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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 12:28pm On Mar 06, 2015
grin grin grin
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by snthesis(m): 12:58pm On Mar 06, 2015
has anyone experienced somethin similar? care to share
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by 5minsmadness: 1:06pm On Mar 06, 2015
snthesis:
i cant take this anymore......
....its been going on for too long
.....ive got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer... angry
the couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby pls F$$k harder, its deep, pllssss, deeper, harder faster im sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,) starts 30mins later and doesnt end for another 30mins, then i assume they go 4dinner cos it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming wailing start by 10p.m this goes on for atleast an 1hr- we manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another rounds of more screams moaning shouting begging pleading demanding naughty dirty sound/words. angry angry angry

this sex pollution is causing alot of trauma cos ive noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i aint doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely). also my kids keep asking why my neigbhour is always beating his wife.

i need advise on what to do cos its really gettin outta hand.

yea the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced)

ive considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward

Bros we are in the same boat oh. In this instance it is my landlord and his second wife.
https://www.nairaland.com/2024646/landlords-wife-screamer
The thing has become a normal event in our estate, such that even when she screams and moans we just go about our buisness like nothing is going on. I opened a thread about it but later realised there is nothing much I can do about it. My girl tried to get revenge her own way sha................ lipsrsealed tongue

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 1:18pm On Mar 06, 2015
When they start it, pound on their door once. Make sure the sound is deafening. Walk away when you are done. If he calls you out to ask why; do not answer him. Repeat it if it happens yet again and again and again angry sad

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 1:23pm On Mar 06, 2015
Sex pollution kwa? Hian!! If i was ur wife ehn...na to dey scream my own join o, even if we re not doing anything. When screamer jam screamer...one must bend! grin grin



But ur story hard me to beleive sha undecided

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by tintingz(m): 1:37pm On Mar 06, 2015
Women and screaming shaa.. cheesy

Next time Record the tongue speaking and play it to them. grin

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by snthesis(m): 1:46pm On Mar 06, 2015
5minsmadness:


Bros we are in the same boat oh. In this instance it is my landlord and his second wife.
https://www.nairaland.com/2024646/landlords-wife-screamer
The thing has become a normal event in our estate, such that even when she screams and moans we just go about our buisness like nothing is going on. I opened a thread about it but later realised there is nothing much I can do about it. My girl tried to get revenge her own way sha................ lipsrsealed tongue

jst read ur thread, i thot it was jst me... so how do u cope grin grin
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Rilwayne001: 3:19pm On Mar 06, 2015
grin grin eeni payan nibi yii

Lmao
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by misfab(f): 3:52pm On Mar 06, 2015
lols....thaats a whole lot of a healthy sex life ur neighbours gat grin

and d part of wifey greetn them neibours extra nicely got me grin

op...me thinks thirs shuld b an aphrodisiac for u thou. get busy wit ur own wen next u hear them. kai. undecided

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by mightycrown1(m): 4:48pm On Mar 06, 2015
[size=17pt] Are you people staying in plywood demarcated apartment? if yes then buy a set of ear blocker for your family or pack out. if not, you too should start same with your wife to pay back or sue them to law court for public disturbance. Abi watin you say make i talk when some people are enjoying themselves and you are worried. remember na democracy we dey o. freedom of action [/size]

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 4:49pm On Mar 06, 2015
Hehehehe! cheesy grin

if you can't beat them join them
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by GAZZUZZ(m): 4:50pm On Mar 06, 2015
guy all this one nah long story, ur problem is the quote. go and ask the man to share knowledge with you simple!! grin
like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbor extra nicely

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by XBLadez: 4:50pm On Mar 06, 2015
snthesis:
I cant take this anymore......

....its been going on for too long
.....I've got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer... angry

The couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby please F$$k harder, its deep, plleasse, deeper, harder faster I'm sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,). It starts 30mins later and doesn't end for another 30mins, after which i assume they go 4dinner because it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming and wailing starts by 10p.m.

This goes on for at least an one hour. We manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another round of more screams moaning, shouting, begging, pleading, demanding, naughty dirty sounds/words. angry angry angry

This sex pollution is causing a lot of trauma because I've noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely).

Also my kids keep asking why my neighbour is always beating his wife.

I need advise on what to do because it's really getting outta hand.

And yes, the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced).

