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Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by Nobody: 6:42pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Oh my gosh guys, I'm freaking out. A friend sent this link to me and its fvcking hilarious! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If you have a short attention span, you can start from 6:45 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LpytjPLGoE#t=440 |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by 5minsmadness: 6:57pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
This topic already hit front page a few days ago. Anyway. He is actually correct...if he were living in medieval times. In those days (not in Africa, take note), it was considered a serious scandal for a wife to even show she was enjoying the sex, talk less of suggesting different sexual positions. A respectable and honourable man had sex with his wife only in the missionary position. If he used 'doggie' for instance on his wife, it was regarded that he viewed his wife as a common wh0re and the woman would go crying to her folk to ask the man what she did wrong. A certain king(I forget his name now) once deflowered his wife by taking her from behind. The woman was so insulted she attempted suicide. (history buffs help me out.) So yeah, his message is accurate but rather off point...by about 500yrs. Brb. |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by Nobody: 7:06pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
5minsmadness: Dang! .....but the dude said it was God that told him. Didn't you listen to all his ascending and descending jargon? I'm sorry for you, demons are going to have fun cutting your flesh if you keep engaging in sexual immorality with your wife. Cease and desist dude, for the kingdom of God is at hand. I'm just happy folks like TV01 will be going to hell after all......... 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by Nobody: 7:12pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Oh ffs ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by Nobody: 7:13pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Oh sh1t! There is a second video! This one actually points out what his real problem is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScxNtJh0K5c |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by Dheartless: 7:20pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Shollypopzz: ![]() ![]() ![]() don't disturb that man's (TV) peace, he recently took possession of a baby princess BTW congrats to him |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by Nobody: 7:28pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Im dead! When you climb onto your husband and get into position, must it be related to Hindu rituals? The missionary position is still featured in the Kamasutra so his argument is fluff from that perspective ![]() Why's he so angry tho? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by Nobody: 7:59pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Dheartless: Congrats to him and his family. |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by Nobody: 6:35pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
Nonsense |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by freecocoa(f): 9:17pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
Shollypopzz are you a cow? Is that what God made you? You are climbing ontop of your husband performing sexual immoralities and you call it rocking horse. ![]() This is nigga is high. ![]() |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by Nobody: 9:21pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
freecocoa: LMAO!! ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by freecocoa(f): 9:27pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
Shollypopzz:Peeps like this man are the reason why I don't take Nigerian christianity serious, dude even said he was told by God. I can't just imagine what having sex via only missionary position, for the rest of my life will be like. ![]() Hear his reason sef, "and Adam knew eve", this man craze no get rival. ![]() |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by SirShymexx: 10:29pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
I'm shocked this nyggah decided to go against the grain/norm of naij pastors in the UK. All they ever do on TV is talk about why folks need to give nothing less than £20 as offering, and healing folks via TV. ![]() For this nyggah to actually branch out to talk about sex and the biblical ethics associated with it, he has to be lauded for trying regardless of how ridiculous he might sound. Shalom, Pastor - breath of fresh air. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by Dorisbest(f): 10:37pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
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Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by Dorisbest(f): 10:38pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
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Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by freecocoa(f): 10:39pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
Dorisbest:Are you now stalking me? ![]() |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by Dorisbest(f): 10:42pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
freecocoa: ![]() |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by freecocoa(f): 10:44pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
W Dorisbest:Woman go and sleep o, I thought you already said 'goodnight' |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by Dorisbest(f): 10:47pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
freecocoa:cocoa, who the hell are u to tell me wen to sleep and wen not to? Park well. |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by freecocoa(f): 10:59pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
Dorisbest: ![]() ![]() ![]() Why are you yelling at me na? You want me to vex for you? ![]() |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by Dorisbest(f): 11:06pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
freecocoa:Sharrap |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by freecocoa(f): 11:19pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
Dorisbest:I no blame you. ![]() |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by TV01(m): 12:37am On Feb 22, 2015 |
Shollypopzz:Can't say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but wifey and are I already subscribe to this doctrine ![]() ![]() Making heaven. Is my sole focus in life! Come, are you Bananabender et al? Otherwise I've simply no idea why someone I've never heard of should want me in hell? Not to mention I'm an annihilist? TV **say after me; "sex is for procreation"** |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by TV01(m): 12:40am On Feb 22, 2015 |
Dheartless:Cheers mate. She's keeping us all up ![]() ![]() Shollypopzz:Thank you. Any plans to breed yourself? TV |
Re: Nigerian Pastor In The UK Says missionary Is The Only Holy Sexual Act by baby124: 12:48am On Feb 22, 2015 |
Mtscheew. All these pastors that won't mind their business and focus on bible mind things. What concerns you about what a couple does in the privacy of their bedroom. Madmen and their so called prophesies. Na "God" dey always talk to them alone. |
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