Wow! You just cooked up 22 lies to try to argue your case. If you want to discourage it,present truth not these vast collection of horseshit.
The fact remains even if it maybe ethically wrong,health wise it does you a whole lot more good than harm. If there's any harm at all. All those health damages you listed r all lies. Go to the wikipedia page on masturbation and read the real pros and cons before posting.
Damages your mind and soul? Makes you lose yr memory? Like serzly nigga stop spitting crap

Soap and water r/ship will increase or decrease depending on how soon I find my future wife

Tearg1:


the solution is to seek spiritual Help, by attending a church where they truely worship God in spirit and in truth. Its a simple process. Accept Jesus, get Baptised, and get delivered. I guarantee you, you will never feel the urge to lust after anything in this world.

Ogbeni, this one na curse abi na prayer?

Btw, this is how you people go referring gullible people to church without any practical solutions.

1. self-service makes you weak, it spends more energy and burns your calorie

2. self-service creates nervousness and neurological problems

3. self-service is a main cause for erectile dysfunction.

4. self-service addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

5. self-service creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after expulsion of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.

6. self-service causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

7. self-service also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after expulsion and makes one to feel bad on his own.

8. Getting red hot while self-servicing will give a bad name in your surroundings and it is indecent too.

9. self-service cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or at least think of a sexual practice/ sex organs of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.

10. self-service creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you to fell in a worse sexual problem if chance knocks the door.

11. self-service leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.

12. self-service is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife.

13. Over self-service reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not self-service.

14. Seminal fluid that gets released on self-service contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; expulsion often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

15. Ethically self-service is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect on others. May be you are good in all other regard but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

16. self-service wastes your time and makes you useless.

17. The pleasure of self-service never lasts for a long time.

18. self-service creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought provoking ability.

19. self-service is not the end for your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

20. It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

21. Guys who self-service will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.

22. self-service induces homosexuals in schools, colleges and hostels. Many times the latter creates sexually transmitted diseases like VD, syphilis, AIDS etc.,

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I strongly believed the above episode as a personal experience of whoever that dump them here.If you don't self service or service yourself,how do you know all the side effect thereby negating the benefits?God bless Nigeria.

self service vs prostitute which one is better?

dact4u:
1. Masturbation makes you weak, it spends more energy and burns your calorie

2. Masturbation creates nervousness and neurological problems

3. Masturbation is a main cause for erectile dysfunction.

4. Masturbation addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

5. Masturbation creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after ejaculation of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.

6. Masturbation causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

7. Masturbation also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after ejaculation and makes one to feel bad on his own.

8. Getting red hot while masturbating will give a bad name in your surroundings and it is indecent too.

9. Masturbation cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or at least think of a sexual practice/ sex organs of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.

10. Masturbation creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you to fell in a worse sexual problem if chance knocks the door.

11. Masturbation leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.

12. Masturbation is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife.

13. Over masturbation reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not masturbate.

14. Seminal fluid that gets released on masturbation contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; ejaculation often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

15. Ethically masturbation is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect on others. May be you are good in all other regard but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

16. Masturbation wastes your time and makes you useless.

17. The pleasure of masturbation never lasts for a long time.

18. Masturbation creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought provoking ability.

19. Masturbation is not the end for your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

20. It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

21. Guys who masturbate will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.

22. Masturbation induces homosexuals in schools, colleges and hostels. Many times the latter creates sexually transmitted diseases like VD, syphilis, AIDS etc.,

OP, your sources?
I think a better title would be "22 assumptions on self- servicing"
I prefer to call it what it should be called though - W@nking! That's because there's a lot in a name

On a serious note though, let's take your 22nd assumption for example, w@nking actually reduces your chances of having STDs as you can't possibly pick one up from befriending your fist, can you? Also, your assumptions seem to be based on another assumption that it's only males that w@nk.
So abeg make you dey serious jare!

searching4love:



SELF SERVICE IS BETTER THAN DATING ALL THESE PROMISCUOUS NIGERIAN GIRLS WHO MOVE AROUND WITH VARIOUS DISEASES LOOKING FOR MEN TO INFECT. SOME LADIES WEARS PANTS FOR 3 DAYS WITH OUT WASHING, SOME URINATE WITHOUT CLEANING UP HEREBY CREATING A TOXIC STENCH WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO BLEEP THEM.

MOST NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE DISEASE CARRIERS SO IF YOU CAN'T LAY YOUR HANDS ON A FOREIGN LADY, I SUGGEST YOU SELF SERVICE

That's why you will still keep searching for love.

Tearg1:
THIS OP MUST BE A SERIAL MAST.URBATOR. !!!!!!!!!! I doubt almost everything written here.

I used to do this act some years back, because I felt it helps me reduce the urge to lust after women... Having sex with random girls is a dangerous thing because of the spiritual consequences, and creating invisible Bonds. It felt good for a while, the only side effect I noticed is that, it could affect your confidence and lead to low self esteem..

I quit it after finding Jesus. Even if I click an adult site, I dnt feel that excitement like I once did back then. The urge to mast.urbate is no longer in my mind.

I give all the glory to God anyway.

please explain the bolded phrase...

WHY DONT YOU JUST TRY THIS

Qmab:
That's why you will still keep searching for love.

