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Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by sexyjennik(f): 10:05pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Mine would be when my kid brother told his friend am their housemaid cos I do virtually all the house chores considering am the eldest. When his friend came visiting, he asked me auntie, are you a maid? I was like what? ![]() Where did you get that from? ![]() He was like Great said so I called my kid brother and asked him why he called me a maid ![]() ![]() Guess what he said ![]() That I work too much and he doesn't like it ![]() Na so we table the matter and from that day, my people, my work reduced. Funny enough that silly utterance made me stopped most of the chores and transferred to my other siblings ![]() 10 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:09pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
A girl of about 7years I met in a saloon said my hair wasn't fine and insisted the hair stylist change it all because I only retouched and didn't fix a long hair like the other aunty did. 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by DotaOfAKnig(f): 10:10pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
It happened to my female friend dat came 2visit me...my neigbour's dota of abt 4yrs, ran in2 d kitchen, where we were and jst looked at my friend and said "aunty u look like a cow" I cudnt help it, I jst bursted into laughter 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nimrod81: 10:13pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
I took a family friends son out two years ago to get snacks at an eatery. He was three years old then. When we got there I asked him to point at any thing he wanted so the attendant could serve him. He pointed at a snack then looked as me and asked "can you afford it". I and the female attendant almost died of laughter and the fine boy was just grinning sheepishly... 33 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by mamadsquare: 10:14pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
A friend of my dad once visited us and didn't meet him at home so he decided to sit and wait. My younger brother and a neighbor (both were like 5yrs old) were in the living room when he came in and they watched him sit, I was close by in another room, suddenly I just heard these children telling our guest to get up, I guess he ignored them, then they dropped the bombshell, 'why are you short?'. (He was like 5ft4). that neighbor's child said my own daddy is tall o, he gave birth to me and my sister, my brother also told him the same thing. I was dumbfounded. Guess the man was offended cos he re-told the story to my dad when my dad returned. 14 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:16pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
There was a day i was in the office with my son and he kept distracting my attention from what I was doing. Infact I was very angry and I asked him to seat quietly, and he obeyed but after 2 mins of seating, he said Mummy I AM SEATING BECAUSE YOU FORCED ME TO DO SO BUT INSIDE ME I AM STANDING. I was short of words to reply him 55 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by streetzdreamz(m): 10:19pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Vainglory:lols,like shhhhhhh,we can hear u now,so ease up a lil will ya? Kids sha.... 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:21pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
This kid came to me with a primary 4 assignment and asked if I "know it". I told him no, I don't know it. Silly kid. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:24pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie:Good question and what was your answer? Be honest oh! Hahahaha! 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by cmpunk: 10:26pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
I can only imagine what dis baby is trying to say..... " mum you be agbaya o, u wan finish my Bobo ni "? 5 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nuvally: 10:27pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie: LOL. Shots fired! 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:28pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
I just moved into an apartment.I told my landlord my name so as to give me receipt.My landlord as a rabbit.My landlord's kids called their rabbit with my name.so insulting.I reduce interaction with them. 8 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by kelish(f): 10:28pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
mine was my little OJ dat i conduct home lesson 4 said"aunty do u use 2 teach urself in skul " "me am in baby skul aunty pls dnt beat me" u wil chop koboko |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Xcex: 10:31pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
On dis page to laugh, realy gat me lol. |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by ligopedro: 10:34pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
haftob:Chai see finishing ... Lwkmd u badt gan ooh |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Mubarak1(m): 10:37pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
My lil sibling perhaps 6yrs once requested me to buy sweet for him, I said I got no money he then said "if u buy the money will to you buy sweet for me"? He die last years September. 6 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by ogorsthinner(f): 10:38pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
freecitizn: naughty kids. de sure cud use more discipline.... 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:38pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
DotaOfAKnig:Even me. I cant help but laugh! Lwtmb 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by coolxpat(m): 10:39pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
I passed by my little bro sitting next to my mum smtimes back. After looking at my height he asked my mum whether they gave birth to me like they did to the rest of them. :/ 5 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Tegatons: 10:43pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
My younger brother saw me with a girl way back. after getting home, he said bros that your girl sha... she no try at all 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by chimerase2: 10:45pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Missyetty(f): 10:47pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
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Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by chimerase2: 10:51pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
ellahzy:bia kingtom so e dn reach wia u go dey use me pursue fine gal okwaya ![]() |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:52pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
This happened to my aunty. Her husband had visitors in the sitting room and she was busy in the kitchen preparing something. Her son of about 5years old was there with her and she let out a fart. This small boy ran to the sitting room and was shouting uuuuhhuuuuuummmmmmnn mummy don mess! ![]() ![]() ![]() It took the grace of God for my aunty to show her face in that sitting room when the guests were still around ![]() 31 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by eaglechild: 10:52pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
DotaOfAKnig: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Are you sure it was not you? 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Mogenerous(f): 10:55pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Ok, sometimes last year, my friend's niece was asking for goodies from her grandma, and the grandma told her she wasn't going to give that she'd enough already. The girl started crying and i was like "awww, crystal is crying, oya sowi", immediately she wiped the tears off and said "stop telling me sowi, i'm only faking it"... This girl was 2years old as at then, but she speaks like an adults and those words of hers made me wonder till date tho i busted out laughing after i realized i was punked 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by kendraloops: 10:55pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Mubarak1: may he rest in peace. 20 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:56pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Another scenario, my aunt friend was taking her two daughters to school. The elder one is 7years and she was putting on sports wear, the younger one, 3years, wore a bum short. When I saw them, I was like "Precious, why are you putting on bum short, you wanna seduce all the boys in your class?". She frowned her face and eyed me; then uttered, "Leave me jor, See as e be" ![]() 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Abbey2sam(m): 10:57pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
DotaOfAKnig: hahahahahahaha haha hahahaha |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by ellahzy(f): 10:57pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
chimerase2: lol...no vex o |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Abbey2sam(m): 11:00pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
azora: lol sharp dude |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by darep: 11:01pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
I and my fiancee went to say hi to my brother, after awhile I held my fiancee's hand taking a walk, my 5yrs old nephew asked me " uncle whr are u taking her? are going to make out?".......i was shocked! |
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