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Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:39am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Lol. Funny comments. ![]() |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:49am On Feb 12, 2015 |
My nephew has told me lots of shocking and annoying things o but the 3 I will never forget. The first one was when he told me "aunty I like your big bumbum, but why is my own small" ? I nearly kill am that day. The second was when he told me "aunty I have found a wife" eh...fear catch me ![]() ![]() ![]() This one is funny and each time I remember it I laugh like kilode. I took my little nephew to the ATM machine, on our way home he said to me..'Aunty, now I know what to tell my father, I will tell him not to keep going to work and never to worry about money again, I now know where money is'. I asked him where money is and he said 'ATM' he further went to say 'I will tell my daddy to just type his name on the ATM machine and money will come out. Aunty I saw you type your name and plenty money came out' I couldn't stop laughing. 13 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:56am On Feb 12, 2015 |
ItsAnderson:Lwkmd. There must be an element of truth in what she said. ![]() *Runs to check his dp* |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by lovemko(m): 2:23am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Caracta: i love dem girls just like that... ![]() |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Purity01(f): 4:21am On Feb 12, 2015 |
It happened dat I was dressing in front of dis 5yrs old boy(sincethen av realised no boy is small ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 5:17am On Feb 12, 2015 |
One small pikin for my work place today tell me say I dey rude, when we were playing snakes and ladders and I dey try tell am the rules. I was like, if we were to be in Nigeria eh, the kain knock I for knock your head. Disrespectful kid! ![]() 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by squarelead(m): 5:19am On Feb 12, 2015 |
My little cousin soo funny, I caned him and he said " Stupid Uncle Ayo". |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by debonairprinx(m): 6:07am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Nimrod81: Waoh! What a modest spirit in that child. He was smart and considerate enough to know it aint right to make others uncomfortable just so you wana get what yo want. I just hope some of our ladies adopt that attitude. God bless the boy richly. 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by CircleOfWilis: 6:24am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Sapeleboy:uncle u can lie oo 7 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by mifavour(f): 6:40am On Feb 12, 2015 |
U2ice: haha when I give birth i'll treat her as one |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by areee(m): 6:58am On Feb 12, 2015 |
I was chit-chating in low tone with my wife on d bed one Saturday morning, we were so engrossed with d talk that we didn't notice when my 3yrs old son came in. He took a space on d bed with us. After few minutes he shouted " oooooooooooo haha u guys are disturbing me" I had to pause and check time, it was around 6 am. I told him that he wasn't invited and better go back to his room. he said " ok o, let me go n get my cane" I'm still expecting him sha. ![]() |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Idrhas(m): 7:03am On Feb 12, 2015 |
ItsAnderson:to be sincere first thing I did was to check you picture |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by horpeyemmi66(m): 7:17am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Well it happened several years ago when I went visiting my mum in company of my dad in the hospital after she gave birth to my immediate brother and I saw my brother in the baby's cot and was like, " Mummy is this our baby?", my Mum said yes then I questioned further "How much is the baby?" 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by goldiam(f): 7:24am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Mine happened about 10years ago I av this neighbou of about. 4yrs she was soo fond of me,that I often pet her to sleep.because if I was not by her side she would not sleep.then one night as usual after petting her to sleep the next morning when I went to their flat her mum was scolding her that she wee wee on her bed and immediately she saw me she said mum "e no me that wee wee is anty gold" I was like hun and all of us started laughing. The second incidence happend after some days.I just came back from school then nd I heard her cryn I quickly went to their flat and lo and behold this little girl refused anyone to throw her poo away she said is anty gold that will do that I was like what d Bleep does she think she was doing me a favour or something hahahahah it was soo funny.anyway I guess she would av grown up to be a beautiful teen now cuz after sometime the whole family relocated to london till date althoug,I av lost contact with them. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by bayulll01(m): 7:27am On Feb 12, 2015 |
ItsAnderson:yeeepaa I will skin her alive lol,she's humorous all you need to do is teach her manners,lol did ur head really look like that |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by U2ice(m): 8:01am On Feb 12, 2015 |
mifavour: What r u still waitin 4? |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by teiluj(f): 8:01am On Feb 12, 2015 |
coolxpat:lol my younger sister asked my mom the Same question years ago |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by mifavour(f): 8:06am On Feb 12, 2015 |
U2ice: chill! |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by 1dafullymade(f): 8:13am On Feb 12, 2015 |
corisande:azhin ee...i dd same, had to check his PP.... that kid is mouthed..damn! 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Mubarak1(m): 8:27am On Feb 12, 2015 |
milychocs:By God grace.. Thank you sis 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by treasuress: 8:28am On Feb 12, 2015 |
mine was when my baby cousin of about 3yrs told me in the presence of our family members, YOU NOR GO GREET ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by verycheese: 8:36am On Feb 12, 2015 |
ItsAnderson:kids don't lie though 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by LoveMEBaby(m): 8:41am On Feb 12, 2015 |
MizMyColi:Ki leleyi nso................... |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by MizMyColi(f): 8:45am On Feb 12, 2015 |
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Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by KingTom(m): 8:45am On Feb 12, 2015 |
ellahzy:Abeg if you communicate with that spirit, you are on your own o ![]() |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by LoveMEBaby(m): 8:45am On Feb 12, 2015 |
sparkleRed:**just feel like quoting you without no reason 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by KingTom(m): 8:46am On Feb 12, 2015 |
chimerase2:I dey try give you babe na, as my boss ![]() |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by KingTom(m): 8:47am On Feb 12, 2015 |
chimerase2:You go give yourself wrinkles o ![]() |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by KingTom(m): 8:48am On Feb 12, 2015 |
ellahzy: ![]() 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Adaezeagu(f): 8:55am On Feb 12, 2015 |
searching4love:na lie 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by BreezyRita(f): 8:57am On Feb 12, 2015 |
ItsAnderson: Ah! Hiohioohiohihiiiiii ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That girl is bad! But make I confirm sha; D |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by chimerase2: 9:21am On Feb 12, 2015 |
KingTom:just expantiate and dnt narrowciate how I take be evil spirit Be specific cus ifit provoke dis morning nw ![]() |
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