Wetin concern you? I search am come ur side? Aproko

@tonychristopher


Your ban will be longer than 3rd main land bridge

LLVelly:
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Lies

Well just gonna tackle 3points of the op,others too are just more like cornering, well dnt confuse the protein content in sperm to dt needed by d bodycells,evry cell and organ er well nourished wid it's own supply of nutrient,it's only when there is excess of sperm storage dt sperm is being absorbed by d body,or else some scrotal sacs will be touching d ground by now....nd cause nervousness nd neurological deficit,mmm greatly disagree with dt,it only stimulate d sexual experience enhancing the pathway of addiction,neural deficit are caused by dead brain cells,wc might be because of ischemia,trauma e.t.c...nd depression chai it cant cause dt der will be a dopaminergic release wc gived d euphoric feeling,nd may be guilt to d staunch ''it is a sin''believers, nd contrary to d believe dt it cause premature ejaculation it actually enhances sexual performance, but addiction can lead to oligospermia....so lets stop giving faulty reasons all because we consider sth to be morally wrong,science wise it does more good than harm....thank God say I go schl shao....by d way my religion says no selfservice nd so I'm so against it..

midasbliss:
But How Do Someone Get Sexual Pleasure By Doing His/her Self?
Really Absurd.

Absurd? try subscribing to Glo 3GB data plan, type Jada fire videos on Google search or pinky". it l get you tutored on "Maasturbation101. you will testify to the power of God

bestestgirl:
I guess this is for the boys

Noted

18. self-service creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought provoking ability.
Its real.

But self service, is also gud 4 health, it also reduce 2 much of self desire 95% of boys self services while 80% of girlz masturbate.

well written but ur analysis shows u are an expert masturbator

bestestgirl:
I guess this is for the boys

and girls too cos people involved think abt unclad partners, most especially errotic scenes to perform and self service.

bestestgirl:
I guess this is for the boys

For boyz? I guess people like u do it often in ur bathroom.Don't pretend..

Anybody doubting the op shud read dis,I was a victim of self service for 12years,I self service atleast 8 times every day for 12years,
i look far older than my age now,
it destroyed my self worth and confidence so much
i used to have loss of memory,I can't concentrate well,I easily get confused,my skin dries easily,I sweat profusely,I learn things with difficulty even simple things,I became a hardcore porn addict up to the extent that I know so numerous actresses,I was caught by members of my family so many times with porn,I noticed I cudnt have a girlfriend,I had to go to a prostitute house to disvirgin myself(I regret this move I took)and I notice when I was having sex I wasn't enjoying it atall,I wud av to self-service to. Be satisfied,even when I later got two girlfriends,I still don't enjoy sex atall,so my relationship doesn't last,infact I released too quick and they where never satisfied,and I noticed my dck shrunk a little bit I am always tired feeling lazy,it also gave me some spiritual problems, I strongly advice anyone engaging in such act now shud stop it before it gets to mine,self service is like taking cocaine cos the sprain releases some hormones called neurotransmitters during any sexual condition,and too much of it damages the brain,so anyone self servicing shudnt critized any cocaine addict.am still fighting it hard now with d word of God,so dat it wud not make me impotent or having problems in marriage.pls eshew all such practices chao

searching4love:
@tonychristopher


Your ban will be longer than 3rd main land bridge

ok... then i leave

raayah:
Just finished pleasuring myself and i feel relaxed . In short, body dey sweet me right now!

Everybody with their own.

My only advice is to do it with moderation. Being addicted to anything is bad.

u no try atall.....
While some guys de jones!

dharay99:



May Heaven forgive you...

pls I don't care how ignorant u are but pls do not blasphem thanks

YOU ARE GONE, WHY DONT YOU KILL YOURSELF BUT DONT COMMIT SUICIDE


YOU HAVE ALL THESE WAHALA

skylane:
Anybody doubting the op shud read dis,I was a victim of self service for 12years,I self service atleast 8 times every day for 12years,
i look far older than my age now,
it destroyed my self worth and confidence so much
i used to have loss of memory,I can't concentrate well,I easily get confused,my skin dries easily,I sweat profusely,I learn things with difficulty even simple things,I became a hardcore porn addict up to the extent that I know so numerous actresses,I was caught by members of my family so many times with porn,I noticed I cudnt have a girlfriend,I had to go to a prostitute house to disvirgin myself(I regret this move I took)and I notice when I was having sex I wasn't enjoying it atall,I wud av to self-service to. Be satisfied,even when I later got two girlfriends,I still don't enjoy sex atall,so my relationship doesn't last,infact I released too quick and they where never satisfied,and I noticed my dck shrunk a little bit I am always tired feeling lazy,it also gave me some spiritual problems, I strongly advice anyone engaging in such act now shud stop it before it gets to mine,self service is like taking cocaine cos the sprain releases some hormones called neurotransmitters during any sexual condition,and too much of it damages the brain,so anyone self servicing shudnt critized any cocaine addict.am still fighting it hard now with d word of God,so dat it wud not make me impotent or having problems in marriage.pls eshew all such practices chao

Wow.!! God bless you op. More importantly self service is a Sin.!

There are many things that have being destroying life but with something like this, someone will have to think twice before venturing into something and for those who are into it should try to eliminate this habit.

searching4love:
@tonychristopher


Your ban will be longer than 3rd main land bridge

LOL

Whobedatte:
Absurd? try subscribing to Glo 3GB data plan, type Jada fire videos on Google search or pinky". it l get you tutored on "Maasturbation101. you will testify to the power of God

Still Absurd, Why Would I Get Tutored On Masturbation?

raayah:
Just finished pleasuring myself and i feel relaxed . In short, body dey sweet me right now!

Everybody with their own.

My only advice is to do it with moderation. Being addicted to anything is bad.

Ur bobo travel ni? If it isnt done by d screwdriver it cant taste like it

masturbation is evil

BornSad:


Ogbeni, this one na curse abi na prayer?

Btw, this is how you people go referring gullible people to church without any practical solutions.

seeking the face of Jesus is the only guarantee that can help us overcome our earthly challenges.