pinkhill:
when you tell lies...add sugar and believable syndrome rather than tales from all those 50 naira story books secondary students dey read

englishmart:
she's cuter than you

marieolae:
yeah you didn't answer my question

englishmart:
[b]I need not introduce myself. I'm not as popular as irenomy.

There's this beautiful, young girl I meet last month. When I said beautiful, I mean beautiful. Abani Darego no see her back in terms of beauty..

let me describe her a little
she's tall, (6ft precisely) very fair but not bleached. long natural hair. (as long as that of shania twain. She's bold and elegant. Sweet shape with everything at the right place and right proportion...

I don't know how it happened, how and where I gathered the courage from.. All I could remember is that; I said to myself "the worst she would do is turn me down. She won't fight me."

When I got to her, firstly, I applauded God and her parents for her beauty.
Then I blessed our meeting by doing the sign of the cross.

Then I kicked off with what I'm known for. After 45minutes, she still didn't give me any reasonable answer. I had to accompany her till she got to the gate of her house.
I managed to get her number that day sha.

When I got home, first thing I did was to call her.
But, that call destroyed my day..
"she insulted me like my life depends on her.. Chai! God have mercy.

I deleted her number that minute and swore never to have anything to do with her ever again.

I was on my way from church when my phone rang. When I picked the call, I heard one wonderful voice.

"hello mart., it's me, Genevieve. I'm very sorry for sounding rude the last time you called. Can you come over to my house let's talk?"

"why don't you come over to my own house instead"? I replied
Then I gave her my house address.

30minutes later she came in. She decided to sit on my laps...
"I don die" I said to myself. "could this be the heaven I've been hearing about"?

To cut the long story short, we are now dating. She loves me and I love her.

Morals of the story.
girls can frustrate you if you don't have mind.
Also, don't be scared to approach any lady. They don't bite. Tosyne2much I lie?
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AlphaGentleman:
This ur story dey Like buhari certificate story.

vega84:
. Story story allover, anyway abani is nt as pretty in my eyes sha. To me she jst a tall broom thick wit pointed nose finished! My view sha

mytime24:
Wen u tink u'v seen it all, here comes another1, op u b pRo

englishmart:
what did you say?

mytime24:
i said u'r a gud writeR

pinkhill:
when you tell lies...add sugar and believable syndrome rather than tales from all those 50 naira story books secondary students dey read

funmercy1:
Get a bucket of water pour it on u and shout GET up !

englishmart:
ok. That means you need deliverance/cleansing

laidian:


This is wickedness of the 'mediumest' order!

vega84:
. Yes me and ur father ewu

zick19:

And rubey be like: UNBELIEVABLE!!!!! So, diz guy lie pass me sha

Crazy dude, I can't laugh please!

But its true!

englishmart:
no thanks I'm awake

englishmart:
you don't have respect for ya father

vega84:
. Yes jst like ur father and grandfather nkita ara!

LewisO:
englishmart had been sharing lies since 1960.

englishmart:
he who respects his parents wouldn't go about insulting other people's parents.

NNa jiri ya nwayo, you are disgracing the igbos

vega84:
. He who has any respect @all, will nt insult anyone on social media jst cos the person aired his view!

englishmart:
then insult me too. Keep me parents off

vega84:
, the insults was nt meant to be a pleasant tin.