I've considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward embarassed
Tell your wife to learn how to scream too during sex. Always let them finish first, then start ur own when they are about to sleep

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by ade101(m): 4:51pm On Mar 06, 2015
Its True, they will get tired with time. Though you can speak the man, it will definitely stop.

Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Firefire(m): 4:52pm On Mar 06, 2015
Hard laugh here grin grin grin cheesy
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by ThoniaSlim(f): 4:52pm On Mar 06, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin Nairaland never stops amusing me! Really a stress relief after a long stressful day.

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Firefire(m): 4:53pm On Mar 06, 2015
XBLadez:

Tell your wife to learn how to scream too during sex. Always let them finish first, then start ur own when they are about to sleep[b][/b]


shocked shocked shocked wonderful suggestion

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by cheezy4whizy: 4:53pm On Mar 06, 2015
pls next time do scream back and do it louder. shikena

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 4:53pm On Mar 06, 2015
snthesis:


hmmm, guess i need to drink more orijin- start working out, keep fit


lol does origin do anything? undecided
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by felifeli: 4:54pm On Mar 06, 2015
snthesis:
I cant take this anymore......

....its been going on for too long
.....I've got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer... angry

The couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby please F$$k harder, its deep, plleasse, deeper, harder faster I'm sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,). It starts 30mins later and doesn't end for another 30mins, after which i assume they go 4dinner because it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming and wailing starts by 10p.m.

This goes on for at least an one hour. We manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another round of more screams moaning, shouting, begging, pleading, demanding, naughty dirty sounds/words. angry angry angry

This sex pollution is causing a lot of trauma because I've noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely).

Also my kids keep asking why my neighbour is always beating his wife.

I need advise on what to do because it's really getting outta hand.

And yes, the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced).

I've considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward embarassed

Ask if you may join them ... before your wife asks undecided undecided undecided

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 4:56pm On Mar 06, 2015
Best advice have been given,if you get home theatre,insert ur favourite music when dey start.
As that of your wife greeting him extra nicely,it's ur thought and nothing...wait till u hear her scream
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 4:57pm On Mar 06, 2015
Hahahahaha
This is hilarious.

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Curvinus(m): 4:59pm On Mar 06, 2015
Report them to the Landlord. If nothing happens, give police some money make them detain them for disturbing the peace. Record the moans and screams as evidence. The longer you wait, the more your kids will start to understand what's going on and this could distort their minds if it continues. Lastly, you need to show a stern demeanor when greeting them to let them know all is not well.

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by darlenese(f): 4:59pm On Mar 06, 2015
Op is ur apartment face me i face u? If no, then i think u should talk to the man because for someone to hear clearly what's going on in another man's bedroom does nt sound ok to me, haha, I'm a bit worried that ur wife is acting nice to the man,

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 5:00pm On Mar 06, 2015
fem29:


I suggest you do something to spoil their mood whenever they start grin. Look for a pastors tape, preferably 1 talking about sexual immorality. Whenever they start, start playing it loudly right from where they can hear it very well. When they stop stop the tape too. If they start, start d tape, whatever time it is.

If you see them smile and greet them as per usual, don't behave like anything is wrong, they will get the message, kilode, are they porn stars.
What are saying?
Get a Pastor's tape on sexual immorality?
They are legally married couple so ur tape would only increase the sound of their ecstasy screams....

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by soulfood(m): 5:00pm On Mar 06, 2015
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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by axeman10(m): 5:00pm On Mar 06, 2015
Buy a noisy generator...put it near their window...just put it on - even if NEPA is available - and take your family out all night.

When you come back around 12am, play some TerryG songs- Free madness will be cool- just put it on repeat, place all speakers near your windows, make sure your kids have headphones on and send them to bed.

If the whole neighbourhood come to knock on your door, just ignore for that night.

Option B

Alternatively...you can play the music while your generator is on all through the night. You and your family won't be home that night till next morning...you'll be in one cosy hotel enjoying life, while they keep making their noise over/under Terry G's "free madness".

I bet she will stuff her mouth with throw pillows when "doing it".

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by synergycom19: 5:01pm On Mar 06, 2015
Be more concern with your wife attitude towards your neighbor WOMEN are very Slotty
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by larrybaj(m): 5:01pm On Mar 06, 2015
i think a transistor radio will be ok for u to takecare of dat shit..... grin
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by azeezya2007: 5:01pm On Mar 06, 2015
Hey man then you need to be careful and try as much as possible discuss with the man one on one and make sure your did not see you with him also remember not disclose to him about your wife mode.

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