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Is The Best Way To A Man's Heart Thru Is BELLY Or Thru His DICCK / The Way To A Man Heart Is Good Food, So Wht Is The Way To A Woman Heart? / Is This The Fastest Way Ladies Use To Attract Men? (pic) (2) (3) (4)
Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by Cmanforall: 3:20pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
An Ibo adage says: "THE FASTEST WAY TO A MANS HEART IS THROUGH THE STOMACH“ What it means is that good food and cooking well for your man can make him love you well and also listen/give you attention after a nice meals . Some would argue that this was largely possible in the olden days. In this contemporary society where restaurants and junk foods exist, "good food often doesn't get to most men's heart again but only can get his stomach. The irony is that in the olden days...a man only eats what his wife cooks. If his wife didnt cook or cant cook well he wont happy. There were no restaurants or barbecue or shawarma or mama shola canteen where he can go and eat somefn. Its strictly what the wife cooks that a man eats. Best alternative is to eat at a friends place but cz of self respect n pride, they wont do so. Hence, once their wives can cook well...the men appreciate their wives alot. On-the- other-hand, in this modern society some men dont really care about how a woman cooks Cuz they have many feeding alternatives such as restaurants, canteens, bukka and etc etc. Thats why the ratio of men against women goin to restaurants and bukka is about 10:2 respectively. Most women/gals thus have seemed to be replacing the theory of [stomach = mans heart] with the theory of [sex = mans heart] and most men are largely comfortable with this change of theory because men love sex. The worrying part of this change in theory is that [sex = no mans heart but sex = mans penis/sexual desire]. . WHY and HOW? Simply because one day sex will get boring and men (naturally) loves adventure and would always seek for a new sexmate. Even if you search for the whole sex info on internet, watch many Bleep movies for lessons, read the whole kamasutra books cuz you claim [sex = mans heart] and u wanna pin him with it to love you, that man will always leave you cuz he will only see you as a spoilt gal or a freak. Then what is the value of [sex = mans heart] When you stroll back and look at [stomach = mans heart] it is largely still effective but the problem is that most gals are lazy to cook these days. Some see it as a burden. How effective is it? If you wanna try, anytime your man is at work call him and ask him what he wanna eat. Cook it well and tell him you are done...he wil rush home after work and avoid restaurants because he knows he will feed better at home. Do that constantly and u will have your man always at home with you and indirectly you will have his heart on a platter of gold. However, as a gal/woman you have to avoid cooking late. If your man closes work by 5pm...make sure the food is ready by 5pm or 6 at most. Dont give him reason to wanna eat out cuz he believes hunger will wound him before u finish cooking around 7pm or 8pm. Make him to come home and eat... Let him eat well and he will feel lazy to go out and hang out with friends cuz there wont be space in his stomach again for goat meat, nkwobi, asun, fish, jack Daniels, beer etc. If you cook for him well too and demand i.e for N10,000 for foodstuffs over foods you can cook with just N4,000 he will get it for you (if he can afford it) because he knows the quality of what you cook for him. The more he stays at home the more you two gets attached to each other. Even during weekends, make sure he eats once he is hungry. Dont say you are tired or anything dats y u cant fix him wat to eat always. Make fruits available always to eat in between meals. Dont make ya man go hungry when you are available. That way he wont have reason to say “i want to go and see someone that is owing me" when he really wanna go and look for what to eat outside. Once he finds that restaurant that is appealing to him and eats there... I swear to you...that invisible debtor (the restaurant) will keep owing him *food satisfaction* for years as long as you dont do what you are supposed to do. If care isn't taken he will love the restaurant/fastfood foods more than your food and when he comes home daily you will begin to hear "baby am not hungry, i took gala and water at work. Kinda filled up abit". You wont kno that the money meant to be coming home is entering another womans purse. Secondly restaurants and fast foods use fine gals as sales gals and often atimes these gals get fond of some male customers who they usually give special attention and larger food portions to when serving them. [and u know restaurant/fast food sales gals have their ways of getting into bed with customers; of which one of the customers can be your man]. Its a whole long process so to cut it short, I stand with [stomach = mans heart] instead of [sex = mans heart] not because i personally love good foods but cuz the latter theory isn't realistic in getting a mans heart. . . #copied |
Re: Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by Hazardd(m): 3:22pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
pls summarize |
Re: Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by Nobody: 3:22pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Show up naked with a bottle of star and you've won my hearth 1 Like |
Re: Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by Cmanforall: 3:25pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Hazardd:. Why you lazy to read? |
Re: Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by Hazardd(m): 3:27pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Cmanforall:your post no get any meaning |
Re: Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by iamodenigbo1(m): 3:33pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Thank-you op 2 Likes |
Re: Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by joe17: 3:34pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
samflexxy:For d nxt 1 hour , right? |
Re: Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by Cmanforall: 3:36pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Hazardd:And yet you commenting on it? |
Re: Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by Cmanforall: 3:37pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
iamodenigbo1: You welcome |
Re: Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by alberto2k(m): 3:38pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Fastest way to my Heart? Good food! And a bottle of Vodka.. Or Harp preferably 1 Like |
Re: Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by Hazardd(m): 3:40pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Cmanforall: yea,i hate seeing unreasonable posts. |
Re: Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by Maamin(m): 3:42pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
sooo...i was wondering if a man have a heart these days |
Re: Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by Nobody: 3:48pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
joe17:5 hours 2 hours for pre-intimacy three house for the main thing |
Re: Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by Cmanforall: 3:53pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Hazardd: You better go blind den. Ur username says it all. #Dont hv ur time |
Re: Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by Hazardd(m): 3:55pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Cmanforall: but you have to time creat this.. |
Re: Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by joe17: 4:08pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
samflexxy:*badt guy* |
Re: Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by Enegod(m): 4:28pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
The fastest way to my heart is through my rib cage. You would need a sharp knife and a bone saw... |
Re: Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by Nobody: 4:37pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Fastest way to my heart: 8 wraps of weeds, with 4 bottles of orijin..... My heart is all urz bt dnt be surprise if u cnt find my heart in my left chest area at dat moment coz in may be within my balls as at then. |
Re: Eye Opener: The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart by cutieberie1(f): 6:03pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
samflexxy:lol... |
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