Oh my gosh guys, I'm freaking out. A friend sent this link to me and its fvcking hilarious!


If you have a short attention span, you can start from 6:45



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LpytjPLGoE#t=440

This topic already hit front page a few days ago.

Anyway. He is actually correct...if he were living in medieval times.

In those days (not in Africa, take note), it was considered a serious scandal for a wife to even show she was enjoying the sex, talk less of suggesting different sexual positions. A respectable and honourable man had sex with his wife only in the missionary position. If he used 'doggie' for instance on his wife, it was regarded that he viewed his wife as a common wh0re and the woman would go crying to her folk to ask the man what she did wrong. A certain king(I forget his name now) once deflowered his wife by taking her from behind. The woman was so insulted she attempted suicide. (history buffs help me out.)


So yeah, his message is accurate but rather off point...by about 500yrs.
Brb.

5minsmadness:
This topic already hit front page a few days ago.

Dang!



.....but the dude said it was God that told him. Didn't you listen to all his ascending and descending jargon? I'm sorry for you, demons are going to have fun cutting your flesh if you keep engaging in sexual immorality with your wife. Cease and desist dude, for the kingdom of God is at hand.

I'm just happy folks like TV01 will be going to hell after all.........

Oh ffs

Oh sh1t! There is a second video! This one actually points out what his real problem is.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScxNtJh0K5c

Shollypopzz:




I'm just happy folks like TV01 will be going to hell after all.........

don't disturb that man's (TV) peace, he recently took possession of a baby princess

BTW congrats to him

Im dead! When you climb onto your husband and get into position, must it be related to Hindu rituals? The missionary position is still featured in the Kamasutra so his argument is fluff from that perspective

Why's he so angry tho?

Dheartless:



don't disturb that man's (TV) peace, he recently took possession of a baby princess

BTW congrats to him

Congrats to him and his family.

Nonsense

Shollypopzz are you a cow? Is that what God made you? You are climbing ontop of your husband performing sexual immoralities and you call it rocking horse.

This is nigga is high.

freecocoa:
You are climbing ontop of your husband performing sexual immoralities and you call it rocking horse.

This is nigga is high.

LMAO!! Girl, I died when I watched this video. The dude is a special kind of crazy, and he truly believes the crap he's spewing.

Shollypopzz:


LMAO!! Girl, I died when I watched this video. The dude is a special kind of crazy, and he truly believes the crap he's spewing.

Peeps like this man are the reason why I don't take Nigerian christianity serious, dude even said he was told by God.

I can't just imagine what having sex via only missionary position, for the rest of my life will be like. .

Hear his reason sef, "and Adam knew eve", this man craze no get rival.

I'm shocked this nyggah decided to go against the grain/norm of naij pastors in the UK.

All they ever do on TV is talk about why folks need to give nothing less than £20 as offering, and healing folks via TV.

For this nyggah to actually branch out to talk about sex and the biblical ethics associated with it, he has to be lauded for trying regardless of how ridiculous he might sound.

Shalom, Pastor - breath of fresh air.

freecocoa:
Peeps like this man are the reason why I DON'T TAKE NIGERIAN CHRISTIANITY SERIOUS, dude even said he was told by God.

I can't just imagine what having sex via only missionary position, for the rest of my life will be like. .

Hear his reason sef, "and Adam knew eve", this man craze no get rival.

freecocoa:
Peeps like this man are the reason why I DON'T TAKE NIGERIAN CHRISTIANITY SERIOUS, dude even said he was told by God.

I can't just imagine what having sex via only missionary position, for the rest of my life will be like. .

Hear his reason sef, "and Adam knew eve", this man craze no get rival.

Dorisbest:

Are you now stalking me?

freecocoa:
Are you now stalking me?

W

Dorisbest:

Woman go and sleep o, I thought you already said 'goodnight'

freecocoa:
WWoman go and sleep o, I thought you already said 'goodnight'

cocoa, who the hell are u to tell me wen to sleep and wen not to? Park well.

Dorisbest:

cocoa, who the hell are u to tell me wen to sleep and wen not to? Park well.

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Why are you yelling at me na? You want me to vex for you?

freecocoa:
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Why are you yelling at me na? You want me to vex for you?

Sharrap

Dorisbest:

Sharrap

I no blame you.

Shollypopzz:

I'm just happy folks like TV01 will be going to hell after all.........

Can't say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but wifey and are I already subscribe to this doctrine . Not only do we limit our intimate relations to every third Wednesday and an end-to-end time of 2 mins 37 seconds approx - we use an egg-timer - we only ever engage in the one position. And always partially clothed (I mean whats the point of fully disrobing for a 2 and a half minute interlude ) with the lights of.

Making heaven. Is my sole focus in life!

Come, are you Bananabender et al? Otherwise I've simply no idea why someone I've never heard of should want me in hell? Not to mention I'm an annihilist?


TV

^{**say after me; "sex is for procreation"**}

Dheartless:



don't disturb that man's (TV) peace, he recently took possession of a baby princess

BTW congrats to him

Cheers mate. She's keeping us all up ! But she pweety !

Shollypopzz:

Congrats to him and his family.

Thank you. Any plans to breed yourself?


TV

Mtscheew. All these pastors that won't mind their business and focus on bible mind things. What concerns you about what a couple does in the privacy of their bedroom. Madmen and their so called prophesies. Na "God" dey always talk to them alone.