums. Mind you if war breaks out, you will be the first casualty.

mummyobama:
Under 18s, look away now.......

When last did you have great sex?

Not regular sex. Not run-of-the-mill sex. Not 'sarewagba' sex. I mean great sex. Sex that made your belly flip. Sex that made your eyes roll to the back of your head. Sex that made your toes curl. Sex that made you hear the Lord's trumpet. Sex that made your hair plait dada.

It's been a while, right?

But have you thought about the reason for the dearth of great sex in this country? You love him. He loves you. So why the hell aren't you guys having grade A sex?

Before I tell you the reason, let me challenge you to have great sex with your man tonight. To do that you'll need a bowl of Icecream, whipped cream and a Jagged Edge cd.

Put the cd in your cd player and let that cool, orgasm inducing music waft round the room. Get yourself in the mood. When he gets home, jump on him and tear off his shirt. Tie his hands to the bed with his tie.

Then proceed to the kitchen to get the bowl of Icecream.

Back to reality........

Alas, all these can't happen because Nepa has taken light and there's no fuel in the generator. Jagged Edge won't play and your ice cream will melt. Heat will nearly kill you people and both of you will be cranky as hell.

Then you remember :"But Jonathan promised us steady electricity when he was campaigning during the last elections o"

Mtchewww.

Jonathan.....denying Nigerians the opportunity to have great sex since 2011.

Jonathan the sex killer.

If u don't have a reason to vote him out, dis is one...