cupidora:
My HOD who was also my lecturer in one course had a set a rules to be obeyed when doing his assignments;
1.Your margin must be 1.5 inches wide
2.You must use British spellings not American
3.Your full-scap sheet must be a single sheet,not two pages

Dacronym:
Everything about my school annoys me. Unqualified, Small boy lecturers behaving any how

Ilovenigeria:
Had missing script , went to the lecturer to inquire about it, the man started toasting me, I went to my HOD to complain that one started touching my breast.i left and carried the course over.

samuelson06:
Came to his class late. But he insisted I should leave. I then began to beg him that I couldn't struggle for bus from main gate to library like other students but my pleas felled on deft ears. And then he was advancing towards me. What exactly for? Well a fight. Had to run out of the class and he pursued me. As if that wasn't enough, he deployed spies to watch out for me anytime I enter his class. A close friend hinted me about it and I had to drop the course till the following year.
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Dacronym:
A lecturer asking u 'which country is craig david from' in exam.

fadjnr:
Mr Soroungbe. That man ehn na evil man. Well I was having an exam in his course I carried over in my finals and fortunately or unfortunately I forgot my ID card at home, after a couple of minutes he came into the exam hall and asked me to step out cos I didn't have my ID card on me. Come see beg o, The man didn't bulge, eventually I asked him if it would be his Joy to see me spill over because of his course, he was dumbfounded by my question the yeye man's reply was would i be happy if they sacked him but he still didn't let me in o. I just went upstairs told the HOD my plight, she came down and ordered him to allow me in. If u see as the man dey shake. I no fit forget that foolish man for my life.

tosyne2much:
Lemme keep the ball rolling

**He's my HOD and also a lecturer, that man is just damn wicked**

During my first year, when our first semester result was pasted, I went straight to the board and after checking my grades, the not so tall ones who couldn't see the board due to height ish didn't allow me go thereby disturbing me to help them check theirs

# Fast-Farward#
My HOD came out of his office and saw students clustered around the result board, he went into his office and came back few minutes later. When he came out, he looked at me for a few seconds because I was the centre of the result checking stuff and he said " hey you get out of there! " Inwardly I was like, ahn ahn wetin happen ?, are you drunk? I was just looking at him as if it mistakenly slipped out of his tongue. He repeated the same thing and that was when I knew it wasn't a slip of tongue, he said " you are happy checking your result now abi ?, when second semester result is being pasted you will not be happy with your grades.. Woooooow !

I couldn't believe my ears, at that instance, it was as if I should move close to him and squeeze his ears but for where ? Only if I wan re-write JAMB

** Needless I say, when second semester was pasted, I dropped 32.5 points **

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The old principal gave me "" in his course and as a graduating student and made me come out with the grade "2.99"{lower credit} as against 3.00 {upper credit} i planned and struggled to cum out wit during my year in the polytechnic ## ###very annoying....######

timawoku:
It was during a test in my final year, there had been this beautiful girl I hoped we would date but later just became friends, it was fin 413(finance), this girl seem to forget her formula and she began fretting, I knew the question only too much because I practiced that particular question very well, we were given 1hr, I finished under 30mins and resorted to helping people out, naturally the girl came to mind first, I started telling her the formulas (and did not realize the main lecturer of the course had walked in and was seeing everything I was doing), he motioned the invigillator who later realized what I was doing, na so this invigilator carry am for head o, he took my paper, tore it, and said he would make sure that I never graduate that year,(he was taking us agric finance,a prerequisite) that I will fail his course (even the lecturer that owns the course was like;wat da?, you dey beef this boy before?),he walked me out, (and me no send, I no even beg am) he later chased after me, said I would face dept panel, he said as long as he was living, I would not graduate, (funny part was I did not finch, I was just staring at him like I was watching a movie, all I needed was popcorn),even the owner of the course was pleading on my behalf ( I was one of his best students). He later even cancelled that test (because there was mass failure) and did anoda which I was the highest.

Then alas

His (the invigilator) course was removed from prerequisite and was made optional, he had accident and he was changed, I still went ahead and did his course (we were only 4 students and another lecturer took the lecture) and guess what? I conquered the dude!

Doxie69:
Mine happened in 2012,when God want to arrest you for impersonating he will make you not to heed to any instruction. A friend of mine had C.O in Engr 101 so I registered the exam for him using my picture and answering his name. The exam was to start by 9am and those in 3rd year was writing STA 203 that same day and time n my friend also carrying the STA 203 tight. The invigilator started to call names until it reached that of my friend. He called his name and I came out the man was surprised and said to me ,u are not the one if I see him I will know.I stood my ground and said I am the one,even my friend became afraid dt time cos the man told me IF U DARE ENTER THAT HALL, u will see what I will do to u. Yet, I ignored him and went inside and sat down. Unfortunately,the Engr 101 had to be shifted to 12 noon cos of the STA 203 that was clashing. I was coming out of the hall innocently when from nowhere the HOD of my friend's dept grabbed me from behind and held my waist. He brought the admit card I used to register the course and said to me,why did u enter that hall cos I have never seen u in my dept b4 and I know all my students. Hmm story don change I replied him I didn't hear the invigilator well b4 cos I tot I heard my name dt time. Hmm na so case take start,he dragged me to his office with the help of other lecturers and locked me inside. He asked if I had been to the police cell b4 I answered yea that I have. He said to me dt means u are a good customer. He brought out his handset, made a call to the Chief Security Officer n said we have the impersonator now start coming. 10 minutes later , they came to the ABE dept with a Hilux Van and two men holding pump action gun,they led me into the back and all eyes was on me. We reached d security cell after writing down the statement I was released when the HOD left around 1pm, even the exam I wasn't able to write for my friend again. My friend also was surprised that I could go to dt extent to defend him , out of the security with my freedom intact we had to shun d exam and drink some bottles to calm our head down.

Kachisbarbie:
This will be sweet

None comes to mind.
I avoided my Lecturers like plagues.

When I was graduating, one told me - "so,
you 're the Onyinye...hiding yourself from me but you give all these small-small boys for free"...hahahahahaha.

timawoku:
It was during a test in my final year, there had been this beautiful girl I hoped we would date but later just became friends, it was fin 413(finance), this girl seem to forget her formula and she began fretting, I knew the question only too much because I practiced that particular question very well, we were given 1hr, I finished under 30mins and resorted to helping people out, naturally the girl came to mind first, I started telling her the formulas (and did not realize the main lecturer of the course had walked in and was seeing everything I was doing), he motioned the invigillator who later realized what I was doing, na so this invigilator carry am for head o, he took my paper, tore it, and said he would make sure that I never graduate that year,(he was taking us agric finance,a prerequisite) that I will fail his course (even the lecturer that owns the course was like;wat da?, you dey beef this boy before?),he walked me out, (and me no send, I no even beg am) he later chased after me, said I would face dept panel, he said as long as he was living, I would not graduate, (funny part was I did not finch, I was just staring at him like I was watching a movie, all I needed was popcorn),even the owner of the course was pleading on my behalf ( I was one of his best students). He later even cancelled that test (because there was mass failure) and did anoda which I was the highest.

Then alas

His (the invigilator) course was removed from prerequisite and was made optional, he had accident and he was changed, I still went ahead and did his course (we were only 4 students and another lecturer took the lecture) and guess what? I conquered the dude!