Mine would be when my kid brother told his friend am their housemaid cos I do virtually all the house chores considering am the eldest. When his friend came visiting, he asked me auntie, are you a maid?

I was like what?

Where did you get that from?

He was like Great said so

I called my kid brother and asked him why he called me a maid

Guess what he said

That I work too much and he doesn't like it

Na so we table the matter and from that day, my people, my work reduced. Funny enough that silly utterance made me stopped most of the chores and transferred to my other siblings

A girl of about 7years I met in a saloon said my hair wasn't fine and insisted the hair stylist change it all because I only retouched and didn't fix a long hair like the other aunty did.

It happened to my female friend dat came 2visit me...my neigbour's dota of abt 4yrs, ran in2 d kitchen, where we were and jst looked at my friend and said "aunty u look like a cow"
I cudnt help it, I jst bursted into laughter

I took a family friends son out two years ago to get snacks at an eatery. He was three years old then. When we got there I asked him to point at any thing he wanted so the attendant could serve him. He pointed at a snack then looked as me and asked "can you afford it". I and the female attendant almost died of laughter and the fine boy was just grinning sheepishly...

A friend of my dad once visited us and didn't meet him at home so he decided to sit and wait. My younger brother and a neighbor (both were like 5yrs old) were in the living room when he came in and they watched him sit, I was close by in another room, suddenly I just heard these children telling our guest to get up, I guess he ignored them, then they dropped the bombshell, 'why are you short?'. (He was like 5ft4).
that neighbor's child said my own daddy is tall o, he gave birth to me and my sister, my brother also told him the same thing.
I was dumbfounded.
Guess the man was offended cos he re-told the story to my dad when my dad returned.

There was a day i was in the office with my son and he kept distracting my attention from what I was doing. Infact I was very angry and I asked him to seat quietly, and he obeyed but after 2 mins of seating, he said Mummy I AM SEATING BECAUSE YOU FORCED ME TO DO SO BUT INSIDE ME I AM STANDING. I was short of words to reply him

Vainglory:
I was driving behind a group of kids going home from school (somewhere in Anambra state). I tapped my horn to alert them. One of them just turned to face me and put one finger across his lips to indicate that I was making noise. I was shocked.

lols,like shhhhhhh,we can hear u now,so ease up a lil will ya? Kids sha....

This kid came to me with a primary 4 assignment and asked if I "know it". I told him no, I don't know it. Silly kid.

Kachisbarbie:
*Show me your bum-bum : finally discovered he picked it up from the househelp.

*Then my ex, kid bro once asked me, "everytime I see you with my uncle. Don't you go to school?"

Good question and what was your answer?
Be honest oh!
Hahahaha!

I can only imagine what dis baby is trying to say.....
" mum you be agbaya o, u wan finish my Bobo ni "?

Kachisbarbie:
*Show me your bum-bum : finally discovered he picked it up from the househelp.

*Then my ex, kid bro once asked me, "everytime I see you with my uncle. Don't you go to school?"

LOL. Shots fired!

I just moved into an apartment.I told my landlord my name so as to give me receipt.My landlord as a rabbit.My landlord's kids called their rabbit with my name.so insulting.I reduce interaction with them.

mine was my little OJ dat i conduct home lesson 4 said"aunty do u use 2 teach urself in skul " "me am in baby skul aunty pls dnt beat me" u wil chop koboko

On dis page to laugh, realy gat me lol.

haftob:

U knw dia's dis tin about lil kids, they don't knw aw to hide dia feelings. U neva can tell mayb u av dis buzzing and oozing mouth odour weneva u're talking to him b4 u brush in the mornin,
so pls check urself dear

Chai see finishing ... Lwkmd u badt gan ooh

My lil sibling perhaps 6yrs once requested me to buy sweet for him, I said I got no money he then said "if u buy the money will to you buy sweet for me"? He die last years September.

freecitizn:
Ok...so I was at the salon getting a haircut and an elderly man walked in with two little boys...

Boy: Uncle XXXX, are you poor?

Man: Why?

Boy: Because you always drive daddy and us...where is your own car?

I shame for the old driver

naughty kids. de sure cud use more discipline....

DotaOfAKnig:
It happened to my female friend dat came 2visit me...my neigbour's dota of abt 4yrs, ran in2 d kitchen, where we were and jst looked at my friend and said "aunty u look like a cow"
I cudnt help it, I jst bursted into laughter

Even me. I cant help but laugh!

Lwtmb

I passed by my little bro sitting next to my mum smtimes back. After looking at my height he asked my mum whether they gave birth to me like they did to the rest of them. :/

My younger brother saw me with a girl way back.
after getting home, he said bros that your girl sha... she no try at all

KingTom:
Please don't call the name again o, he is an evil spirit

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ellahzy:


lol ...which one is Chimerase2?

bia kingtom so e dn reach wia u go dey use me pursue fine gal okwaya

This happened to my aunty. Her husband had visitors in the sitting room and she was busy in the kitchen preparing something. Her son of about 5years old was there with her and she let out a fart. This small boy ran to the sitting room and was shouting uuuuhhuuuuuummmmmmnn mummy don mess!

It took the grace of God for my aunty to show her face in that sitting room when the guests were still around

DotaOfAKnig:
It happened to my female friend dat came 2visit me...my neigbour's dota of abt 4yrs, ran in2 d kitchen, where we were and jst looked at my friend and said "aunty u look like a cow"
I cudnt help it, I jst bursted into laughter

Are you sure it was not you?

Ok, sometimes last year, my friend's niece was asking for goodies from her grandma, and the grandma told her she wasn't going to give that she'd enough already. The girl started crying and i was like "awww, crystal is crying, oya sowi", immediately she wiped the tears off and said "stop telling me sowi, i'm only faking it"... This girl was 2years old as at then, but she speaks like an adults and those words of hers made me wonder till date tho i busted out laughing after i realized i was punked

Mubarak1:
My lil sibling perhaps 6yrs once requested me to buy sweet for him, I said I got no money he then said "if u buy the money will to you buy sweet for me"? He die last years September.

may he rest in peace.

Another scenario, my aunt friend was taking her two daughters to school.
The elder one is 7years and she was putting on sports wear, the younger one, 3years, wore a bum short.
When I saw them, I was like "Precious, why are you putting on bum short, you wanna seduce all the boys in your class?".
She frowned her face and eyed me; then uttered, "Leave me jor, See as e be"

DotaOfAKnig:
It happened to my female friend dat came 2visit me...my neigbour's dota of abt 4yrs, ran in2 d kitchen, where we were and jst looked at my friend and said "aunty u look like a cow"
I cudnt help it, I jst bursted into laughter

hahahahahahaha

haha hahahaha

chimerase2:
bia kingtom so e dn reach wia u go dey use me pursue fine gal okwaya

lol...no vex o

azora:
There was a day i was in the office with my son and he kept distracting my attention from what I was doing. Infact I was very angry and I asked him to seat quietly, and he obeyed but after 2 mins of seating, he said Mummy I AM SEATING BECAUSE YOU FORCED ME TO DO SO BUT INSIDE ME I AM STANDING. I was short of words to reply him

lol

sharp dude

I and my fiancee went to say hi to my brother, after awhile I held my fiancee's hand taking a walk, my 5yrs old nephew asked me " uncle whr are u taking her? are going to make out?".......i was shocked!