crusufixo:
Once heard a gist from a former colleague that his seven year old son came to him one night....with all seriousness and told him dat he wanted to get married

After laughing for a while...he asked him who he wanted to get married to and the boy with all seriousness told him that he wanted to marry his grand mum

and when his dad asked him why.....the boy answered because his dad married his own mum....

AgapeCharis:
This happened to my aunty. Her husband had visitors in the sitting room and she was busy in the kitchen preparing something. Her son of about 5years old was there with her and she let out a fart. This small boy ran to the sitting room and was shouting uuuuhhuuuuuummmmmmnn mummy don mess!

It took the grace of God for my aunty to show her face in that sitting room when the guests were still around

Ranks007:
chei

ItsAnderson:

Today i went to pick my lil niece back from school. She is about 7 years old and very troublesome to me. As we were walking back home, she looked at me with all seriousness and told me ''that my head is shaped like brown beans and that i'm lucky she even talks to me in public''.....

Missyetty:
My younger sis and I wia dancing, so my 4 years old niece came into the sitin rum nd ask us, she eyin mejeji gbadun sha (are you both alright)....

Mogenerous:
Ok, sometimes last year, my friend's niece was asking for goodies from her grandma, and the grandma told her she wasn't going to give that she'd enough already. The girl started crying and i was like "awww, crystal is crying, oya sowi", immediately she wiped the tears off and said "stop telling me sowi, i'm only faking it"... This girl was 2years old as at then, but she speaks like an adults and those words of hers made me wonder till date tho i busted out laughing after i realized i was punked

ItsAnderson:

Today i went to pick my lil niece back from school. She is about 7 years old and very troublesome to me. As we were walking back home, she looked at me with all seriousness and told me ''that my head is shaped like brown beans and that i'm lucky she even talks to me in public''.....

haftob:

U knw dia's dis tin about lil kids, they don't knw aw to hide dia feelings. U neva can tell mayb u av dis buzzing and oozing mouth odour weneva u're talking to him b4 u brush in the mornin,
so pls check urself dear

ellahzy:


lol...no vex o

crusufixo:
Once heard a gist from a former colleague that his seven year old son came to him one night....with all seriousness and told him dat he wanted to get married

After laughing for a while...he asked him who he wanted to get married to and the boy with all seriousness told him that he wanted to marry his grand mum

and when his dad asked him why.....the boy answered because his dad married his own mum....

Zohan:
Mine wasn't shocking tho.
A curious cousin once asked me why i was soo yellow Hehe
5years old girl eh!
Children of nowadays no dey fear sha.

albino ?

Kachisbarbie:
*Show me your bum-bum : finally discovered he picked it up from the househelp.

*Then my ex, kid bro once asked me, "everytime I see you with my uncle. Don't you go to school?"

vjsmiles:
albino ?

Enypie:
I spanked my 3yr old nephew for playing with dirty water,he cried alot and later wiped his tears. He was about heading out when he suddenly turned and shouted ''Dogo yaroooo!!!''

kendraloops:


may he rest in peace.

searching4love:
A KID SAID TO ME:


BRO IS 69 REALLY THE BEST ORAL POSITION

mifavour:
ain't got a kid sis

Mubarak1:
My lil sibling perhaps 6yrs once requested me to buy sweet for him, I said I got no money he then said "if u buy the money will to you buy sweet for me"? He die last years September.

ItsAnderson:

Today i went to pick my lil niece back from school. She is about 7 years old and very troublesome to me. As we were walking back home, she looked at me with all seriousness and told me ''that my head is shaped like brown beans and that i'm lucky she even talks to me in public''.....

dammyluv911:
aunty ur bumbum is big