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Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by killercute16(m): 11:01pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
crusufixo:*Falls from aeroplane*warris this na |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:02pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
AgapeCharis:chei 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:05pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Lastly, my 6years old cousin gave me a fatal brutality. Sometimes, I just feel like insulting her jokingly and she will retaliate. One day, I logged in to Nairaland and saw a thread where Mr cork insulted someone, and called her a "baby Elephant". When I got home, I was like: Me: Michelle, see your head like baby elephant. ![]() She: Your own like baby dragon. Me: Your face like squirrel. She threw a bombshell in pidgin. She: See your face like monkey wey dey chop shìt. ![]() P.S- Her mum don't take it lightly when she speaks pidgin and she learnt it from a neighbour. ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:05pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Ranks007: ![]() |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by rezzy: 11:06pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
ItsAnderson:The child can't be lying, pic of your head or she is correct 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Abbey2sam(m): 11:06pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Missyetty: this one nah brutality |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nimrod81: 11:06pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Mogenerous:Abeg fear that pikin oh..... 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by blakky97(m): 11:08pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
ItsAnderson:I guess many people will check ur pix to confirm the shape of ur head. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Isaacmacdon(m): 11:08pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
lol:..bn reading .quite hilarious..... my lil bro told me somethin I wudnt forget.... We were discussing suddenly in d process of d discussion I playfully slap him..d next tin he said was "see I don't like dis,y r u slapping me"... anoda was we were playin a game nd I told him to pinch my skin which he did ..wen it was my turn to pinch his,he den said.. "im tired,very vry tired,I don't want to play again".... mehn funny old man.. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by veave(f): 11:10pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
haftob: Not necessarily, he just repeats what his mom asks him almost every morning. A child will out rightly tell you your mouth smells... 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:11pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
I spanked my 3yr old nephew for playing with dirty water,he cried alot and later wiped his tears. He was about heading out when he suddenly turned and shouted ''Dogo yaroooo!!!'' 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by chimerase2: 11:13pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
ellahzy:how I no go vex wen e dn use me get u finish and u say make I no vex ![]() Oya talk tru u dn gree for amu? ![]() |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by saaedlee: 11:14pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
I attended a wedding with my girlfriend, immediately I was offered a seat, a little girl walked up to me and said "don't marry her". 10 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by tzoracle: 11:16pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
I was calling my bae and we were talking dirty and my lil bro of four was like Broda bro frank washes better dan u I was like omg! 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Ollyfad(f): 11:16pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
crusufixo:d guy is trying to tell d fada dat e doesnt av a monopoly on marrying ppls mum! ![]() 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by vjsmiles: 11:24pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Zohan:albino ? ![]() |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Preshie(f): 11:27pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie: Your PC looks so much like mine. Is it HP Pavilion G6? If it is and it's purple, tell it that it has a twin ![]() |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:28pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:30pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Enypie: ![]() |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by SisiNini(f): 11:37pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
A bird made a nest at my window and immediately my 7 year old niece tried to chase it away... I shouted on her to stop... That was how she turned and asked me 'Aunty did dat bird come to visit u?' Na so I tell her sharply ' Noooooo my dear... I'm not a WITCH ooo' One night, a friend dat was asking me out called me and requested to speak with the little girl dat normally talk in d background... So I gave the phone to my lil niece... She asked d guy what he was doing and he said he was lying down... Suddenly and with a serious tone, she jux asked d guy 'Uncle who is sleeping with you on your bed?' I was so embarrassed dat I gave her a slap on her back... The guy didn't bliv I was not d one that told her to ask dat question... Tho we later joked abt it... She once asked me if I wanted to be a boy... I asked her why and she said cos I always put on trousers... She looked at her Dad one day in the midst of everyone and blurted 'Ahn ahn! Daddieeeee! Do you want to give birth?!' (Cos of his pot-belly)... #buahahahahahah... #Kids_are_wonderful. #love_kids 21 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Mubarak1(m): 11:38pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
kendraloops:Thank You |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by U2ice(m): 11:43pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Mine is.... "Hmm uncle ur hand is smellin igbo" ...Jst finishd smokin den playfully rubbed ma hand on d face of ma lil niece.....I shock wen I hear 'igbo' 5 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by sparkleRed(f): 11:44pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
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Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Molz(m): 11:52pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
searching4love:na lie jhhoerrr 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by U2ice(m): 11:57pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
mifavour: Adopt 1....de r adorable n hilarious |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by jerrymej(m): 12:01am On Feb 12, 2015 |
My little boy of 4yrs old (sibling) at home shouted at me frankly for not showing a sign of respect when welcoming a stranger that comes to our house.. And I was like "there's a spirit been injected into this little RAT to speak such and emphatic words to me"... Though I laughed it all together. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:05am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Mubarak1: Hugs ...he is resting in peace I know this And what he said s funny too 6 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Sapeleboy(m): 12:06am On Feb 12, 2015 |
My GF 8years old sister, anytime i dey pee she go like 2 look my joy stick, so 1 day i ask am ME- wetin u dey look GIRL- (smiling) now i knw y my sister love u die ME- why GIRL- she like BIG BIG things. Na so i open my mouth wide put hands 4 head. |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Henrypraise: 12:11am On Feb 12, 2015 |
As a bachelor, I go to my married friends house to eat most tyms, especially in d evenin. I was walkin towards his compound n met his wife n kids outside d compound, pple were passing by n d 4yr old daughter ran towards d gate, blocked d gate n started shoutin: No! No! No!, I won't let u in, u want to cum and eat our fud again. Damn I was angry + d hunger n embarrassment, I had to force laugh while d mom was reprimandin her. everybody hu heard started laughin. She is such a lovely lil n observant angel cos dat was my routine mission. 21 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by dammyluv911(f): 12:20am On Feb 12, 2015 |
aunty ur bumbum is big 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by bobsamuel(m): 12:41am On Feb 12, 2015 |
ItsAnderson:but she z right 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by lepasharon(f): 1:35am On Feb 12, 2015 |
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