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Turn Someone On Today. by Nobody: 12:28am On Feb 21, 2015
Ladies and Gentlemen pls always brush ur mouth and shower Morning and Night to avoid mouth and body odour.Your spouse or lover may just get turned off or may just have a reason to break up with u or avoid getting intimate with you. Always use a good body Cologne. #alwayssmellnice #properhygeineisanattraction #turnsomeoneontoday

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Re: Turn Someone On Today. by luckybaddest(m): 2:04am On Feb 21, 2015
On top of orange tree with my Pepsi but not gonna come down till this topic get to front page
Re: Turn Someone On Today. by YoshiMaster: 3:11am On Feb 21, 2015
Would you rather be loved or respected? I choose respect.

Whenever I go without brushing my mouth for 1-2 weeks, I get that morefvking respect. People make way when I come through, no more lines at the bank, I simply say "hi" to each person on the Q and they let me go ahead.

Don't even talk bout the girls, they all "fall" for me at the slightest word that leaves my mouth.

I now have a super power. Gonna level up by not showering for 3weeks, then I shall be truly Unstoppable!

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Re: Turn Someone On Today. by t0pconnect: 5:34am On Feb 21, 2015
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Re: Turn Someone On Today. by yinkus4u2c(f): 7:50am On Feb 21, 2015
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Re: Turn Someone On Today. by 3DCYCLOPS: 8:02am On Feb 21, 2015
YoshiMaster:
Would you rather be loved or respected? I choose respect.

Whenever I go without brushing my mouth for 1-2 weeks, I get that morefvking respect. People make way when I come through, no more lines at the bank, I simply say "hi" to each person on the Q and they let me go ahead.

Don't even talk bout the girls, they all "fall" for me at the slightest word that leaves my mouth.

I now have a super power. Gonna level up by not showering for 3weeks, then I shall be truly Unstoppable!

Chai I yaff laff tire..
Re: Turn Someone On Today. by Nobody: 8:36am On Feb 21, 2015
t0pconnect:
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This is Demonic pls stop circulating this post.
Re: Turn Someone On Today. by Nobody: 8:43am On Feb 21, 2015
YoshiMaster:
Would you rather be loved or respected? I choose respect.

Whenever I go without brushing my mouth for 1-2 weeks, I get that morefvking respect. People make way when I come through, no more lines at the bank, I simply say "hi" to each person on the Q and they let me go ahead.

Don't even talk bout the girls, they all "fall" for me at the slightest word that leaves my mouth

I now have a super power. Gonna level up by not showering for 3weeks, then I shall be truly Unstoppable!
Lolz impossible! Maggot will be ur companion.Any lady who is found around you will contact wat we call ambomokilidermcancerobolism.

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Re: Turn Someone On Today. by Nobody: 8:46am On Feb 21, 2015
Looks like you're speaking from experience.
Re: Turn Someone On Today. by Nobody: 8:54am On Feb 21, 2015
hmmmmmmm

nice one op

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Re: Turn Someone On Today. by YoshiMaster: 1:36pm On Feb 21, 2015
sleekangel85:
Lolz impossible! Maggot will be ur companion.Any lady who is found around you will contact wat we call ambomokilidermcancerobolism.

I like that word, hence forth, I shall be called Captain Ambomo-Kili-Derm, cause I really am gonna kill them.

"It's the toilet, It's the Garbage, no it's Captain AmbomoKiliDerm!!!!!!"
Re: Turn Someone On Today. by chronique(m): 3:35pm On Feb 22, 2015
I just showered and used my sweet custom cologne;who wants to get turned on? smiley

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Re: Turn Someone On Today. by Mhizizzy(f): 3:50pm On Feb 22, 2015
Okay

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