teemanbastos:
friedplantain ?

FriedPlantain:
Ofego was being discharged from a Mental Hospital after doctors thought he was finally back to normal. He was put in an ambulance to be taken back home. He claimed he knew the house so he led the doctors. They took him to where he claimed he lived. Just as they approached a certain house, two kids, dressed in uniforms came out of the house. Ofego
screamed, "Those are my children going to school!"
A minute later, a woman came out of the same house and Ofego screamed, "That's my wife, she is late for work!" This time, the doctors were convinced Ofego was ok and took him
out of the ambulance but was still in chains. Just as they were about unlocking the chains, a man came out of the house and Ofego screamed, "YES! THAT'S ME GOING TO WORK!"
lolzzzzz


Friedplantain

FriedPlantain:
ogini?

teemanbastos:
ur uxaname is Hilarious

Chuksemi:
So funny

beau49:
Nice jokes.....

#following

FriedPlantain:
[b]Mumuni, who was in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release.
When asked what he would do if released, he replied, "I am going to make a slingshot and come back here and break every damn window in the place."Obviously, his release was denied.
Six months later, the board was again considering his release and again asked him the same question. His reply was the
same."I am going to make a sling shot and come back here and break every damn window in the place." Again, he was turned down.
Several months later he was complaining to a fellow patient that he could never seem to get released. The patient asked him
what he said when they interviewed him, and Mumuni told him.
The patient said, "You will never get released with answers like that. You have to tell them what they want to hear. Let me give you some advice on how to answer them when they ask you questions."
So, after considerable coaching, Mumuni felt that he was ready.
So when the board met again, they again asked him what he would do if they let him out.
But this time he was ready. Mumuni said, "I am going to get a job, find an apartment and settle down."
"Good," they said, and then what ?" He said, "I want to meet a nice girl and start dating." They agreed he was making real progress and asked, "And then what ?" "One night when we are alone in my apartment, I am going to make passionate love to my girlfriend. I am going to take her dress off, and then take her bra off and lie her down on the bed."
"Yes," they said excitedly. "Then I am going to gently remove her panties," he continued. The board members were really getting excited now and asked, "Then what are you going to do ?" He said, " I am going to take the elastic out of those panties, make myself a slingshot, come back here and break every damn window in this place!

Friedplantain[/b]

Qmab:
he's never going home

of course he isn't

Evina:
Lol, great jokes.

FriedPlantain:
RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE
KIDS
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will bedetermined by
the last team to score.
6. No referee and lines men. You could run withthe ball even behind the
goal post.
7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match
ban.
8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from thetree when it
got stuck,under the car or tunnel toplay in the nextgame.
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over!
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty.
12. the most skillful player gets automatic selection.

dahreyM:


number 12 is on point. even if d he is nt interested in playing, we will start to beg him until he concurs.

bro na so oo